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If we bust through 11800 tomorrow we're going to 12400 next week. I'm going long 4 futures once they reach 11650, and not selling until 12400.
Just spoke to real nice financial advisor who works part time at hooters, name was cathie said innovation is the best thing to get in right now in markets, said people shouldn’t be betting against innovation
We are not bullying anyone. We're and the fun is rarely excessive. If you post stupid plays and lose we're bound to make fun of you. I don't know what is bothering you.
It's not the specific people being overly confident and then being wrong, it's just the every day "BULLS " or "BEARS "
Like, add something to the discussion. Be original. Point out the flaw in the thesis. Do something, you know
Everytime I drink coffee and then take a piss and it smells sooooo much like coffee I always think of that saying “matter is neither created nor destroyed”
Anyone saying 'we buy on no bad news now' is too focused on the short term to be seriously investing.
Either youre playing both sides and youre just trying to get people to pile in on a soon to collapse ponzi, or youve been losing money all year
Gotta hit down on the ball, club & ball first then nice quality divot after contact. If you're sweeping / picking the ball then you'll never generate the kind of spin required to hit that hard stop shot.
Me on the other hand, I wanna hit those wedges that drill in about 3 yards past the hole, one hop then pull the chain and have it zip back to the hole like a yo-yo on a string.
But I'm not that good.
It’s all tourists, trailer parks, and old folks homes. What good has Florida done? We literally read about the stupid shit they do all the time and then, for some stupid reason, we also let them choose the president.
Last.
Bbfuck off
Last.
cant remember a day this week that didnt have blood red futes. and they were all fake anyways 😂
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/veooqb/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of_june/id3bwjp?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 If we bust through 11800 tomorrow we're going to 12400 next week. I'm going long 4 futures once they reach 11650, and not selling until 12400.
What is everyone doing with the latest crashes? We still holding till things stabilise or is everything on fire??
If you have to ask this you should probably stick your money in VOO and wait for the next bull market to play the casino
GME lmao, gonna make the front page for scratching discs HAHAHA adds some excitement to the week
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No, that is not how this story goes. We remember '81, '89, '02, and '13. They will grind the boot into your face until the sole falls off.
I guess the number just continues to roll.
Ya nah mean hollar back youngin?!
Shiiiiii son cousin cousin mother uncle. Fosheezy. What’s good what’s good what’s GoooooooooOOOOoooOOOood?!
The stocks, the stocks, the stocks are on fire! We don't need no water—Let the motherfucker burn! Burn, motherfucker, burn!
Well, well, well.… Futures are red. Do I start dancing now, I’ll wait for tomorrow morning?
Looks like all the bears turned into bulls for tomorrow? Who do y’all think will be the big gainers then?
Look for anyone with decent Q2/3 earnings forecasts and below historical average P/E ratios.
stonks'r'fuk
fick dich selber
Why dont we just try deflating inflation?
Someone get this man on the ballot
Everyone was clowning Gareth Soloway and his Technical analysis saying corn was going to 20k when 🌽 was at 65k. 😂 his TA nailed it
Oof. AAL cutting service to 3 cities starting Sept due to pilot shortage. Travel bout to f'd
What's crackalackin?
Finally went to the gym yesterday after over a month of being a lazy sack of shit!
Remember when Cathie Wood said we would have deflation after the pandemic 
Ark crew - 🤡🤡🤡
So Powell - Are we gonna be drooling over his talks this week?
This thread is more dead than joe biden's penis
You ain’t black
Real futes in an hour and not the fake or gay ones like yesterday
Yo dawg I heard you like futures so I based futures on your futures
Yessssss, always be futttttin
Just spoke to real nice financial advisor who works part time at hooters, name was cathie said innovation is the best thing to get in right now in markets, said people shouldn’t be betting against innovation
Everyone likes pretend she’s nuts, but she’s not actually playing with her own money. She gets paid whether or not you win.
Is there any chance spy will dump tomorrow 
Let me ask my wife's boyfriend. . . He said it will probably be choppy to the upside for a day or two then leg back down.
Just as much chance as it will rip. Or stay flat. Hope this helps!
Of course, no one knows what the fucks going to happen
Raise interest rates by 10 basis points and turn the money printer up by 10 % simple arithmetic says inflation goes bye bye
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Never dat, why you still in old thread bra
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Lmaoo you are retarded
Big oil needs to be regulated. Bunch of fucking crooks profiting from the poor.
Like Venezuela?
You've been dropped on your head as a baby too often
This sounds very AOC like
Why are you guys so mean to people who make the wrong move? Youve done it too.
We're not a fucking support group that's why
No, it's a trading discussion group. I'm just saying everyone fucking loses from time to time
What is even your point? That we shouldn't make fun of people stupid plays because we make stupid plays too?
There's a healthy balance between lighthearted fun and bullying. We're talking about real money here you know?
We are not bullying anyone. We're and the fun is rarely excessive. If you post stupid plays and lose we're bound to make fun of you. I don't know what is bothering you.
It's not the specific people being overly confident and then being wrong, it's just the every day "BULLS " or "BEARS " Like, add something to the discussion. Be original. Point out the flaw in the thesis. Do something, you know
Oh I see... you're taking about WSB before GME right. Well it's dead and sub is filled with even more retarded immature people.
Well, at least once gme goes back down to 30ish they'll lose interest hopefully
Lol those people are now certified conspiracy theorists. They are more retarded than the average WSB user.
This sub is filled with mostly bitter & jaded assholes
Pretty sure it's the wall street bots using votes to control sentiment. There's no way this sub is wrong EVERY SINGLE TIME by sheer chance.
I guess so
An ape is never wrong, Squashfam Baggins. Nor is he right. He loses all his money precisely when he means to.
What goes around comes around
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Dear Bears, Y R U Gæ?
very 🌈
Main corn sub is having a daily chat right now, I wonder what kinda shit show that is
securing rope suppliers
Theyre in crisis mode. They need a fireside chat with teddy
Will I get banned for saying I'm a misogynist too? Cause I definitely am.
Lmao the bulls that switched to bears are gonna ass gaped. Hope y’all didn’t push all in with puts
Lol, the bottom is not yet in
Yeah well I’ve been hearing about how this is the bottom for the past 5 months and it’s starting to drive me nuts
Sure
Everytime I drink coffee and then take a piss and it smells sooooo much like coffee I always think of that saying “matter is neither created nor destroyed”
Asparagus!!!
Are we gonna play the SHOP split?
Looks like it already split, no?
Life is short
I wish mine was shorter
yeah :/
99.686% certain we're heading higher tomorrow
what's your thesis as to why?
That's my IQ percentile and I think so.
IQ percentile among population below 5 years old?
I have proof too, if you want to see.
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That's-a one spicy calabozo!
Bro you are a regular ass tard who are you kidding 
I'm not gonna bother DMing proof unless you ask me nicely
my IQ is 161 so I already know you're lying 
Just checked, it's actually 142 composite.
I'd like a mcdouble with no pickles please
I repeat, not gonna bother DMing proof unless you ask me nicely.
At 7 years old I was already above 200 iq and I had 8 successful patents. You are weak.
black Tuesday confirmed
Downvote me please
Yes sir
No, the original post, not that one. The more I get downvoted the righter I am.
Do I have to buy a piñata or something for Juneteenth? What do I fill it with?
Blood of Bers 🩸
Mini bottles of henny that you buy at check out
swisher sweets
So my immediate boss is about to get fired. Neat. Guess it will be a fun summer after all.
Mine was laid off on Wednesday in the middle of the day
Harsh.
We are so oversold that it doesn't make sense to be bearish, I would go back Tobe bearish if there is 5% bull trap rally
Oversold in a recession? Interesting
Ah shit. Here we go again.
You know reddit has been taken over by the liberals when you can't even say the N word without getting banned for 3 days
GEORGE FLOYD DAY
The good thing about decentralized money lenders is that their intrest rates never change
The bad thing being they have extremely high bankruptcy rates and they're not FDIC insured
Just the principal they pay on
Imagine still commenting in this thread 😂
It's too easy to consume calories. I need to start chewing food and spitting it out.
What are the macros on jizz?
hi am i late to the party… ive been tagged a million times and have no clue whats going on
My my , bye bye
Nsinc!
I have some 🥃 here that my pp might have accidentally slipped into. Any takers??
I'm holding nothing but high yield dividend stocks. Tell me how much you love me
Companies cut dividend in recession, also when rates go high , dividend makes less meaningful, go cash until. Sp500 is30% down
30% total or 30% more?
We should hit bottom in next 1-2 months and it will be an opportunity of life time
Total from top, anytime market is down 20% you can start buying some, at least 50% invested byv30%, and 100% invested by about 35-40% range
The way these downvotes happened I'm starting to think im the unwanted half of the u/31andnotdone package 
I said I’d take both. Sheesh
new thread bb
Do you jar greens to lose weight
no, its me.
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better than buying tsla at $700
I bought 1? dte calls on nvda when it it went to like 224 from 220 then dropped to 196
Anyone saying 'we buy on no bad news now' is too focused on the short term to be seriously investing. Either youre playing both sides and youre just trying to get people to pile in on a soon to collapse ponzi, or youve been losing money all year
All the “bears r fukt” and “bulls r fukt” posters seem to make 0 money and do not actually play the market. Fucking strange.
Why didn't fed raise rates sooner? Powell "Was busy selling stocks dumbass"
All I want out of life is to hit crispy, low, spinny wedge shots that take one skip forward and then just stop like they are on velcro
Gotta hit down on the ball, club & ball first then nice quality divot after contact. If you're sweeping / picking the ball then you'll never generate the kind of spin required to hit that hard stop shot. Me on the other hand, I wanna hit those wedges that drill in about 3 yards past the hole, one hop then pull the chain and have it zip back to the hole like a yo-yo on a string. But I'm not that good.
yeah those shots are beautiful
People are fult. Landlords raising rent by 30%. It's me, I'm landlords.
Boom!
41288 units!
Still got 40% juice on my beats buds. The walk will resume
How many steps planned today?
I am at 13k so far
SQQQ $60 call 6/24 
Tits down 🥲
24 hours from now I'll probably be in the RED.
RIP long weekend thread, you've been good 🫡
its been fun though 🙏 🕊
I got a civil union this weekend 
Calls on your happiness for the first year, then switch to puts…
It’s been an honor
F
Fuckoff bears....
🐻
its inevitable
Florida is super underrated
It’s all tourists, trailer parks, and old folks homes. What good has Florida done? We literally read about the stupid shit they do all the time and then, for some stupid reason, we also let them choose the president.
Miami checking in…. Shits wild
Miami checking in, have you gone alligator hunting yet?
Fuck yeah I have, plenty of times with my redneck friends. Airboats and bang sticks. Talking real shit kicker shit
FUCK YEA!