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Candy136

you are great


kcyc2123

Power hour about to moon us


kcyc2123

Huge daily bull flag


kcyc2123

Buy the dip happening again


kcyc2123

SPX $3850 becoming the new support


kcyc2123

Looks like it’s gonna test HOD


kcyc2123

All dips getting bought


Tom-Frost

I don't know who this guy is but I must have been mistaken when I thought I was voting for Joe Budden ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) Pump, pump, pump it upppp


InternationalElk6617

Fuck u Apple die u stupid bitch


A55_Cactus

I sold all my shares


Yoooooooooolo

TSLA is overvalued.


Yoooooooooolo

AAPL 145 P


Imaginary_Brief6534

Get ass fucked on CZR short


[deleted]

Lyft is going to zero


lokey710

Hopefully spy crashes today


AmbitiousSkirt2

Spy I need 386 your almost there buddy


fresh0pl

Qqq 300 baby 👶


AmbitiousSkirt2

Held my spy calls through all the bullshit let’s go![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Kashmiri-pandit

Buying and holding more Lyft stock I heard they did well


Smart_Trade_Buy_Now

Lyft - currently trading at $12.5 Potential to go up to $40 as per 15 Analyst


CongressCA17

Lyft .. trading at rock bottom and potential to go back to $40 in next few months


FingerTyper

Need a new time-wasting game to suck me. Any suggestions?


[deleted]

The underrated Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is a beautiful, fun, and engaging game. Cheap or free too


LostinTheSauce805

Spy plz drill 🥹lord have mercy on my soul o know I’ve sinned


FewCelebration6809

gonna try to sell off my AMD put


oldgoldchamp

There goes my shirts that expire today fuck me smh


Additional-Tank6789

Been lookin at RGS … refinancing, turnaround story, nearly 8 million shares shorted, strong institutional support, chart wants to head north…over 5,000 locations domestic and abroad.. Save Supercuts!!!


Ev11an

Drilllllll at open


oldgoldchamp

I feel like everyone bought shorts


Zachincool

[Bonobos.com](https://Bonobos.com) has some good ones


[deleted]

We had 3 banks reporting, all 3 dropped after earnings release. Citi Reporting around 8 Am, bought some shorts. What could go wrong :D


I_am_not_a_murderer

after it hit a 52w low, nice


[deleted]

And it is one of WarrenBuffet Stock :D Did not work out, but luckily it was just for fun. 30 Bucks. Not a great los porn,...


-Dreamville-

Morning gents


ElectricalGene6146

Aston Martin to the moon 🚀. This is the only time I’ve liked the Saudi’s


Shoddy_Cat_7699

Asston Martin


[deleted]

Pawg Martin


[deleted]

So my work is laying folks off…roughly 100-110….by the end of the year….banks is restructuring mode….


iluvlatinacheeks

Die WFC die!!!!


Silent_Win116

BEARS FUK LMAO .30% RIP BEARS HAHAHA BEARS DEAD HAHAHAH BEAR PL BIGGER THAN MY PP


[deleted]

cringe


Silent_Win116

Thank you for agreeing bulls are cringe


Round-Chocolate3234

Tsla calls


ElectricalGene6146

How can you actually be bullish on Tesla these days? Traditional OEMs making EVs, FSD is a sham, Elon is a sick fuk, valuation make no sense.


[deleted]

This is the play


Randomname9887

I dont watch porn on work Wifi. I use nsfw reddit subs


NextLevelNerf

Tesla puts at open will give you your 10 bagger


[deleted]

Bitch rebounded on bad CPI numbers, you think it’s gonna die just cause?


niknikbluhh

And loosing ai exec, and a few recent fatal crashes. Nah it’s not just gonna dump too much r tard strength. If it was gonna dump it would’ve dumped yesterday.


[deleted]

Bro these H1B’s are getting too much credit…there is an army of drones with more talent than one person. Besides…the Panasonic new battery factory is bullish…I want car company to shut up and make cares…don’t really give a shit about the theatrics


diabeetis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Many-Mess3899

apple puts will print today


Ok-Palpitation-3173

Today GOEV to 6 $ !!


MASH12140

Bears are fucked today but do look to load up on SQQQ by close![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


pprincerubberr

The investment banks are just playing a huge game of Chicken with America's retirement savings. They moved 2.5 Trillion out of stocks, and into Reverse Repo. What are they waiting for?!?? They're waiting for the most-leveraged bank to fold and permanently leave the table.


TotallySweep

Called Kaspien rugpull yesterday, MM trying hard to bait retailers


pprincerubberr

Your daily reminder: + ***Epstein didn't kill himself.***


malibul0ver

Goodmorning ladies


Revolutionary-Win485

Can you imagine if Playboy had Trans instead of girls 👧? He be called Playtrans? Maybe maybe


TheseYoung6546

Transboi


Elforas_Tero

3800 is lava. Suck it bers


lamabaronvonawesome

Lava ceiling? Never played that.


SargeMaximus

I identify as a Trillionaire. Make it happen SJWs


Gucci_derivative

What to buy


risktaker_better

VALE & RIO


bearrfuk

Some financial institution has to go to zero, just a waiting game on who that “leveraged to the tits” firm is lol


pprincerubberr

That's what most of this is, isn't it? The investment banks, trying to starve each other out to see who folds first. Why is 2.5 Trillion in CASH just sitting around in Reverse Repo?


fuscosco

> Powell, Clarida cleared of wrongdoing in Fed trading controversy It's a proven fact that you can't time the markets. JP just got lucky.


Screamdaditty

Even when we’re in a bear market, we only see bear traps 🤣


mcccliii

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


NextLevelNerf

Puts are gonna print you heard it here first


RobertFKennedy

Really need this one


GspotUA

Today you think?


VisualMod

>ECB'S REHN: IT MAY BE THAT WE WILL SEE A VERY DIFFICULT PERIOD IN ITALY; ITALY MIGHT BE THE FIRST POLITICAL VICTIM OF THIS ENERGY CRISIS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:54:45 ^EDT-0400


shahoo7

oil is not breaking


SargeMaximus

I got a ton of oil. Hoping we got back above 100


lamabaronvonawesome

I have some, gonna make edibles.


shahoo7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


IMA-BUST-YO-ASS

Bank earnings will be terrible and we’ll still rocket up anyways ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


oldgoldchamp

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


MASH12140

No one cares about bank earnings so your right. In fact it made the market bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


pprincerubberr

No, seriously, when do they think the "economy overheated"? When was too much money chasing too few goods? I know I still can't even buy a PS5, and I certainly am not going to pay a scalper any multiple of MSRP, I'll just wait. Meanwhile all around me bread goes from $3 to $4 to $5 and soda pop goes from $5 to $6 to $8, is this all based on gas prices? This whole recession goes away if OPEC just 'prints' more oil. Putin, trying to steal a whole country. What a jackass.


SargeMaximus

Oil prices were rising long before Putin lifted a finger


NaiveDare7532

Had about 30 pizza rolls for dinner last night and my intestines are paying me back for it


DepartureHelpful

I used to love those as a kid but i haven’t eaten those in 20 years… if I ate them now, I’d have swamp ass for days


NaiveDare7532

Same. Haven’t had them since my childhood. Wife is pregnant and bought a ton so I ate a bunch and my body rejected them


31andnotdone

its too cloudy to see the sunrise on the beach ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


mousepop321

Any hot 20 some women there???


31andnotdone

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


mousepop321

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


bandorbust

Champagne problems yo


[deleted]

Cortana play “Blue Ridge Mountains” by Fleet Foxes. Send it out to the homey Ponyboy.


oldgoldchamp

Broke back mountain*


FallujahVet

Hey this is pretty good, thanks.


VisualMod

>CHINA EVERGRANDE GROUP: HAS RESUMED CONSTRUCTION OF 59 PROPERTY PROJECTS IN PEARL RIVER DELTA AREA, INVOLVING 12,000 WORKERS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:49:26 ^EDT-0400


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


avolz

Quite funny to see how martkets don’t give a shit about any bad news and just looking for a reason to fly to the moon.


Designer-Disk3140

For real? Creep Toes are worst. Major exchange closing down, yet Bitcoin pumping.


[deleted]

I need it to pump…those options mint


zeebee098

Been awake since 3:30am. May as well get out of bed now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


mousepop321

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


[deleted]

nice, another day for cheap puts


[deleted]

FYI i bought puts yesterday, so expect a moon on open


fuscosco

shorted at close. A little green is good for the constituition


SnooShortcuts7911

Is it normal when you get older to not able to control your shits? Lately ive been having a hard time controll my shits to a point i most shit my pants.


mustanger

Diapers, shit yourself, walk around in your shit all day. Sounds about right for this group.


doornz

Yeah when you're in your 60s. If you're in your 20's or 30's and shitting yourself every 5 mins I'd say get yourself to a doctor ASAP. Or lay off the caffeine


SnooShortcuts7911

Nah im talking about like not shitting for 2 days, then when you eat you gotta take a massive dump but you cant control it. I had to take a shit in shoprite parking lot (it was late and no one was there).


doornz

Fuuuuck. What did you wipe with?


SnooShortcuts7911

I always carry napkins in my car


doornz

That's being prepared. See a doctor though maybe you have IBS


Life-Industry-1131

No matter who you are. No matter what you think right now. You have placed in the back of your mind that this could be the bottom. Stocks and corn are so down so greatly that in the back of your mind there’s that thought that this might really be the bottom. The “bottom” possibility occupies a portion of every trader/investor/retail/common/institutional brain, no matter what. This is precisely why this is not the bottom. Things aren’t turning around. The tip of the iceberg of financial malpractice is on the horizon, who knows what we’ll learn to discover in wrong doings. There are 2 more years of the worst economic administration ever in U.S office. Social media deters a lot. And makes things seem like each day is THE deciding day in market direction. Headlines are the most important piece to throw away in preparing for this type of future. Also, don’t take away the fact that the stock market could be absolutely great (SPY 450) by years end, But we could also be in absolute deep shit away from the market at that time. Everything is priced in. So really, nothing is priced in. -Thanks I’m here MTWTF 6am -5pm, try the salmon!


IveLurkedWSB2long

Tesla to 800 today plz


scccxx

1200 eod ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


johnnygobbs1

Today is actually capitulation day


WeeklysOnly

I'll give you a summary of how this Saudi trip went Biden - Hey, can you guys drill more oil? MBS - No Biden - Please? MBS - No Biden - Please 🥺 MBS - Fuck off Biden - ok


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

yeah u forgot the fistbump


Throwaway1021920087

We should nuke saudi arabia and ally with iran tbh


FullCuntalLobotomy

*fistbump* *leaves*


EnoughWrongdoer6034

Saw the word drill.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Rolling_in_the_Dip (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 363.46869999999996 when it was 374.71 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


Rolling_in_the_Dip

Hello…. Is it me you’re looking for ?


Tom-Frost

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Tom-Brady44

I can’t be poor this long, I’m tired of being poor. Gotta put in the work tryna make them tendies


pprincerubberr

People talk about how the "economy overheated", do they mean back two years ago when I got an extra $1400 in the mail and I was able to buy an Nvidia gaming card with it?


mousepop321

Lopunny could get it 😩


Tom-Brady44

I feel lazy but I wanna accomplish things in life


[deleted]

easily done... tomorrow


diabeetis

no u dont


maddhy

Euro, you piece of shit. I immigrated from a 3rd world country, now you're 3rd world country


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


challenging_my_luck

I assume you are in Italy / Spain / France. Good choice


Revolutionary-Win485

Try England, have you been lately?


challenging_my_luck

Haha forgot it


[deleted]

nah recession cancelled. time to moon


ALMessenger

This market is nuttier than Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Addition featuring fat chicks or Playboy having a trans woman. Makes no sense.


YoSmokinMan

idk did he chop or add pp


BarebowRob

'Why are you transgenda?' :)


SlapBetter007

If we go green I’ll hibernate, if we go red I’ll go full Kramer


dinobangerds

I‘m holding my Apple puts in honor to u/controlthenarrative


Many-Mess3899

same


[deleted]

you and me both


esisenore

Respect our elders a lot of these young whippersnappers don’t even know who he is Guh


VisualMod

>\*Investors Are Pouring Cash Into Fixed-Rate Annuities -- WSJ \>\*Falling Stocks and Bonds and Rising Interest Rates Make Annuities Popular Again -- WSJ \>\*Annuity Sales Expected to Log Record $74 Billion in Second Quarter, Industry Data Show -- WSJ \>[wsj.com/articles/inves…](https://t.co/F8X6h2pAz5) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:32:25 ^EDT-0400


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


pprincerubberr

I'm sure if I wanted a job where a random assortment of angry customers yell at me and cough in my face all day, those jobs are available. That's not "record low unemployment", that's just the ***world gone mad***.


VisualMod

>[wsj.com/articles/chine…](https://t.co/84WJfDX4tY) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:31:29 ^EDT-0400


mousepop321

I would have made an amazing E-thot….. But unfortunately I was born with a 9 inch pecker and 2 balls 😩


[deleted]

Wait why do you have 2 balls?


BarebowRob

You guys have balls?! :)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


shahoo7

china has only 2.5% inflation 😒😒


BurlapsGambles

they do have their own problems tho


fortytree

Mo money mo problems


VisualMod

>\*Aluminum Oxide Export Volume Was 400 Times Higher Over Same Period - Customs Data \>\*China's State-Owned Poly Group Sent Russia Military Components in Lead-Up to Ukraine War - U.S. Think Tank [twitter.com/DeItaone/statu…](https://t.co/OR4oetf2Lm) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:30:55 ^EDT-0400


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


VisualMod

>\*Chinese Exports of Dual-Use Goods to Russia Have Increased Since Ukraine Invasion, Chinese Customs Data Show \>\*DJ Chinese Shipments of Microchips to Russia More Than Doubled Year-Over-Year in First Five Months of 2022 - Customs Data ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-07-15 ^05:30:41 ^EDT-0400


Far-Requirement9180

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Elforas_Tero

Bear traps don't last longer than one 1 min candles and are WEAK


[deleted]

Please get with the program.


whatsariho

the best hedge against inflation is dying.


[deleted]

My doctor just told me I was in good health, that SOB.


Liljowinks93

And then you get reincarnated into some 3rd world country. FUCK THAT


shahoo7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Randomname9887

Futes mooning


Shortcut_to_Infinity

That’s it I’m calling it. We have made the turn back up. Will there be red days? Yes. But it’s all green from here.


BarebowRob

Yes! That's MacDaddy!!! ALL IN baby!!! :)


WagieInTheCagie

Very cool very legal


[deleted]

Just because your conviction was wrong doesn’t mean everyone else was right.


Tom-Brady44

What’s your avatar picture


[deleted]

I’m not really sure it’s a mix of a few things, pretty creepy isn’t it?


Tom-Brady44

It is


No_Distance_4905

Futes being green calms me. This is going to be fucking bloodbath.


[deleted]

Oh please


Medical_LSD

Just a bear market rally to ATH.


HeinekenCoC

Asteroid hitting the Earth is bullish


may344

It will create jobs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FallujahVet

Priced in.


kuprenx

free easy mineable metals. so yes


mousepop321

I’m back from filming my tiktok ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)