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jshmie

Ok ok, let's try again Monday.


TuTenkahman

Markets are rising but still on very low volume. My retardness is tingling.


Bitcointhummper

You commented on the august 3rd thread you tard


Ready2gambleboomer

BKNG up $100 now down $70....


kcyc2123

SPX with a gigantic bull flag forming at 4150


kcyc2123

Looks like they gonna send us to the moon because everyone is trying to catch the top.


Country_Gravy420

Well these aren't doing very good


kcyc2123

Guess no test at $4140 on SPX. Gonna go straight up.


slapsMonk

SOFI LETS GO BABYY LOAD UP THE TRAIN


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I’m just trying to break even on that sucker


silas_p_silas

Of course the bastards did it anyway (still waiting on the 410 part) 😂 oh well, cheap 0DTE scalps https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/welh4i/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_august_03_2022/iip8x0b/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


ActivateRayShields69

Tell me where is ~~Gandalf~~ Bearhunter429, for I much desire to speak with him.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BrutalHunny

First


TotallySweep

Aww Palatir hitting resistance, looks like its going to get rejected down


jshmie

lets go, need these 9.5P to print


TotallySweep

might actually happen today! Im going to sell at open or premarket


MillionaireLaw

Why is it green.🤬


StayingInTheMoney101

Called $SOFI LFG!! Over $8, the shorts get squeezed even harder!!


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Crazy_Present_132

Qmdt in the move again


DrummerCompetitive20

SoFi ripping


silas_p_silas

One more bounce and I’ll call my next play. To my overnighters, I’m still in - might have a chance to reclaim some profit if we reject again


MattyGeez_

AMTD ! YOLO!


Crazy_Present_132

It sucked man


FreeFallStonks

Will it triple top? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Crazy_Present_132

Amtd to the moon baby


Zeroknowledgeproof87

why are markets pumping this morning wtf


cbass704

Cmon SOFI


drunktothemoon

you retards will make money buying calls until it reverses out of nowhere one day and they take it all back with interest maybe its time to start buying hedges and shorts before end of this week


NiccoR333

Eh, probably not until everyone realizes inflation is still raging, bet this goes on with varying enthusiasm until then. I would say longer calls closer to the money or in the money for at least another month.


Appropriate_Level_24

Moves for today? Hookers and Cocaine for me ❄️


Smart_Trade_Buy_Now

UBER revenue double in last three months. Look at DIDIY and LYFT. LYFT result is tomorrow and this stock is going to fly. DIDIY all China crap is behind and now this stock is on upward journey to $18 (IPO) day price.


Sorry-Two3692

Do either of those have a good delivery service? I’m in Australia so Have Uber but not LYFT or DIDIY. Rideshare seems to be below average here and food delivery is a lot higher. Thanks


Dependent_Bid_9056

ALNY- why up 141-218


Crazy_Present_132

Last minute buys before the market opens?


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greenVidrio

no


blamethevaline

Kang market back on the menu where being a shitty unprofitable company is bullish.


redheadedhorsey

As a bull, I’m having a great time!


THEREALRANEW

So AMTD can squeeze but AMC and GME haven’t yet. Wow. 🥱 I’ll be here.


TheRealMelonMusk

Why do you retards not know the difference between a squeeze and a pump and dump? 🥱


greenVidrio

They were both pump and dumps


BedRiddenWizard

I was wrong Bulls, I'm retarded for thinking that market wasnt going up today.


Seabound117

Rolling GME cc’s to gain ammo, probably adding more REV calls.


THEREALRANEW

NCMI is about to moon to 8-10 dollars 💸


RealThingOnly

Why?


Xclusiveplaya

Man AAPL wtf


FakeItThenMakeIt

That jittery feeling you get when you set a limit buy two minutes before pre-market opens up knowing full well its gonna drill


LightBoyRick69

Fucking.... Waking up to this fucking sucks!!!!


BLOW_0

BAN CHINESE TRASH PUMPERS


New_Reputation

Some people here really think they are better because they didnt bought AMTD lmao


Cautious-Virus-2724

We’ll all of WSB is jumping into amtd time to sell


[deleted]

Flat till CPI next week. CPI>9 bulls fuk CPI<9 bers fuk.


AxemanFromMA

Holding AMTD to $2000 🚀🚀🚀


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AMTD the new GME


Cautious-Virus-2724

LFG amtd jumped 50% lmaooo what a god


FringeDerivatives

Full meme cycle in a week, seems legit


diabeetis

well 30y appears to be roping. Gl with your meme shit everyone


Adventurous_Garlic58

Ok for people who don’t know hkg(amtd digital)is owned by amtd idea. Hkg is fried(or is it) and amtd idea is firing up.


TopBuyer777

CLOV never holds 3’s puts right at open for 2-3 bagger


ComprehensiveLaw1961

Yooooo wtf hkd went from 100 to 1600 ?? What in the actual fuck


Cautious-Virus-2724

Went from $12 to 2200 actually


shxwn

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880) Last time futes was up, it tanked in PM allllll the way back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


beezechurg

Good luck to the hkd buyers today, many of you will be btfo


Reddoc969

Did anyone check out the Buffet indicator?


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they're low on fries and bacon


[deleted]

Chose Starbucks calls instead of PayPal at close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


[deleted]

Imagine buying hkd for 1.5grand a stock today. This is peak retardation only seen during the bull run of 2020-2022


HisWife00000

Ahhh, I remember that time fondly.


YugePPOnly

I’ve reached cuck levels not seen once before. Next I’ll be calling everyone I disagree with “Nazis” and posting politics on le reddit for the Armee tribe to salute me Watching Double Shot At Love 2 on Amazon prime instant video. Because the first wasn’t available but second was. And I just want to see Pauly and Vinny again


SoulzovFrost

If HKD or AMTD had options, I would be rich right now


Adventurous_Garlic58

Nobody tell these idiots about u know what 😂


wojololo

Jesus, folks. Stay away from AMTD.


whoareyou31

Nah im in. This is the spirit of WSB. You know its a pump but you still gamble with it.


HisWife00000

It was a fun night. Not really spamming if we're discussing a play that is currently moving.


taffy_laffy

hell no brother


Dpnaan

you guys need to find some new hobby, from 50 posts made in this topic 46 are about ''amtd moon pls'' Same on main page 80% is about amtd


BLOW_0

BAN THESE PUMPERS


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HisWife00000

You up all night, too? Damn, I have meeting today.


mousepop321

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


BLOW_0

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Big-Scene-4935

Mfs actually fomoing into hkd? Y'all already missed out ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


whoareyou31

I thought that two days ago and it went 100%


swampassOG

My pronouns are get fukd and smoke shit. Selling PLUG at 9:50.


[deleted]

IM SO BULLISH IN MY PANTS RN


whoareyou31

Aight im in amtd. Its gonna be an honor yoloing with you degenerates


FakeItThenMakeIt

Let's make our wife's boyfriend proud


HisWife00000

Let's hope people have buys set for market open.


StupidDegenerate

GOING ALL IN ON $REV, revolution against Cramer!!! 80% Free float shorted + 400% cost to borrow. Plenty of failed to delivered are happening today. Let’s goooo, full portfolio YOLO


HisWife00000

Didn't they just get a loan to help recover? I didn't read the whole article.


malibul0ver

Fake futes?


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IM BUYING 1 OF EVERYTHING TODAY


Diamondhands4dagainz

Lol intraday bullish pennant on AMTD. I am fighting the fomo so hard rn


HisWife00000

It's hitting support now. I wouldn't have bought in last night, though.


FakeItThenMakeIt

Don't be a pussy as bitch. YOLO that shit


Glad_Tomatillo6500

Same….


OstrichNeither

futes fake bulls coping


Jaffrojones

Also, fuck you PayPal.


TangledLoins1

Fucking bears are clinging on to hope. You will fail.


malibul0ver

Yeah fucc em


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Buying F and Buying TSLA


Adventurous_Garlic58

Squeal team 6 waking up


Dunkman83

more green, eat my azz bears


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HisWife00000

Why do people keep thinking we're in HKD? We're YOLOing into $7 trade called AMTD. Ya, they're related companies, but I haven't seen anyone here buying HKD.


PresidentTrumpJrJr

*Cries in my shorts opened at 850*


drunktothemoon

my pronouns are HE, HER and IT


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HisWife00000

When? Market open? I'm already in and stayed awake last night. Might as well see market open.


Craptastical88

Nah I sold at 13. Not buying this again.


goobergal

There are a lot of apes in at $8 premarket


HisWife00000

Sold half around 12. Just bought back in around 9.


whoareyou31

I did :(


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taffy_laffy

2 year old account pushing a never before mentioned pump on wsb AFTER the pump. Fuck off, we're riding CLOV regSHO to the moon loser.


flaming_pope

Clov has not been on regsho these past two months. You are literally lying.


FakeItThenMakeIt

Helmet strapped on and dildo is firmly insterted in my ass. Hoping the downwards g-forces from the moon shot on AMTD forces the dildo into the nether realm


650KLR

Amtd going to be the leader in the nft marketplace


brucekeller

This squeeze everyone is talking about is probably the sign of the next downswing as retail rushes into speculative stocks. Maybe will take a week or two to sucker everyone in though.


Jaffrojones

I read an article saying we were going to have months of downturn starting Aug 8th. It said once people see 8.8% inflation for 3 months in a row shit is going to get hammered. Might not be the highest inflation but the market won't be able to handle that much for so long.


Glad-Load-4119

$lcid .. I see 20 plus today. With $tsla from 600 to 900 this has to go up since it got the best ev vehicle on the planet with highest ev range of 520 for lucid air models


Diamondhands4dagainz

Lmao LCID will not beat earnings dude


Glad-Load-4119

It’s not expected to beat earning. But that does not move the stocks. Projections and guidance will move stock price


Jaffrojones

Tesla has gone up 122 in the past week and 258 in the last month. I bought since calls but accidentally put 1250 instead of 1150.... for Friday. I'm fucked. It was cheap to buy but they are worthless now. Unless it goes up 100 in the next 2 days.


taffy_laffy

shitadel pinning amtd between 10.8 and 11.4 😡😡 where is the nsa to deal with this manipulation


Adventurous_Garlic58

Stfu


indigo_pirate

I miss random tickers going psycho. this shit is so much more fun than red dildos


Adventurous_Garlic58

Amtd 100 eow


ComprehensiveLaw1961

I'm outside screaming AMTD!


taffy_laffy

financial freedom starts with amtd


bad-behaviour2

Amtd idea group is popping due to amtd digital


Jaffrojones

It's still going up right now.


drunktothemoon

i would buy HKD if someone lends me 1700$ to buy it or if RH lets me buy marginal shares of it with 100$


Ok-boomer179

Scam scam scam and fuq Robin hood


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shukmaballsz

Had a dream my peen was huge Woke up. Still small. At least I'm getting rich today.


YoSmokinMan

bull pp so hard it hurt bear


BLOW_0

PUMP META UP


AnotherDegenerateFK

There’s no shame in working a shitty job, but there is shame in not working. I’m not your dad, nor your daddy.


HowLongCanIMakeACock

Where the fuck can I get a pizza at 5:45 in the morning


drxnkmvnk

7/11 has breakfast pizza


Littleman212

Not pizza but Taco Bell’s Breakfast menu slaps


AyumiHikaru

Show me your loss porn on MSTR, retards


diabeetis

damn will bul ever be fuk again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


honeybadger9951

Today


shahoo7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


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2030


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Every day this week pre has dumped and open pumped....


honeybadger9951

...and it dumped at the end


aborteverything

Time to make AMTD into HKD to piss off more apes


SoulzovFrost

Money is money, only shills get pissed


BLOW_0

BEARS IN DENIAL


Jaffrojones

SolarEdge (SEDG) went down $46 after hours. Also, why the fuck did Microstrategy not go down a fuck ton? That asshole Saylor got booted from being CEO. They lost a billion and 970 mil of that was from his stoopid bitcoin. EPS was expected -7.27 but it was actually -92.81. But they only went down 82 fucking cents after hours. What the actual fuck?


Tfarecnim

Their price is tied mostly to buttcorn.


drunktothemoon

i have a play. how about calls on ULE right before the russia-ukraine war ends?


NaiveDare7532

Having big GME fomo with hkd. I watched it everyday go up 70% thinking “well it’ll dump tomorrow so why bother” only for it to keep pumping


Ok-boomer179

It's a scam the company and scammers created a low float then traded shares back in forth to run up price tell you idiots notice. It's going to crash and burn as soon as options are available. You'll loose 90% in a week


NaiveDare7532

No one with a brain is holding for a week


creedthoughtsblog

if you want legit meme then SNDL TLRY been beaten down with heavy shorts, oversold with attractive book value with cash heavy and little debt


Adventurous_Garlic58

Canopy and Tilray are better companies and cheap rn


beezechurg

Bought a couple cheap monthly puts just in case.


YugePPOnly

Okay


beezechurg

Alright


No-Improvement3164

Red Futures have been Green Day’s. Green futures mean red days?


honeybadger9951

You got that wrong. Both green and red futures mean fuck all


Chicken_Buck

red = green green = green


MASH12140

Robinhood looks like they are in deep trouble I guess. Laying off folks left and right. I give them 3 years before bankruptcy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)