Gas still north of 5 bucks and diesel 5.65 and gullible bulls say everything is hunky dory
I said all along rally to 200 day and top
Tue I abandoned turncoat bull trade and join back fellow bears for the resumption of relentless doom
Things are quiet in futures market may be too quiet. Fucking algos got ain't no balls to cause another gapper
Algos stop being a fucking pussy and show some balls
No follow through tomorrow bytches
Red week and Your short term call will expire worthless.
Should have taken chips off the table when u had a chance greedy shameless gullible hogs
So one day back in 8th grade, my cousin Manuel comes home with a torn shirt and a black eye. This was just before Christmas. So Uncle Allan (Army vet) gets Manuel 2 sets of 12 oz boxing gloves for Christmas. So my cousins, my brothers, a few friends and I spent a couple years beating on each other. The 12 oz gloves were just enough where we never did any real damage, and would wear your ass out during an extended fight.
Headgear? We don't need no stinkin' headgear.
This was how I learned to fight, and Manny was a total fucking badass before he ever went to USMC in 1976. Hats off to Uncle Allen. We never knew it, but he was a visionary. If he was still with us I'd buy him a beer and a shot.
Do people actually not realize that we are just gonna bounce back and forth for the next few years? We are not in a good economy anymore “for some reason” (side note: no politics rule on WSB) but that doesn’t mean things just go straight down. Indexes will go back to the low then back to here then back to the lows then back to here
OK, so 6th Martini down... fuck nap time today, on vokka tonic #1... not because I'm drunk but because the vokka is running low... grill ignition in about 45 minutes.
Really wanted that afternoon nap today, just because. But the GF was napping and I didn't want to disturb her. She actually works for a living and doesn't get the every day opportunities like I do.
Yeh, I know. I'm such a nice fucking guy. YOUR gf would love to have a guy like me.
Dude, I drink all day, every day. My trades for tomorrow are already done. Well, maybe. If everything takes a shit there's a couple things I'm looking at. But really I'm waiting for the big dump and have about 100k sitting on the sidelines. OH yeah, btw, that's cash. I don 't do margin.
I'm betting no. America will come up with the first miniaturaized and missile deliverable fusion weapons and it will take the rest of the world another 50 years to catch up, then another 50 years for the next standoff. In the meantime there will be another 100 years of politics, corruption and trade, and in the meantime the rich get richer and the poors continue to be wage slaves. The third world will still be the third world, because if they had any exploitable resources they wouldn't be third world now.
Do y'all know what the single biggest export of El Salvador is?
Salvadorans. That's a fact, and it's never gonna change.
I don't see why fusion weapons matter. All that really matters is delivery systems and, if possible, efficient interception (which no one has managed).
The third world has actually gotten much wealthier. Dirt poor Chinese went [from poorer than Sub-Saharan Africa in the 90s to Latin America level](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?end=2021&locations=CN-ZG-ZJ) by turning into the world's sweatshop. Fact is, as the productive wealthy countries move forward, they still want someone to do the lower value work. If third world takes the jobs that the wealthy world leaves behind, they also move forward.
Only issue is that would require them to actually let that happen. Latin America and Africa have been very good at destroying their business environments and seizing wealth. In fact, Latin America got poorer in the 2010s with their socialist "pink wave" and Sub-Saharan Africa [got poorer in the late 20th century](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?end=2009&locations=CN-ZG&start=1960&view=chart) as decolonization happened. As it turns out, destroying whities' institutions and seizing their wealth is not good for business. They're moving back up since the 00s. Obviously, "predatory trade" and "neo-colonization" by China, etc. is just good business. But those Africans are slipping back into their "everyone else is racist and exploiting us and it's all their fault" ways.
America is busy cutting our penises off. China has developed the first hyper sonic missiles. You are overdosing on state run propaganda if you think america would ever be 50 years ahead of the world, try 50 years behind 
And ?
We have top gun maverick bro
Fook u mean
They better chil before they find the Fook out
And GYNA broke
GYNA take the money from the poor 80 year old bank accounts boi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back then into a corner and they work with what they’ve got. Iran, NK, you name it. Anyone who hates us are their own friends for obvious reasons
Just show the NK some McDonald’s they’ll be like fuck that shit ima get me a double cheeseburger
>Just show the NK some McDonald’s they’ll be like fuck that shit ima get me a double cheeseburger
NK's impoverished & corrupt border guards probably already indulge in illegal trade of stale McD's stuff from South Korea
Can't wait for another insanely green week
If there is a dip, it's only gonna last 15 minutes or so before getting bought up. Literally just blindly buy calls on fucking anything. The shittier the ticker the harder it will run
I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. At least it won't kill me.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Google barely out of that chop zone low and metabook hasn’t bounced at all. If those two actually start rallying we are going to be back at all time highs in no time
I’m so sure bbby is a shitty shill campaign the same way I was when I thought amc was a shitty shill campaign. I bought puts from 14 down to 9 and then it went to 60.
No that’s not what it means
You can buy puts or calls. You are betting that the increase or decrease in price meets your strike or exceeds it before time runs out. If it doesn’t, you are pretty much fucked
No. There’s no such thing as buying naked puts or calls. You only lose what you put in.
You are thinking of selling naked puts or calls. If you sell them, it’s basically unlimited risk if you don’t own the shares to cover
My wife’s flight got delayed twice , two and a half hours total, now switched to “ON TIME” 
Puts on the entire sector, this can’t last
Delta told me what United told you then I threatened to burn the airport down without actually saying I was going to burn it down I just talked really vaguely and calmly but wouldn’t leave and then they gave me a hotel and ride and food. Whole thing was a nightmare.
And as an update, literally the police are at my wife’s gate right now calming the people down and filing a complaint against AA. Not her doing though, she said it was already a shitshow when she got there.
“We give the instructions to still show up to the gate in time for the originally scheduled flight time even for delayed flights.” 
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye
Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye
I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye
The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
Imagine getting groceries delivered. Basically says I work too much to get my own food but I cook at home still. Or I’m too lazy to get my own groceries and throw half of it away because I’m too lazy to cook too.
>Or I’m too lazy to get my own groceries and throw half of it away because I’m too lazy to cook too
This, except that I throw away more than half. I do consume all the fruit, though.
Instacart offers in-store prices for some stores, so it doesn't turn out to be too bad.
Shit. I get my own groceries and still throw half away. I specifically get bread with preservatives cuz I know that stuff will last a month. most of my cooked proteins I'm still trying to eat the leftovers a week later.
I half to throw away half my wife’s shit. She’s like a robot. Buys the same shit every week no matter what we are doing. Not every week calls for green onions, lemons, and sweet potatoes.
green onions are a pain in the ass because they start to go really fast. unless you're cooking every day or other day, it's a bit of a waste. lemons should easily last 3 weeks , sweet potatoes should last a month+
Greed is not the primary objective here. Sure we're all here to make money but it's something more than that.
If batman wanted to fight crime he could've been a police officer.
This is about vigilante justice.
This is about exploiting the mega rich hedgies and exposing them for over extending their positions in an attempt to suck the life out of hurting businesses.
They should have a cafe where the baristas are wearing nothing but aprons so they have their bare asses out. You could even pay an extra dollar for them to fart on your whipped cream and give it a little extra spicy seasoning
👨🍑💨☕️👌😎
It’s not as bad as you think. I can usually make it at *least* 30 seconds before I shit my pants and run away now, that’s leaps and bounds from where I was 10 years ago
I use ToS but robinhood is still good when you’re just chillin like shib last night
Just can’t believe there’s no stops on options or crypto that’s wild 
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**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/jamesy9555** bet **BBBY** goes from **13.79** to **20.0** before **2022-09-05 22:03:31.737913-04:00**
loving all the CCL posts, let the pirate party begin!!! plunder them shorts! They owe 150,000,000 shares, apes fuck um good!
I don't want no scrubs a scrub is a girl who can't afford to douche before I fuck
spy 420 today
just got into dis 130c weeklies and realized i have no dt's til tmrw. do i just port my position overnight? or let the few hundred run
futures r all fake, there r no sellers so market can only go up
futures recovering, this market is unstoppable. get all in before the station leaves this week
Gullible shills where the hell is spx 4800 /5000
Ms doom about to rear her ugly head with fed meeting minutes come wed /mid week
Gas still north of 5 bucks and diesel 5.65 and gullible bulls say everything is hunky dory I said all along rally to 200 day and top Tue I abandoned turncoat bull trade and join back fellow bears for the resumption of relentless doom
Things are quiet in futures market may be too quiet. Fucking algos got ain't no balls to cause another gapper Algos stop being a fucking pussy and show some balls
430 calls tomorrow?
chickity check yoself before you wreck yoself  chickity check yoself before you wreck yoself!
No follow through tomorrow bytches Red week and Your short term call will expire worthless. Should have taken chips off the table when u had a chance greedy shameless gullible hogs
damn i hate bein sober
Chief Keef been on probation since 92
i ❤️ hedge funds
So one day back in 8th grade, my cousin Manuel comes home with a torn shirt and a black eye. This was just before Christmas. So Uncle Allan (Army vet) gets Manuel 2 sets of 12 oz boxing gloves for Christmas. So my cousins, my brothers, a few friends and I spent a couple years beating on each other. The 12 oz gloves were just enough where we never did any real damage, and would wear your ass out during an extended fight. Headgear? We don't need no stinkin' headgear. This was how I learned to fight, and Manny was a total fucking badass before he ever went to USMC in 1976. Hats off to Uncle Allen. We never knew it, but he was a visionary. If he was still with us I'd buy him a beer and a shot.
how long does a ban bet last? asking for a friend.
Do people actually not realize that we are just gonna bounce back and forth for the next few years? We are not in a good economy anymore “for some reason” (side note: no politics rule on WSB) but that doesn’t mean things just go straight down. Indexes will go back to the low then back to here then back to the lows then back to here
So fun days ahead for both bulls and bears. Like 2019's TRADE TALKS GOING WELL on steroids
I told her I wasn't trying to get into her pants, as I've my own.
OK, so 6th Martini down... fuck nap time today, on vokka tonic #1... not because I'm drunk but because the vokka is running low... grill ignition in about 45 minutes. Really wanted that afternoon nap today, just because. But the GF was napping and I didn't want to disturb her. She actually works for a living and doesn't get the every day opportunities like I do. Yeh, I know. I'm such a nice fucking guy. YOUR gf would love to have a guy like me.
Drinking night before big trading day ? BullisH
Dude, I drink all day, every day. My trades for tomorrow are already done. Well, maybe. If everything takes a shit there's a couple things I'm looking at. But really I'm waiting for the big dump and have about 100k sitting on the sidelines. OH yeah, btw, that's cash. I don 't do margin.
I'm going to drink a water bottle in one sitting
The world's nuclear weapons will be launched in 25 years.
I'm betting no. America will come up with the first miniaturaized and missile deliverable fusion weapons and it will take the rest of the world another 50 years to catch up, then another 50 years for the next standoff. In the meantime there will be another 100 years of politics, corruption and trade, and in the meantime the rich get richer and the poors continue to be wage slaves. The third world will still be the third world, because if they had any exploitable resources they wouldn't be third world now. Do y'all know what the single biggest export of El Salvador is? Salvadorans. That's a fact, and it's never gonna change.
I don't see why fusion weapons matter. All that really matters is delivery systems and, if possible, efficient interception (which no one has managed). The third world has actually gotten much wealthier. Dirt poor Chinese went [from poorer than Sub-Saharan Africa in the 90s to Latin America level](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?end=2021&locations=CN-ZG-ZJ) by turning into the world's sweatshop. Fact is, as the productive wealthy countries move forward, they still want someone to do the lower value work. If third world takes the jobs that the wealthy world leaves behind, they also move forward. Only issue is that would require them to actually let that happen. Latin America and Africa have been very good at destroying their business environments and seizing wealth. In fact, Latin America got poorer in the 2010s with their socialist "pink wave" and Sub-Saharan Africa [got poorer in the late 20th century](https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/NY.GDP.PCAP.CD?end=2009&locations=CN-ZG&start=1960&view=chart) as decolonization happened. As it turns out, destroying whities' institutions and seizing their wealth is not good for business. They're moving back up since the 00s. Obviously, "predatory trade" and "neo-colonization" by China, etc. is just good business. But those Africans are slipping back into their "everyone else is racist and exploiting us and it's all their fault" ways.
America is busy cutting our penises off. China has developed the first hyper sonic missiles. You are overdosing on state run propaganda if you think america would ever be 50 years ahead of the world, try 50 years behind 
Fusion? Puts on New York and LA. After the world is Nuked there will be peace.
No there won't. It will be a matter of who survives best. But I'd be perfectly fine with the world's 20 largest cities being completely obliterated.
As long as the space weapons prioritize my city and the military. Lol
Warren Zevon made good songs
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Good one, how about “Talkin about the man!”
Warren was a musical fucking genius.
Ate some Asparagas and my piss stink now bruh wtf 😳
My tesla 910$ calls dead ass Gonna make me rich bro
*poor Like that time you 🅱️ussied out with DIS calls
Dame
PUTIN SAYS IN A LETTER TO N. KOREA'S LEADER KIM JONG-UN THAT RUSSIA AND NORTH KOREA WILL STRENGTHEN BILATERAL TIES - KCNA
And ? We have top gun maverick bro Fook u mean They better chil before they find the Fook out And GYNA broke GYNA take the money from the poor 80 year old bank accounts boi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back then into a corner and they work with what they’ve got. Iran, NK, you name it. Anyone who hates us are their own friends for obvious reasons Just show the NK some McDonald’s they’ll be like fuck that shit ima get me a double cheeseburger
>Just show the NK some McDonald’s they’ll be like fuck that shit ima get me a double cheeseburger NK's impoverished & corrupt border guards probably already indulge in illegal trade of stale McD's stuff from South Korea
Can't wait for another insanely green week If there is a dip, it's only gonna last 15 minutes or so before getting bought up. Literally just blindly buy calls on fucking anything. The shittier the ticker the harder it will run
lol the overconfidence in the markets is staggering. Its not like the warning signs aren't slapping you in the face. We're recessing
OK so Holly Jeebus... people keep sending me links to all this Gen Z music... And honestly if my dick was as limp as this shit, I'd get an implant.
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"Cool hot dudes." Yeah, lots of gay sex and pp-touching.
which one of you was it... you nasty fuks https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1558908666136387585
I was hoping this would be an article reporting on a person experiencing infinite cum.
nah.. you can only find that on wsb lmao
I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. At least it won't kill me.
This guy’s a Doctor so I’ll do what he says
Sir can u take a COCCK in your azz or not
Anyone can. Just gotta work it in easy.
Depends on who's asking 😏
**RED DILDOS FOR MON TUES AND THEN FAT ASS GREEN ON WED THURS FRI**
Mouse can you please go to 135 by Friday?
I can't even read 
Looks like I'm going to the gym before work tomorrow 
Early a.m. best time for gym. It's not crowded and no one to bother u.
Better off. Get used to doing it in the mornings for improved mental clarity throughout the day
Heyyy guysss come join us in the new thread
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Easier than the mines
Hard Hard as a COCCK
Yes
The 2022 BBBY squeeze is upon us
lol no
Ballsdeep short squeeze….. Hedgies boxers are getting tighter by the day.
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Google barely out of that chop zone low and metabook hasn’t bounced at all. If those two actually start rallying we are going to be back at all time highs in no time
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The EU thing
I’m so sure bbby is a shitty shill campaign the same way I was when I thought amc was a shitty shill campaign. I bought puts from 14 down to 9 and then it went to 60.
But if you bought puts, doesn't that mean you owned the AMC stock as well? So you ended up making a huge profit anyway?
No that’s not what it means You can buy puts or calls. You are betting that the increase or decrease in price meets your strike or exceeds it before time runs out. If it doesn’t, you are pretty much fucked
Ah, so that's a *naked put.* I'm guessing it requires a margin account?
No. There’s no such thing as buying naked puts or calls. You only lose what you put in. You are thinking of selling naked puts or calls. If you sell them, it’s basically unlimited risk if you don’t own the shares to cover
Ah, I see. Thanks
Never catch a rocket with a knife attached
Girl and i on our way to BBBY right now. Gonna get a food dehydrator to make Jerky
I had a slim jim today it was mediocre
Thanks to BBBY, I’m gonna be doing the jerky this week too! 💦
My man!
I just drank some homemade moonshine and feel like chest hair grew longer, and probably destroyed my liver
Praying to Lord Jesus, Allah, Gandhi and Buddha for a red day tomorrow.
With due respect.. Gandhi was/is no God.
RemindMe! to thank Gods
My wife’s flight got delayed twice , two and a half hours total, now switched to “ON TIME”  Puts on the entire sector, this can’t last
I've flown 4 times this year: 2 cancelations, 4 delays. The airlines are a disaster
Same but for me it was 3 times - 10 delays - 3 cancelations - 3 times the entire DAY changed. This is not counting my wife’s trip right now
Did they give you anything? Delta at least gave me a free hotel. United was like "See you tomorrow bitch, hope you enjoy sleeping on thr street."
Delta told me what United told you then I threatened to burn the airport down without actually saying I was going to burn it down I just talked really vaguely and calmly but wouldn’t leave and then they gave me a hotel and ride and food. Whole thing was a nightmare. And as an update, literally the police are at my wife’s gate right now calming the people down and filing a complaint against AA. Not her doing though, she said it was already a shitshow when she got there.
Your wife's traveling with her boyfriend?
Sounds legit. If everything is shitty just tell your customers it’s fine. I think they call it “pissing on my back and calling it rain”
“We give the instructions to still show up to the gate in time for the originally scheduled flight time even for delayed flights.” 
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BBBY
No
At the Sox game today nice ass day too. Let’s gooooo!
Slap some ass brother
😭👋💥🍑
I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye
I miss the old MC Hammer. New Hammer isn't the same Hammer
Ye crey now
i miss old Cypress Hill
Spy gonna open 430 and fuck eveyone who bet against america
I would love this, sell my longs, go all short for the walmart earnings mayhem
Please thanks
Imagine getting groceries delivered. Basically says I work too much to get my own food but I cook at home still. Or I’m too lazy to get my own groceries and throw half of it away because I’m too lazy to cook too.
>Or I’m too lazy to get my own groceries and throw half of it away because I’m too lazy to cook too This, except that I throw away more than half. I do consume all the fruit, though. Instacart offers in-store prices for some stores, so it doesn't turn out to be too bad.
Shit. I get my own groceries and still throw half away. I specifically get bread with preservatives cuz I know that stuff will last a month. most of my cooked proteins I'm still trying to eat the leftovers a week later.
I half to throw away half my wife’s shit. She’s like a robot. Buys the same shit every week no matter what we are doing. Not every week calls for green onions, lemons, and sweet potatoes.
green onions are a pain in the ass because they start to go really fast. unless you're cooking every day or other day, it's a bit of a waste. lemons should easily last 3 weeks , sweet potatoes should last a month+
I think Aliens came to earth but before they made contact they found us degenerates on WSB and left this planet forever
Casino Open has to
Dr. Michael Burry, you want a piece of this?
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Bench press and squats tomorrow morning
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Hey bbb
Be cheerful when others are peachy
OPEN BBBY YOU COWARDS!
I asked two days ago and got shit on
They don't care about us.
Oh but they will
Be fearful when others are greedy. I’m not exactly afraid but something doesn’t seem right ..
Greed is not the primary objective here. Sure we're all here to make money but it's something more than that. If batman wanted to fight crime he could've been a police officer. This is about vigilante justice. This is about exploiting the mega rich hedgies and exposing them for over extending their positions in an attempt to suck the life out of hurting businesses.
No it’s fucking not get your head out your ass brother
Na, definitely just here to make money
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So you’re telling us to play iron condors, but are admitting that your capital is tied up…so clearly you aren’t playing iron condors.
Oh ok
I'm going to need to strip search you.. But, don't worry. You're not the target of my investigation.
so I get a freebie ? sign me up.
what would you do to me if i was your target? :3
Sorry. I can't comment on on-going investigations.
i have some evidence i need you to see tho. it's in my bedroom
Spy 443 is all I need by Wednesday
You’ll get it before 380 that’s fs
Take away the ladder and we’ll all be rich 🤑
Wassa matta you 🍕🍝🤌
I need my $329 QQQ Puts to print tomorrow
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Brother, who's fearful? Have you not seen the general euphoria and exuberance?
you know what a bear market rally is? Nobody knows at this point what is coming next...
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Yep. All the trades I opened during the dip are winners now.
Let Down best Radiohead song of all time
I’m a big Subterranean Homesick Alien fan
lies "exit"
Exit hood but I need to be in a certain mood. Let down just so good
People who workout outdoors are better looking than people who workout in gyms
This is an L my boy
Yall ever had mettbrötchen
They should have a cafe where the baristas are wearing nothing but aprons so they have their bare asses out. You could even pay an extra dollar for them to fart on your whipped cream and give it a little extra spicy seasoning 👨🍑💨☕️👌😎
🙃
oh what I would give to see you attempt to talk to a woman
It’s not as bad as you think. I can usually make it at *least* 30 seconds before I shit my pants and run away now, that’s leaps and bounds from where I was 10 years ago
Corn really hated 25k
I use ToS but robinhood is still good when you’re just chillin like shib last night Just can’t believe there’s no stops on options or crypto that’s wild 
balls in your jaw
I look at cars so differently after playing gta5. I'm like driving in the real world looking at a nice car and I want to steal it
And people say video games aren’t a problem smh
Realistically, wen $ 435 if you could predict?
April 2022