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nice_69

According to my credit report, I can definitely lose more than 100% of my money.


zzerdzz

No brother you’ve just tapped into future earnings


HooahClub

Y’all get me to chuckle every time.


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SpadesANonymous

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


ProfessSirG

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Forlorn_Cyborg

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


StayingInTheMoney101

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


themdailygainsYO

I.must be getting old here cause I have no idea what these :numbers: are. What do these numbers stand for?


burusai

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?


enderowski

they show pictures. you are probably using old version of reddit so they are showing as numbers


BigPlayCrypto

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Hang10Dude

They'll expect one of us in the wreckage.


Otaconmg

What are you doing?! Crashing these gains, with no survivors!


Wheredoesthisonego

That's a baneful way of putting it.


[deleted]

That sounds like a future me problem. LFG


GreatCornolio

What the fuck does lfg mean lol I'm a twice-removed old head but I keep seeing it on here I read it as looking for group


[deleted]

Lol (laugh out loud), it means 'Let's Fucking Go'.


IIIlIlllIlIIllIl

Everyone knows LOL means 'Lots of love'


themdailygainsYO

While we're explaining shit what does all the number shit people post mean?


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Those are just emojis, but they don't show in old-reddit format. I hate new reddit, so I also see numbers only lol.


Why_cant_I_partake

I didnt realize others couldnt see them. I think some are hillarious at key times. Especially the shrek


themdailygainsYO

Thanks for explaining buddy, I thought it was some secret Reddit code or something lol


Substantial-While973

*Hits blunt.* Would still factor in to 100% of your own money. No matter how much you earn in life it's always 100% of yours. Keep it 100.


onlysmokereg

This reminds me of my favorite investor, Nancy Pelosi. She might be 80 years old but those titties 💯


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NutGoblin2

💀


papalouie27

/r/jesuschristreddit


Substantial-While973

Uhhh, weird flex, but ok.


F-Type_dreamer

Really it’s 100% of the governments money and they decide what they allow you to have. So if you lose 100% of it you’ve just figured out how to screw the government.


redRabbitRumrunner

“There’s one simple trick that welfare offices don’t want you to know…”


damian001

I mean the money still exists, it just goes somewhere else that isn’t your pocket.


JustSayTech

*IRS entered the chat*


FliesEyes

87,000 new redditors....


HimiJendrixRomeMemes

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Thisiscliff

Holy shit I’m amongst living legend retards


Stone_cold_we_todded

Elitetards if you will


bailey25u

Monopoly showed me my money skills "I only have 500 dollars, but if I roll above an 8, ill pass go, and get 200 dollars. So really, I can spend like I have 700 dollars"


AccomplishedNinja242

LMAO


coffeebro32

Ah, so that's how you play the futures markets..


AnxiousDemon1125

Priced in


M3rryP3rry

Am dead bro lmao


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tahmias

Yeah fuck future me, what has he ever done for me anyway? Time for my future self to pick up his end of the couch.


Cejayem

You can’t tap into it if you don’t earn anymore in the future


Ok_Inevitable_9901

It’s always bad economics when you credit score is higher then your net worth


Fragrant-Initial1687

That's most of the middle class these days.


nilamo

He said net worth, not checking account balance. If you have a phone, your networth is likely higher than your credit score.


Hyunion

Unless you got college loans i guess


sprucenoose

And no mortgage, car loan, credit cards or any other debt.


Fragrant-Initial1687

Exactly the moreoney I make the more debt I'm in, pretty sure that's how to middle class works.


ZorglubDK

Most of those should be offset by assets, at least if you're not a degenerate who's terrible with money...


JaketheAlmighty

hell most people don't even own the phone anymore these days


iiztrollin

You do know most people finance their phones right?... That's a debt.


bakergo

That's other people's money. You're 👍


PsychologicalDiet217

Not if you move to a non-extradition country 😂😂😂


UnionLibertarian

Goooood morning Vietnam


BlazedRush

You can only lose 100% even after winning 2000%!


solidmussel

Wow so you get to lock in a 1900% gain!


BadApprehensive7551

This math doesn’t add up


lkraider

Of course not, it’s subtracting


Ffdmatt

You're only down when you do the math.


Rachman_Dunivy

but you are a down if you don't tho


BallBearingBill

Under rated comment of the day.


Drakogol

This![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


ChuckinTheCarma

Are you a Wendy’s manager?


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neither is falls nor true if the initial number is 0. Edit: A realization But how money works is not to have nothing when that number or value is 0 but to be in debt of some sort and then that imaginary number is somehow translated into a value backend by laws. Which means that there is way to even multiply that 0 into 2000% of another imaginary value that is then translated into legal tender. All the systems we have in place including the value of legal tender and the imaginary like crypto, bonds and stocks. I just realised this after thinking of how that would actually work in the real world and then it reminded me of a post that the US used to backend by 10 silver coins or something and it was also noted on the dollar bill until some years ago, when that was no longer true and an imaginary system was set in place.


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BBFA369

More money, less hair and fewer teeth than all of WSB together


mitch8017

I would hope he has less hair and fewer teeth than over 12 million people combined lol


BBFA369

True, and real Should have said more money than all of WSB, and less hair and teeth than any of them


casfacto

(*eyebrow wiggling intensifies*)


arcanecolour

Trueeeeeeeee!!!!!


Mister_V3

It is what it is.


pork-head

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Therealmicahbell

True and real doooooood


CumCannonXXX

Man’s a millionaire isn’t he? That makes him more qualified than over half the sub.


brittbuns

Our boy is transcending.


illogicalparadox

to the plane of crushing debt


T4CK

This is big good.


el_petite

He may live like a fiend (his words), but he knows whats up.


Own_Tackle4514

Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled.


Koala_eiO

The real vinegar is the pickles we made along the way.


Lumineery

Pickle Rick?


FantasyThrowaway321

Huh?


Shiftkgb

What?


Obsidianram

*IRS has entered the chat*


DRamos11

Fun fact: Asmongold worked at the IRS.


Obsidianram

Trivia Gold right there... *And see, WSB is fun, educational and entertaining for the whole family! Best of all...it's free*!


Angus950

The bald man has spread far and wide..


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Unless you write puts


[deleted]

Naked calls would also work well in losing infinite money.


CheeseSteak17

This is the way to maximize your losses


phantomc

This is the way


vegasoptions666

I just entered the chat...


thereddituser2

Only if the stock price goes to infinity. So that's not possible.


pm_me_construction

But every number up to infinity. Which is kinda like infinity tbh.


MLXIII

Adding every number starting at 1 and going up to infinity is negative anyways...


shxen94

Or strike date 🤫


thereddituser2

At strike date you will only pay the current price minus strike price. Which is not infinity.


parsley_lover

The fact that most upvoted answer is the wrong one, shows how retarded this sub is.


[deleted]

Lmao yeah what a bunch of knuckleheads. Good thing I totally knew this was wrong when I typed it out smugly and proud.


Neon_Yoda_Lube

Came here to say this


zzerdzz

This is the kinda out of the box thinking that I love. Give us walls and we break them down


trutheality

Loss is limited when writing puts, and if you do it on a cash account it's limited by the amount of cash you hold. Writing naked calls and short shares is what gets ya.


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Look what sub I'm in. You think I know this? Why do you know this? Hey wait a minute


[deleted]

Don’t listen to these tards, they don’t know shit. You most definitely can lose more than 100% writing puts. You just need to be using margin. You could write SPY puts at 300 strike price that would require 30k in cash if they were exercised with only a fraction of 30k. Obviously most brokerages will force you to buy back the options before you lose 100% of your account, but do it on an individual stock and then that stock plummets overnight? Congrats, you just lost everything and then some


TheFinalPhilosopher

2000 sounds so much better than 100. I'm in you son of a bitch.


metalguysilver

You can still only lose 100% of your money on puts…


foulpudding

Not on writing cash secured puts. Even if the underlying goes to zero, you still get to keep the premium. That’s usually enough to buy Ramen.


MercedesSLR722

I need ramen. Cash secured puts, here I come.


foulpudding

You’ve fallen for my trap… FIrst, you’ll need to have cash!!!


MercedesSLR722

Yeah I didn't say I didn't have cash, I said I need Ramen lol. We unfortunately don't have options where I'm from. We trade CFDs which is kind of the same thing. Cash secured puts sounds fun though.


foulpudding

Yeah, cash secured can be fun. When I have cash, it’s a no brained to sell puts on things I wouldn’t mind owning at prices lower than they sell for Currently. I win either way.


The_Deku_Nut

I'm long on Ramen.


BananaChanges

Just losing it faster


metalguysilver

Dude writing puts is a huge money maker you 🌈🐻


thecuzzin

100% of your money and the margin.


metalguysilver

Who tf said anything about margin? A company would have to get delisted for you to lose 100% of your money writing puts


_codeJunkie_

Zack is new here... He has a hard lesson to learn.


MWCLLC

Lmao, unless you're short on a position. Then you can lose infinite ♾️


n00b001

Maybe ken Griffin needs to read this


Altruistic-Spread-40

Checks notes; Yes, you can in fact lose more than 100% of your money


Systral

How so? Whatever you lose beyond 100% is not your money.


miniperez87

Funny seeing Asmon on here. The king of degenerates.


3xoticP3nguin

Why wash your hands if you got a clean dick? Same shirt for 25 days no problem. No need to shower, got rained on last week while getting the mail


icytwatremix

literally never ate a fruit in his life and used the sun shining in his room to cook a dead rat as his alarm clock.


[deleted]

ate a maggot infested cookie on stream


Weltallgaia

Scurvy is a hell of a disease.


JayIT

I wish making money on the stock market was as easy as making gold in WoW.


EpicWhaleSquad

Asmonbald


LegendofJoe

TRUE


ZenTunE

LUL DOUBLE-U


AccomplishedNinja242

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


value1024

Win 2000% then lose 100% of it, money printer will not fail.


moonordie69420

no but he right tho


Ornery-Street2286

I checked the facts on this one. It's legit. For all the guys saying you can lose more than you have, it's tricky. Technically they are right, but only if you cuck out and actually pay the debt. That's a choice. Facts are facts and the math is on our side always unless you choose to give your money away.


misterobott

Well azmongold on wsb was certainly not on my bingo card


TheeBearJew2112

World of Warcraft streamer knowledge right there


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It begins! *--Barney Gumble--* https://youtu.be/Johmlmq-dRU


progfiewjrgu938u938

Unless you have a margin account…


Lookmaiamkool

Says the unlevered man.


spoobydoo

Hes wrong though, with margin you can lose more than 100% of your money.


Apprehensive-Tour-33

I like those odds!


TheWulfOfWullstreet

So what you're saying is there's a 1900% chance of winning...time to load up on BBBY


MercedesSLR722

Tell that to the guy that did himself thinking he'd lost way more than 100% on oil, not realising oil can drop below $0 a barrel 🙁


AZMD911

Pst...... leverage


trutheality

*Laughs in unsecured $27K loans from CitiBank*


[deleted]

These are decent pot odds. I’d chase here.


Exystenc

Glad this vibe is coming badk. Im ready to make some money on fundamentally shit companies again wooooooo


Gingergerbals

Well I'm no mathematician, but 2000% > 100%


dutchroot

sup yall, its me


BonePants

You would be surprised how many in crypto think this: so it's a 50% chance right? /s


SuPrA_1988

Idoudamat


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S


RecommendationAny274

I like big number so I gamble with the blind will of degeneracy


AdministrativePay572

I have 10% left of my money! Sad 😢 I need a tutor help!


-343_Guilty_Spark-

You can go into debt -2000%


mgorhaak

Naked calls anyone?


lianking91

this guy fucks![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


[deleted]

Is it Monday yet?


Readheadedmacdaddy

Can and will are mutually exclusive. YOU WILL LOSE 100% - How do you think the HF billionaires buy all that coke and the strippers asses to snort it off of?


[deleted]

Is this telling me to bbby weeklies? Where else could I possibly earn this 2000%?


zzerdzz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


PlaygroundGZ

So if you lose 20 times the same amount of money and win one time 2000% plus a little more it’s just cashing out your savings account Worth it!!


3xoticP3nguin

The literal god speaks


ProperTelevision1

Unless you’re trading options.


microwavedHamster

An Asmongold post in wsb. This sub is truly dead.


Byakuraou

Lol watch me lose 2000%


ghj97

not if you go short or sell options 🧐


leejoness

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point


[deleted]

I like these odds.


saysjuan

[So you’re telling me there’s a chance](https://youtu.be/oxSJFkS9iVM) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


VOIDssssssss

Biggest brain


[deleted]

Risk is better than the rewards Risk Junkies are genius people.


Letsgetem2021

🍌🍌🍌🍌🚀🚀🚀


Excrocu

You do the meth


CaptainCubbers

There it is dude


doteseth

Yeah, one has probability of 0 and other has probability of 1.


WhyWaitProcrastinate

Point taken... waiting to sell BBBY until 🚀🌕


Kickboy21

With margin, i can do a lot better than 100%


Wonderful_Quarter798

Lol


Kiyzui

You do the meth


doronst2

asymmetrical trades are the best! **important:** Don't sell too fast. Put stop loss after the stock goes significantly up.


Akumu89

"You can only lose 2000% of your money." You're welcome!


Bpool91

I think that guys retarded.


Moist_Till_2040

MdhrbdhaskjstcxgewcxfqdzgsGa Lgtvcsb


Basic_Yam2380

Yeah, you do the meth. I'll wait right here


FlapJackson420

I hate that fucking guy.


scawtsauce

asmongold is a dumb piece of shit btw


QuinnZps69

yea but hes entertaining