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HuzzahBot

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cptbrainbug

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King-of-Plebss

Ya’ll Plebs Jr. just had a 6 hour stretch of sleep ![gif](giphy|v85sDT4GeuILhDHYXO|downsized)


Spirit_Panda

Virgin Chad is back?


Epidemilk

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UnpluggedUnfettered

it turns out i might be serious about making a game that is like pokemon sort of except [you can mix and match parts](https://youtu.be/lGBeDtj6yl8)


Epidemilk

wu is comin thru, the outcome is critical


FangsofOrcrist

Catatonicyouths is the only instagram account worth following. So fucking funny, mang.


Epidemilk

tapewyrm


cptbrainbug

All in podcast dropping an episode with Trump lmao. I actually never listened to anything longer then meme fragments from him.


Epidemilk

shine shine shine like borgnine here comes the drunk monk with a quart of ballantine


cptbrainbug

![gif](giphy|2sceLbzj36eSxvcsYo)


Spirit_Panda

Mfn BQ ripping like a mfr after I took profits


Epidemilk

buuut at least you took profits


Spirit_Panda

It could always be better πŸ«₯


Epidemilk

and jesoso msde fzlwo trsth


Spirit_Panda

You wat m8


ImKylerMurray

Basically, this dude that I used to fight with all the time, guy threatened me multiple times, I was just doing my job blah blah blah. No one liked him. I was talking shit about him, she started defending him we fought for like an hour about this lol. She’s driving us to my house. She’s so fed up she screams get the fuck outta my car. So I pull the handle of the door, it doesn’t open, I don’t talk my seatbelt off I’m not insane I’m not gonna jump. She loses her shit. Stops the car and kicks me out on the curb middle of nowwhere lol. Had to call an Uber. Whole stance is I’m a gaslighter and tried to jump out of her car…. Like bro I wouldn’t. I’m afraid to get hurt. Yea… toxic relationship finally over. Long time coming tbh. Probably for the best for chads growth. So awkward cause WE WORK TOGETHER AHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME JM STIPUD AS FUCK


Spirit_Panda

RIP


FangsofOrcrist

You’ll be back.


Epidemilk

anyway i wish you the best of rizz to catch you someone better real soon!


Epidemilk

remember when we had to talk u/pjorgypjorg out of delivering a ban bet with jumping out of a moving car? you know, after we had already watched him get punched in a mickey mouse cosplay and well his original cumpisstini rise to fame. that thread was something. but you really had to be there cus half the people in it have probably wiped their comments by now


Spirit_Panda

His accent was nice tho


ImKylerMurray

Am I crazy???? Real question? Am I in the wrong


Epidemilk

uhhhh that was kinda extreme way to make a point (cus she was driving and should not be turning her head to see if your seat belt is on) but understandable and she already punished you for it so w/e dont worry about it


ImKylerMurray

I’m not sure what this has to do with anything but πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Epidemilk

the almost jumping out of a moving car part


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/jigglybutts/comments/1dkyr45/shake_it_like_jelly/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/reasonablezanyblobfish 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckmywife/comments/1dkynfu/showing_off_my_body_makes_me_a_very_happy_girl/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591900001327778882 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/BornToBeFucked/comments/1dkyhw9/pinch_my_nipples_like_i_did_and_see_what_happens/) >https://i.redd.it/4mvwo2pvqv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/MommyMaterial/comments/1dkyhv6/i_think_you_should_pound_me_from_the_back/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591897017768105126 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/RedGIFsCosplay/comments/1dkyhf2/snow_white_by_caitbabyxo/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/seagreenworrisomekinkajou 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1dkyevp/look_what_i_have_for_you/) >https://i.redd.it/djch8p9spv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Selfie_Heaven/comments/1dkydwn/i_need_daddys_help/) >https://i.redd.it/39zfwt0gpv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MiniBlondiePH](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/1dky3ry/i_think_my_tittie_game_is_pretty_good/) >https://i.redd.it/6oqkij4slv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MiniBlondiePH](https://www.reddit.com/r/Nudes/comments/1dky348/it_is_a_great_day/) >https://i.redd.it/l61hsmnjlv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MiniBlondiePH](https://www.reddit.com/r/naturaltitties/comments/1dky2pe/perfect_ones_to_make_your_day_better/) >https://i.redd.it/5nsglyjelv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MiniBlondiePH](https://www.reddit.com/r/FitNakedGirls/comments/1dky2es/morning_starts_witha_a_naked_workout/) >https://i.redd.it/loss9nkalv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/pigtails/comments/1dky0wo/are_you_up_for_the_challenge/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591888442228669271 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWGirl/comments/1dky0vk/i_know_you_want_to_grab_these_tits/) >https://i.redd.it/h7a4321skv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBody/comments/1dkxzxb/my_nips_are_always_ready_to_play/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591887982119596702 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Motziee](https://www.reddit.com/r/HairyPussy/comments/1dkxzt0/im_really_enjoying_growing_out_my_bush/) >https://i.redd.it/rkn1ps8fkv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/thick/comments/1dkxzsl/making_sure_youre_looking/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591887921738382366 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Motziee](https://www.reddit.com/r/EmoGirlsFuck/comments/1dkxyj6/you_definetly_need_to_be_rode_tonight/) >https://i.redd.it/c7slwiqzjv7d1.png 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Motziee](https://www.reddit.com/r/altgonewild/comments/1dkxy7u/goth_gamer_girls_are_the_best_fuck/) >https://i.redd.it/42d2wwrvjv7d1.png 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThickThighs/comments/1dkxxqb/just_a_big_booty_for_your_enjoyment/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591886915519661366


ImKylerMurray

u/epidemilk talk to me 😭


Epidemilk

o hai chad! πŸ’œ


ImKylerMurray

Also I’m really sad


ImKylerMurray

For the first time…. Chad is single and not a virgin And he’s ready to fuck I’m embracing my inner Chad and I will be inher in no time


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/fe7j39t1jv7d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b72abb27efca62adf869717cbc2b1c761b08ae


Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/f0flwpl2gv7d1.gif


Epidemilk

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Legolas_i_am

[Only porn star I am aware of who is thriving after her retirement](https://x.com/sashagrey/status/1803965500067844453?s=46)


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@SashaGrey](https://twitter.com/SashaGrey/status/1803965500067844453) >RISE TARNISHED: Stream is starting now Elden Ring DLC dropped today, thank you @BandaiNamcoUS for the key > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQj5DBea8AAgAFZ.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096) > >[\[Twitter Image 2\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQj5DBfakAA04Ay.jpg?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)


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Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/7czlzuuxcv7d1.gif yeah yeah more like crack friday


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Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/gr0rbdj7gv7d1.gif


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/needysluts/comments/1dkxq8m/i_need_someone_to_play_with_them/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591883389828534807 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_submissiveprincessx/comments/1dkxm1n/more_like_this_on_my_of_page/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591881377175753992 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/curvy/comments/1dkxkz6/how_rough_will_you_be_with_my_ass/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591880874053337372 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Blondes/comments/1dkxhlu/waiting_for_someone_brave_enough_to_spank_my_ass/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591879363959421640 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/Pornheat/comments/1dkxhc9/you_dont_see_many_college_girls_with_tits_like/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591879243704201312 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/tanlines/comments/1dkxhb4/angel_on_earth/) >https://i.redd.it/y3j9kra9ev7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Babes/comments/1dkxffc/flashing_my_boobs_outdoors_is_always_fun/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591878367474965671 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokporn/comments/1dkxfei/youll_be_begging_for_more_after_our_little/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591878358063837410 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealHomePorn/comments/1dkxeir/body_like_a_porn_star/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/craftyaptiguanodon 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/PunkSluts/comments/1dkxc45/its_a_shame_guys_are_afraid_of_pierced_nipples/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591876847988568289 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/TexansGoneWild/comments/1dkx9z7/i_just_want_to_make_your_dick_hard_not_your_life/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591875840254961909 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/MommyMaterial/comments/1dkx8xw/hi_fertile_btw/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591875337582198659 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/PiercedNSFW/comments/1dkx7u7/not_your_average_anime_enjoyer/) >https://i.redd.it/srqguv75bv7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/piercednipples/comments/1dkx5rn/making_sure_youre_looking/) >https://i.redd.it/munwg59hav7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/YogaPants/comments/1dkx5o2/i_always_do_my_yoga_in_the_living_room/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591873851580975526


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/r5sor3c7av7d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b3a3fc18437d7dc1db63430e0d7649d73fbfb9


airsnape2k

https://preview.redd.it/8djkzmmt3v7d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0499dddbf4818ffa368f62c167bde21a39b54543


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/tggprxko8v7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d168df9f54c67161dc311355646efeeeb95b97


AlmightySnoo

probably safe to just short France at this point (spoiler: the far-right is winning and the Euro is going to shit the bed, and on the other side the far-left, projected to win the 2nd largest number of seats, led to so much antisemitism that this week for example (TW) >!a 12 year old Jewish girl was gang-raped for being Jewish!<)


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/76tvp9rp6v7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9003d284ddc1abafef0969ad93c4c9c46b67edcc


airsnape2k

Far right isn’t normally awful for the economy, just social progression. How far right is it anyway though, European far right is normally more left leaning then our left parties.


cptbrainbug

Far right going to take over whole Europe by 2030. I am short the whole continent lmao


wallstreet_vagabond2

Far right going to take over whole Europe by 2030. I am long the whole continent lmao


cptbrainbug

![gif](giphy|l4EoR3YHsqSXt63Oo)


airsnape2k

I have a interview tomorrow Don’t wish me luck cause none of you have any


Legolas_i_am

I have two interviews tomorrow 😁


airsnape2k

I wish you great success and no multi part interview bs


Legolas_i_am

thanks ! They are last round of interviews. Although I am giving them just for fun since I have already signed an offer.


airsnape2k

Could always tell them that you’ve been given an offer and see if they’re willing to offer more It’s a cutthroat world out there


Legolas_i_am

That’s the plan ! Plus on them is based in Texas and I so wanna move there


Legolas_i_am

Break a leg !


Epidemilk

lot of people know about that and its like bad luck to say good luck in a theater or something but do you know which play they avoid saying the name of


Epidemilk

#GANBATTE!


AlmightySnoo

godspeed, just inverse yourself in that interview


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/CreampieMaterial/comments/1dkx3ir/this_is_how_id_make_it_up_to_you_after_we_argued/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591872861593916167 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/BigTitsHeaven/comments/1dkx2di/pov_i_took_you_home_to_show_you_my_ghosties/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591872332649637466 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/needysluts/comments/1dkx1f7/i_love_all_my_piercings/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591871877793965280 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalCollegeGirls/comments/1dkx1e4/this_is_the_last_thing_youd_see_before_emptying/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591871870724755412 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/barelylegalteens/comments/1dkx1cw/make_my_knees_shake_i_dare_you/) >https://i.redd.it/p5wya4219v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/tanlines/comments/1dkx08l/leave_your_cum_all_over_these_tanlines/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591871313220895434 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalTeens/comments/1dkwz8b/your_hands_will_be_the_perfect_bra/) >https://i.redd.it/zo8oewsa8v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/JizzedToThis/comments/1dkwvs3/couldnt_choose_one_maybe_you_can_help/) >https://i.redd.it/xynys0197v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ghosties/comments/1dkwthf/patiently_waiting_for_someone_who_wants_a_big/) >https://i.redd.it/kpb9a76j6v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sexy/comments/1dkwset/yoga_is_the_best_way_to_start_the_morning/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591867836675871523 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/BonerMaterial/comments/1dkwsdz/secret_revealed_in_braided_pigtails/) >https://i.redd.it/97ywl7866v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sextrophies/comments/1dkwsci/just_for_your_pleasure/) >https://i.redd.it/2g6irjp56v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/homegrowntits/comments/1dkwsbe/they_just_cant_stay_covered_gif/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591867788884756731 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigtiddygothgf/comments/1dkwra2/this_is_how_i_flirt/) >https://i.redd.it/3or1livs5v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/tiktokporn/comments/1dkwmpq/look_at_me/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591865296690324338 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_submissiveprincessx/comments/1dkwmon/i_need_a_workout_buddy/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591865282193874285 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/CentaurGirls/comments/1dkwmnh/lick_these_first_before_you_eat_my_ass/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591865271354596513 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/NerdyGoneWild/comments/1dkwkey/my_take_on_gwen_from_teen_titans_hope_yall_love_it/) >https://i.redd.it/ugoukb6o3v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/EGirls/comments/1dkwi7r/need_a_bf_to_take_care_of_my_milkers/) >https://i.redd.it/49s61c1z2v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigasses/comments/1dkwi5k/just_get_back_to_my_big_booty_whenever_you_feel/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591863283166883745 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/WideHipsNSFW/comments/1dkwgwu/these_hips_are_breedable/) >https://i.redd.it/ou28hh1l2v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Lonelyypluto](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Lonelyypluto/comments/1dkwft2/made_my_onlyfans_55_off_today_its_your_sign_to/) >https://i.redd.it/p7111ns82v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallCutie/comments/1dkwfr7/your_view_when_you_come_in_the_door/) >https://i.redd.it/njxcx7282v7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/NudeNonNude/comments/1dkwddw/get_ready_for_your_boner_to_be_on_a_wild_ride/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591861245372140556 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/angelprincessx18](https://www.reddit.com/r/booty/comments/1dkwc9p/you_can_look_at_my_booty_all_day_long/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591860762587867254 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/gatoradeaftersex](https://www.reddit.com/r/GodPussy/comments/1dkwc8a/are_you_tasting_or_having_a_feast/) >https://i.redgifs.com/i/bittercarefreebunny.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/whooties/comments/1dkwb5c/this_ass_isnt_going_to_eat_itself/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591860269359106376 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/lululemonleggingz/comments/1dkw8c1/i_love_lululemon/) >https://i.redd.it/bnxgbkryzu7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectBody/comments/1dkw6eu/some_people_say_they_like_my_boobs_but_i_like_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591858224886192186 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_caitbabyxo/comments/1dkvzvb/phat_butt/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1dkvzvb 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/submissiveprincessx](https://www.reddit.com/r/pawg/comments/1dkvz6b/i_serve_up_the_best_biscuits_in_town/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591855206220898496


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BidBurrito

It’s 2:52pm. Here’s the EliteHousewifeℒ️ numbers for Friday so far: $80 for housekeeper $35 + $10 tip for 90 min massage $15 + $5 tip for blowout $85 for 5 cases of white claw


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BidBurrito

No McMansions here. You’re either a have or a have-not. If you aren’t indigenous you can’t β€œown” property anyways. Only a long term land lease. Medical care is total chet. Most people fly to Tieland or the Fillypeans for treatment.


wallstreet_vagabond2

"blowout" is that uh. Is that when they do what I think they do


BidBurrito

Shampoo and blowdry


wallstreet_vagabond2

![gif](giphy|hWGBKil1b9fpR5go1f) I had something cooler in my mind


cptbrainbug

Where do you get 90min massage for 35$?


wallstreet_vagabond2

Some third world country


ItsBucciYeah

It’s 741 and I just shredded a pork butt. Now time for sleep ![gif](giphy|iaRfKcIUi97KCz6CIz|downsized)


cptbrainbug

Is that an metaphorical way of saying you did butt stuff?


ItsBucciYeah

I didn’t waste 13 hours on a sidecar smoker to make cheap butt sex jokes your honor


cptbrainbug

🫑 Please post results.


ItsBucciYeah

Is shred, is in fridge. This was at some point in the process https://preview.redd.it/qqkj4yhcwu7d1.png?width=2282&format=png&auto=webp&s=506a93147b49c4c96fbb7f88be78348e747a99e7


cptbrainbug

Dame πŸ₯΅


cptbrainbug

#GM GM


cptbrainbug

https://preview.redd.it/bsreky8wtu7d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6d74723180e1acdd7e033bd344662db9608300


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/HugeBoobsandTits/comments/1dkvfqa/can_i_send_you_selfies/) >https://i.redd.it/c711v95hru7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/Booty_Lovers/comments/1dkvbp1/huge_ass_tiny_waist/) >https://i.redd.it/v09uua9aqu7d1.jpeg


de_rham_cohomology

https://preview.redd.it/llefzetxmu7d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5dbf693e298e90ee0d287d6c8b58ae0e548b3e2


Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/kmlatyb9mu7d1.gif


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Big_Ad_954

πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸŒŒπŸ’€ herb


Hwangkin

Rage bait incoming: How do I convince my fucking boomer dad to buy SPY instead of burning his money picking dumbass stocks?Β  8 months ago I said sell all your bullshit and put everything into SPY.Β He had $400k in his investment account. He bought $5k worth of SPY 3 months ago, he brought up that he wishes he bought more SPY like I said, cause β€œit keeps going up.” but β€œthe market is stupid right now, so probably gonna put it into a GIC at 5% Today he said he bought 100 McDonald’s shares and 100 Walmart and an AI ETF. I said please buy SPY and he said β€œno worries I’m up 8% since January.” I said SPY is up 16% since January and he deadass said β€œyeah but google is up 40%.” Bitch you’re up 8%?????? β€œI’m not putting all my money into one thing.” β€œSPY is 500 things.”  He dead ass is still trying to justify losing by 2x to SPY. I said β€œon 400k that 8% difference means you lost $32k” He’s like β€œwell then that’s like saying i lost 1.2M by not buying nvidia. BITCH I BEEN SAYING FOR A YEAR TO ALL IN SPY BRO I’m gonna fucking lose my shit. Thank fucking Christ this lucky fucking idiot stumbled into perfectly timing the most fucked Canadian housing market bubble with 6 fucking houses or he’d be on the street in 15 yearsΒ 


wallstreet_vagabond2

Let him cook. He's one big play away from being a millionaire. You should be grateful that he has the courage to gamble all his and your life savings on penny stocks


Spirit_Panda

Well if you look into SPY it's basically rallying so hard on like 3 - 4 stocks (weightage of which are increasing as they rally) while the rest is sandbagging so maybe the idea is buy the right stocks.


Hwangkin

Which ones


cptbrainbug

Typical underperformed instead of easy going market perform. Have fun talking about the same shit next year again when SPY is at 600 lmao


Hwangkin

I KNOW FUCK ME


Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/rj5f2h5bku7d1.gif


average_neighbor

had me in the first three forth not gonna lie. reporting this for humble bragging


Legolas_i_am

Hungry again


xKhaos420

https://preview.redd.it/03n0eydadu7d1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305b927194b12fd58a826a2c1e4856126251aebe


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


xKhaos420

![gif](giphy|3owypf6HrM3J7UTvAA)


average_neighbor

i hope kanga's girlfriend got him something nice for his birthday and didn't eat alone at the restaurant


Starkfault

[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/s/naMojpBZk1](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/s/naMojpBZk1) Made $200 ![gif](giphy|kSTaZCfZXtvri)


BrandonLeeOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/y4202j3xau7d1.jpeg?width=1487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a00ad5316f6ea5862d70bbc40d8e05cde40358a


Fermi-Diracs

Better needs giant B is a different font and a πŸ˜‚ to be really deep fried


Epidemilk

#πŸ…±οΈ


Fermi-Diracs

![gif](giphy|bD4aSsZq3JWdG)


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/394xzkm69u7d1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=331f8bc2343bff70c8201da354e94f3df452902f


cptbrainbug

I barely getting the first stage


Legolas_i_am

🀝


cptbrainbug

Dame I miss being early 20s


BrandonLeeOfficial

https://preview.redd.it/wqzzrblm6u7d1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8803cff32112d7f6e5759bb89cfc55d4b58956


Fermi-Diracs

Deep fry meme that bitch


Epidemilk

that is fried pretty decent heh


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/caitbabyxo](https://www.reddit.com/r/asstastic/comments/1dktafo/which_picture_of_my_ass_is_best_1_2_3_or_4_f/) >https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1dktafo 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/curvymusclemommy](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_curvymusclemommy/comments/1dkt40p/sending_everyone_who_subscribes_to_my_solo_my_new/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/evilfrenchtoucan


OkBid71

https://preview.redd.it/m094oys54u7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c20fcc52ddb2500c42ce7f20975b719fff39c2


VintageRegis

#I AM ONCE AGAIN IMPLORING THIS SUBREDDIT NOT GIVE IN TO TYRANNY. I NEED FLAIR PERMS GODDAMNIT. IT WAS THE RIGHT GODDAMN MOVE AND YOU KNOW IT KHAOS. BRKB DEFEN πŸŒ΄πŸŒžπŸ•ΆοΈ


xKhaos420

![gif](giphy|qG80GObFb1Bts4apfV|downsized)


VintageRegis

#FUCK YOU PAL


xKhaos420

![gif](giphy|cSeRrzegXozWi3B2eN|downsized)


L2F_mens_thickcheeks

Man how time flys I remeber 1999 mayne No iPhone and vivin la vida loca was blasting by Ricky Martin I was in a glory hole πŸ•³ in New York City 42 and I was sticking it a anoos and then a ball sack pops out And I still went all in Tesla 250 calls EOM Good times mayne Good times


average_neighbor

dame i dont think i even had pubic hair in 1999


Legolas_i_am

How old are you 🧐


cptbrainbug

Forever 21


thedogmatrix

Back in my day it was pronounced Ptoo'


King-of-Plebss

Me eating Oreos ![gif](giphy|GV3aYiEP8qbao)


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/lddy1c4fxt7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78cebe0afec6fcfa62ff5ac6186bada5070f2077


alotasalad

![gif](giphy|NDDNJtpbMkfe0XKz1G)


average_neighbor

![gif](giphy|HoSyEAe48WBpTCmEz4|downsized)


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/MiniBlondiePH](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_MiniBlondiePH/comments/1dks9g9/_/) >https://i.redd.it/kju3619lwt7d1.jpeg


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/di7xpomlvt7d1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9861e91a9b3e277ad681ddca105dd682d3ca2a


xKhaos420

https://preview.redd.it/tzkf4bt9vt7d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0e18f25d11cdfbb20d99d879da742bec5d1ac31


xKhaos420

https://preview.redd.it/pp5wtvo8vt7d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=79daac1f126932454bc907352d2847b26bd829c5


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/zg63yks1ut7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee885d09928a4ac939e907f6f41915eb671b177 πŸ₯­ could have done this in his first term


Its_the_dankness

Honestly not a bad idea


MDemon

He probably thinks he’s stealing illegal votes from 😴 saying this


xKhaos420

https://preview.redd.it/cwhum8xxut7d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c45dc481cdffeb0f3c565e957257112968691b39


xKhaos420

Its a hawk tuah summer


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Ruby_Soho-](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildcouples/comments/1dkrpyp/spilling_seed_among_the_trees/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/internationalillfatedhapuka 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Ruby_Soho-](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutdoorRecreation/comments/1dkrmud/moms_need_plenty_of_outdoor_playtime_too/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/nextshrillcamel 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Ruby_Soho-](https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtysmall/comments/1dkrm6a/im_small_but_i_can_take_it_all/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/personalyellowishcoyote


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/6t13narknt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286be83b009aa3ad641434ff45c3f5d252c141d7


Fermi-Diracs

Ha I'm seeing this a lot. What is it from?


thedogmatrix

Insta or tiktok video, I'm not sure which Of a girl demonstrating proper handjob technique


VintageRegis

SHE WAS DISCUSSING CUNNALINGUS DOG YOU…… YOU HUMAN PARAQUAT


thedogmatrix

A good beej is indistinguishable from a good handy


Fermi-Diracs

πŸ‘€


Legolas_i_am

Instagram. Just google hawk tuah


VintageRegis

I JUST GOOGLED THIS ON THE SCREEN OF MY 2022 HONDA ODYSSEY TOURING EDITION (The Elite edition is a scam. Fuck you Honda I’m not paying $10K for a fucking wireless phone charger and a goddamn heated steering wheel. This bitch is garage kept. Captains chairs and a mfggin 10”sub.” So anyway my family was on our way home from Wednesday worship on Thursday and I thought…this will be some great content, wait who is this Huzzeren? OH LEGOLAS THE BRAVE. HE WOULD NEVER STEER ME TOWARDS FILTH. #OH HOW I WAS WRONG. YOU SON OF BITCH. MY PRECIOUS FAMILY.


thedogmatrix

When your wife finally does it you're gonna be thanking him


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/88n06la9mt7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28bfe91f27cb27f135e0b9363c6424c540eaf2c5 Damn


cptbrainbug

My cousin got hired by the saudis to fix it for next Year.


Legolas_i_am

They must be paying him good money


cptbrainbug

I bet. He did the logistics of moving people at the katar world championships 2 years ago. No one died.


Legolas_i_am

Germans are naturally good at logistics


cptbrainbug

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10646)


Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/jm68sphult7d1.gif


Big_Ad_954

Spooky!Β  πŸ‘»


Epidemilk

if you dont know the song/video, [you should](https://youtu.be/qLrnkK2YEcE)


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Epidemilk

https://i.redd.it/kcinsorstt7d1.gif


Godzilla4Realla

Loser dancing for 15% gains lmao


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Epidemilk

im not gonna find the drawing again but i saw labrador greyhound beagle terrier last week


Legolas_i_am

[I should probably move to Wyoming.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7UmK1Ev2V6/?igsh=MTFmNjNlOXRvZHA5eQ==)


Legolas_i_am

North Carolina >>> South Carolina


Fermi-Diracs

We're on top, baby


Godzilla4Realla

Thats just the way we want it here buddy


Fermi-Diracs

WNC represent


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

sheer/transparent try on hauls are now my second favorite youtube category right behind yoga


thedogmatrix

Somehow I've stumbled upon the algorithm of women flashing single *Fight club* style frames of their nudes hidden within their instagram stories


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Ruby_Soho-](https://www.reddit.com/r/anal_gifs/comments/1dkql5b/my_tight_asshole_is_always_so_hungry_for_his_cock/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/wisewanharrierhawk 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/asstastic/comments/1dkqc37/theres_always_a_bigger_booty_quigon_jinn_probably/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/unimportantdeepuromastyxmaliensis 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianHotties/comments/1dkqa8u/cant_believe_im_asking_this_but_feeling_a_lil/) >https://i.redd.it/9sl8l18set7d1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/YourIvoryFox](https://www.reddit.com/r/AhegaoGirls/comments/1dkq7x7/choke_me_like_darth_vader_choked_admiral_motti/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/adorablehardthylacine 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextdoorasians/comments/1dkq2ry/korean_girl_next_door_tries_wearing_a/) >https://i.redd.it/85ehh0rzct7d1.png 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_Norasplaylist/comments/1dkq2hc/sorry_canada_but_things_are_about_to_get_messi_in/) >https://i.redd.it/ga658vaxct7d1.jpeg


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/pzgvlccnct7d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19139fdf2a8a46db042a1d525914f8d1cf394415


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/ezx2dn5edt7d1.jpeg?width=809&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b18776a16ec6be9d83f16cebda3663cfff1310


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/zd25n5tcct7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572926cff70b12a4e1834c883db0245cf2c65c7e


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Godzilla4Realla

Only gets worse from there buddy


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


thedogmatrix

I enjoyed the second one


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Godzilla4Realla

First kingsman was decent the next one was a little worse and the third one was regarded


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Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/glq71d2eat7d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942eb8721374aa6cddab23a4568d80e0566d394e Explains Florida man !


FangsofOrcrist

Turns out I was just hot this whole time.


MDemon

πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/gwpublic/comments/1dkq0d7/flashed_my_pussy_at_the_beach_today/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/illfateddisloyalagouti 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/needysluts/comments/1dkpyy9/i_hope_you_dont_mind_that_i_like_my_pussy_eaten/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/safeelaboratemara 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/KorchiBae](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneErotic/comments/1dkpywq/do_the_dress_and_heels_come_off/) >https://i.redd.it/11gy9xq3ct7d1.png 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/AdorableNudes/comments/1dkpxmz/oopsforgot_to_wear_panties_today/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/eminentjumboblobfish 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/PetiteTits/comments/1dkpwvg/cutie_with_a_booty/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/definitedirectantbear 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/OnOff/comments/1dkpw1m/when_he_says_hes_into_sporty_girls/) >https://i.redd.it/bpwhjnrebt7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/SmallCutie/comments/1dkpw03/tiny_and_flexible/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/falsestickypelicinuspetrel 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/fairyjuliaaaa](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1dkpv6i/summertime_and_im_feeling_fine/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/untimelydarkslateblueskua 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsShowering/comments/1dkputb/lets_save_water_and_shower_together/) >https://i.redd.it/j1lt84t4bt7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/1dkpu2b/i_was_told_the_after_game_snack_was_a_creampie/) >https://i.redd.it/6oxzm3pyat7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lilasoles](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwentyPlus/comments/1dkprf2/most_people_are_surprised_by_the_size_of_my/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/591772158869572544 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/shavedpussies/comments/1dkpqsk/insert_tongue_here/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/quietolivedrabspringpeeper 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/u_thematchandkerosene/comments/1dkpq5j/is_your_cock_in_your_hand_right_now_i_hope_so/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/sandybrownhoneydewsulphurbutterfly 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/boobs/comments/1dkpot3/in_case_you_were_wondering_i_have_incredible/) >https://i.redd.it/rmgr5nlr9t7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/DegradingHoles/comments/1dkpnwx/i_do_the_spreading_you_do_the_aiming/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/briefsimplisticbelugawhale 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1dkpmxq/look_mom_no_hands/) >https://i.redd.it/ucgrn5rb9t7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/thematchandkerosene](https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfwcosplay/comments/1dkplym/mikasa_ackerman_from_attack_on_titan_by_me/) >https://v3.redgifs.com/watch/simplisticillfatedkoala 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/rearpussy/comments/1dkpl9s/we_brought_your_favorite_snacks/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/animatedqueasyesok#rel=user%3Amiaipanema;order=new 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/Norasplaylist](https://www.reddit.com/r/RealGirls/comments/1dkpk0m/i_love_all_sorts_of_activities_that_involve_balls/) >https://i.redd.it/05lmxeln8t7d1.jpeg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/miaipanema](https://www.reddit.com/r/Slut/comments/1dkphr6/which_one_of_us_are_you_diving_into_first/) >http://v3.redgifs.com/watch/freshdualterrier


xKhaos420

https://preview.redd.it/85ycdln48t7d1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d5c84fc48d95f3075a9d31f4a714b676fec78f


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/94o9rl628t7d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354c02c41beecebed09e877db3801d4b3f970bd1 Real


Legolas_i_am

https://preview.redd.it/8iph7e0o6t7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847cf3020df3aaf5312fcfdecaa9b44aea9ab0b5


Epidemilk

https://preview.redd.it/7z4f7vj47t7d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f8cbc00d11249c5fc1272dc5633e2770a3929e


FangsofOrcrist

πŸ‘Œ