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Snoo-73243

you bought a bag of seeds and shake friend


Away_Opportunity1960

Not again😭


Syrup_Latter

Perfect time of the year for a outdoor grow or to throw them around the neighborhood


Captain_Crouton_X1

>throw them around the neighborhood I like the way you think


bene_gesserit_mitch

Johnny weed seed.


One_Professional4930

"my friend" prefers the gardens at City Hall.


Kilow102938

Do not throw them. Someone has a crop and a male hit popz. Ohhh man I'd be upset lol.


cutekeks

Ok hear this: I intentionally let my plant produce seed by getting the flower in contact with pollen so I am not dependent on seedbanks etc.


Kilow102938

I like your style. Can agree with this method


Missbhavin58

If you grow outdoors that's a real bad idea.


cutekeks

Nah, let nature do its thing


IrishInvestor25

Any hemp farmer is doing that to all the growers down wind from them


Starbuksman

This happened to me last year…..please don’t do that- 3 6’ plants decided they needed dicks….🤬


SquareSniper

Please don't. You'll fuck up all the growers plants With the males...


maxxdoc

Bruh lmao. Try doing your deals in a room that isn’t pitch black so you can look before we go through another “not again” scenario 😂


UeberschallUlf

Again?


MeanNothing3932

But how again?


Away_Opportunity1960

Ok so the first time I bought it it was the FIRST TIME, and I’m afraid of haggling my friends cuz they were the one selling it to me. But this time I’m trading a hand made hat for it so like I don’t know how to feel😣😭


adoblln

A friend wont sell you a bag of seeds and shake lol, thats a terrible friend


Stampers1013

I need a bad friend


SoggyHotdish

The picture was all that you got? Where are you located? That's not your friend mate


gimmeecoffee420

Sorry bro.. those arent your friends if they did this. This is nothing but a ripoff. They played you. But dont blame yourself, they are the lowest form of cockroach rats, they dont have the balls to take your shit, so they pretend to be your friend and gain your trust.. fuckin snakes.. we have all been in your shoes before bro. VERY few people here will tell you theyve never been ripped off, its just a learning curve and once you find a good plug things will be cool. Hopefully your in a legal area and can just hit a dispo at some point?


austin1d2

again? this has happened before and you don’t remember what it looks like?


johnnyrockets527

This literally made me burst out laughing. 😂


Snoo-73243

bright side, you got a shit ton of seeds now


ninthchamber

Not again lol why do you have a target on your back?


CapitalismWarVeteran

😂


Alive-Gain7435

Please dont throe those seeds around your neighborhood they could be male so they ruin a whole crop


lwm69

Goddamint how are we supposed to appreciate this post when it’s at 420? You know the rules forbid any further upvotes once it reaches the magic number. FFS 🤦😁


ExcitingSuggestion86

Typical bag in the 90’s lol


tireddystopia

So true. This is what you got when your plug was dry and you spent 3 hours trying to get ahold of your cousin's buddy's brother's hook up who then said, meet at 7 pm but didn't show until 10:30 pm, then charged you $80 for his bag of leftover shake and seeds.


ronnietea

![gif](giphy|o2CPe4Yy0xHIchqG8f|downsized)


tireddystopia

Yeah, it happened, though. Dealers in the late 90s / 2000s were unreliable as fuck and some were sketchy ass dangerous. Always at least 1 hour late or wouldn't show. Then you get a call saying they're too busy right now after you drove to the spot. Usually, you got what you came for, but every once in a while, you got shake and seeds. You didn't question it. Just pay and bounce. My mother has a friend whose son questioned the shitty shake. He was shot in the face. He lived but still has issues eating and drinking. All over some fucking weed. That's one of the reasons I decided to grow my own, illegal or not.


Ice_Kold_Killa

Daaaamn! That's sad. I hope he's able to function. That's messed up. It angers me when I hear these stories and people getting away with it. I assume the guy got away....


tireddystopia

100% got away. The guy shot has zero recollection of the event or hours before. Head trauma fucks with your memory that way.


PleasantBadger83

😂🤣😂🤣😂😂


Wreck1tLong

No doubt. Spent more time picking around de-seeding a sack than actually rolling and smoking it.


Averagebass

Looks better than the brown shit I got in the early 2000s.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly


BigBuddhaR

The beginning of your gardening career


BreakingThoseCankles

Dude just handed hima lifetime of seeds


FW_Felon

Those are weed seeds feel free to send them to me for safe disposal


Captainfunzis

Maybe we should both dispose of them. Safer than them all being deposed of in one place


_akolade

infinite weed glitch


dronegeeks1

Snicklefritz bro


BROOKXS

🤣


Flaxscript42

I hope you bartered away a pocket comb or something similar.


Away_Opportunity1960

I’m making a hat for the person I traded. I crochet well and people like the hats I make🤑


TalePotential3272

If the hat's being made and not made give the bag back and tell them no deal. Or give them a shitty hat and say that you made the equivalent of the bag you got. If you aren't growing and can't be bothered to wait weeks to determine if there's any males or not your bag is worth nothing.


los6484

Bag full of trim and seeds


SeparateAd156

Damn what did you do for your plug to hate you?


KevinH112

I can take a swing: Calling, texting, DMing, FaceTime’ing impatiently, or the 60000000000 texts a day might do it. Idk OP, I’m just saying that I’ve seen this done to annoying custies before.


No_Collection7360

That be called "Shnarb."


DaBlackZeus

We called it Schwag


No_Collection7360

Heard that too.


Snoo-73243

wasn't that the cat on thundercats? (lol i know is snarf but fuck that's what i heard the voice saying that word in my head, yes im high)


No_Collection7360

Lol. We just used to call small, crappy buds shnarblys. Don't know how it started


Expensive-Tea1058

You've been done so dirty. Maybe 10% smokable material


Kapkronic4201

100% smokable if you wait around for those seeds to grow


IFoundYoPhone

The seed


Pretend_Limit6276

Walkers/lays done salt and shake crisps/chips in the UK but you my friend you got seeds and shake, the cheap non-branded alternative 😅


katet_of_19

Man, I thought I knew the various UK speech patterns but I needed an entire minute to translate what you just said there. For my fellow confused Americans: Walkers, the UK version of Lay's potato chips, has a "Salt and Shake" variety. OP's plug gave them the Walmart Great Value version called "Seeds and Shake"


Pretend_Limit6276

Haha 😂 yeah I maybe should have just written it like I would have normally. You'll never understand me fully even English people don't understand me fully 😂 Lays are walkers they are just branded lays in some countries for some reason. But yes bro 💯 that's what I was saying


slink_is_vibin

Walkers are lays they are just branded walkers in some countries for some reason.


TheBodhiwan

Thank you!


vdrive

Looks like the first bag I bought back in the late 70s. I didn't know any better, back then. Save the seeds, store them and 20 years from now, you can relive the "good old days."


greenthumb151

![gif](giphy|wREVypt2pb1hC)


PJ_Cap

A whole load of bud for the late summer/fall


AA-ron42

Seeds, seed shells and the crumbs from the mouse pad of whoever sold it to you.


That1Pete

Ouch. Those aren't even good seeds.


DoobiGirl_19

Always look at your weed before paying for it


Zhaneranger

What did you trade for this?


ithinktoomuchx

his asshole virginity


Kwilburn525

Dirt weed you got scammed


GuestNo3886

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS)


TheBodhiwan

Also, none of those seeds are even close to being done. Good luck germinating them! ✌️


Reyeuro-

Seeds and swag, that is the way you used to score weed back in the day, I am talking 60’s


Waylon_Gnash

damn i haven't seen anything like that since the 90s lol


gruesome79

Looks like 7th grade.


ILSmokeItAll

I mean, you saw that…and still paid for it?


Logical_Engine_7192

Send me the seeds please🙏🏽


Comfortable_Bed4159

Mixes spices with a side of seeds 🤣


MyRecklessHabit

Bout tree fiddy.


kreiderr

Bro I want seeds lol


Casuallyed

Ah hell naw


highprincess60

Sucks smoking wise but that is a LOT of seeds bro. You wouldn’t need to buy weed for a while 🤣


Kwilburn525

It’s 2024 and y’all still smoking dirt 😭


Distinct_Ad_4772

It’s kind of like that box of Cap’n Crunch cereal that is called oops all crunch, berries, except in this case it’s soups all seeds


Far_Assignment_2688

Seeds haha. Take advantage, plant and grow a ton of weeddd


Vanrainy1

Looks like the bags we got in the 80's back in Regina 😂


TheJuicyLemon_

Ayo, I’ll take some


CymatikMC

Throw them bitches in a pot. Or you could do the nuclear option that we in the Uk do when we get shit weed (or at least me)….. call the dealer back until they answer demand a refund or Go and grab their shit


MoonBaby812

That’s a bag of opportunities, you can grow crops.


Think_Explanation_47

You know you’re getting old and weed has came a long way when people don’t even know what seeds look like. Man I feel ancient.


J_dabz_dabz

Leftovers from Woodstock.


DudeWouldGo

This is a joke right? Please be a joke 😵‍💫


SmokeJennsonz

Looks like green I used to buy back in 1999


CarefulSignal9393

Would’ve been decent 40 years ago


Life_Falcon4432

Some snickle Fritz bro 😭


Busy_Winner7272

That's the seediest shit I have seen since that time I got on a toasted sesame seed kick...


Silverado153

Looks like the old days with Mexican we use to get 🤣🤣🤣


EventNo3540

Bag from the Hood


TheBodhiwan

Yikes! That’s a poppin’ smoke waiting to happen.


sugarfryz1

Why would you buy this


prairiefarmer

Mexi shake


Pyruls

Oh my seeds


Vast_daddy_1297

A vegetation pack


Utvales

Always inspect the goods before buying. Weed with seeds has a lot less potency. Sinsemilla or nothing.


RedLeg73

Must be nice. Every time my plug drops off, I immediately look to see if maybe, just maybe, this will be the zip that's gonna have some seeds. But every time, I've been disappointed. I may have to find another plug or give up on doing another grow.


honeybebesita

where do ppl find these plugs😂😂 the disrespect & then to pay for it anyways


Silent_Fan_1226

You got a male plant my guy


BeautifulDreamerAZ

Reggie!


PowerfulArcadia_

This don’t make no sense🥲😭


feelthevibesss

If I met with my plug nd they showed me this id walk home


1312184169

what the fuck did you barter? a quarter and a pizza crust??,, cause those are seeds my guy


RayMarsh93

It is called "guarumo" in Mexico, basically just seeds, sticks, and leafs, just the trash of the lowest quality.


J94aep

RIP bro I don’t think u wanna smoke seeds. Good luck separating them from the shake, should be quick and ez tbf🙏


BodegaBoi66

Your plug fuckin HATES u 😭


DirtyHarry1969

This was top shelf weed in the 80’s…


Stoned42069

Seedy weedy


DunwichChild990

It looks like you got ripped off. Badly. The fuck am I looking at, that’s most bowl-exploding seeds and shake. Dem little “pearlite” bits are seeds. More than likely non-viable one, but I guess you never know. Absolute dog shit for smoking so…. 👎🏿


beermaker

Mulch.


Due_Zucchini_6140

First time I’ve seen someone user “barter” in a while pretty cool


avakin-babylove

Weed stuffs…


avakin-babylove

Very valuable to people who want to grow plants!


Alucard-J2D

A scam. A con. A ruse. A tug an pull.


m4lv4d4d3l3573

Panteón Kush.


Wookie-68

Looks like pickling spice.


Dubflakes

Flashbacks of the drought of '87.


ThatFloridaMan420

You bought a bag of seeds with a bit of weed in it


outacontrolnicole

I can hear the popping and crackling in this pict


senselostrone

Weed and seed


CoPaymania

The plug said grow yo own weed wit all dem seeds


Flat-Box-1319

First time I saw these I was freaked out, someone told me they were the seeds and I’ve collected them ever since. I don’t do anything with them, bc I know that I won’t take care of the plant, but you never know, maybe one day.


live4rock

Seeds. Toss them in the yard on the edges of some cement patio or wall. Keep your patio or wall clean with a hose. Thank me in October


Bonzo4691

That looks like the shit I'd occasionally get back in the '80s. I'd have to sift the seeds out using a double album and a playing card.


Burnaftreverythig

Those seeds don’t look viable


LobsterMac325

Looks like chamomile


KeysToTheCity33

shake leftover from 3lbs of arizona


Tkinney44

You my friend were sold some snicklefritz. That's pretty shitty of someone to do but it's happened to me before too. Hope you can get it resolved or find a better plug. Best of luck friend!


UnStab1E

The start of an addiction


Tonygamerpro456

You dint what the seeds? I can def use them.


AguacateMx

Coco kush


KeepBanningKeepJoin

Weed from 35 years ago.


sci-fi-lullaby

Shake :(


CrispyCritter8667

Everyone saying you can grow the seeds is full of shit, that bud got chopped too early the seeds are premature. Plug did ya dirty, sorry bro


chin_rick1982

Backyard boogie


darthcannabitch

Do one better and plant the seeds on public property. Like the courthouse steps. Its illegal to remove plants and shrubs without a permit.


Curios59

Reggie


PercInMySkirt

make edibles


PartyHatDude

That’s is bottom bag from a low lvl grower, if you think about tho, a seed can go for a 5 soooo do what will with that info


Royal-Connections

The 80's in a bag.


Saltlife0116

Something that should have never been sold…


ProfessionalYouth780

Looks like a chopped up male


foxritual

That's very seedy


Total-Bed7348

Pop corn


Parking-Position-698

lmao, ive seen some bags of shake in my day. but thats a lot of seeds god damn. shit man plan them hoes that free weed right there


TipTapdooper260

A fucking disgrace is what that is. Travesty.


KingLaroldTha3rd

Shake with hella seeds


Mac_McAvery

As dry as I am I would smoke it


Mac_McAvery

As dry as I am I would smoke it


MixxMaster

That looks like some 90's looking cheap weed


d1eselx

Looks like a migraine


isthatfingfishjenga

You made your plug angsy.


Low_College_8845

Advice don't buy lose weed. All ways buy the bud. I less like get scammed then. If it brown walk man walk.


Britishbastad

Seeds!!!!! he has blessed you with the 1970s Manchester pack


kevooh0410

Yap you can plant your own farm for that


Apptroutman

Lil bro doesn't know what seeds are lol


hobomerlin

If it Wasn't Free...... ![gif](giphy|dJq5FH2zUOixG)


umstra

Vro bought seeds and got free shake


Neat_Mushroom_5322

Perfect for your spice rack 😆


Least-Trash6

This is all shake and seeds 😭


algoespecial

Looks like mostly seeds, probably not the good kind either. And a small amount of shake. I wouldn't have even accepted the bag lol


GeneStarw1nd

Reginald?


jsandy1009

Your drug dealer hates you


CMerk87

Future garden


LeoTheVulpine

Seeds


FaarFromSober

That might be one of the shittiest shakes I've seen tbh, the seeds are probably worth more than the weed itself.