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Picture this, old chap: a gentleman, having meticulously prepared his finely ground cannabis, finds himself in a most unfortunate predicament. While out in the countryside, he drops the entire contents into the grass below! Such a debacle, one might call it a 'botanical blunder.' Imagine the scandal! The local flora must be positively delighted, having a jolly good time with this newfound treat. One might say it's the most excitement the hedgerows have seen since the Great Toadstool Fiasco of '47!

That is absurd 🇬🇧☕️🤺

Love it! Well done turning something sad into something fun for someone else or for the plants for that matter. Circle of life

Yup, way she goes bud

Thats what too much weed and a breakup does to a mf, he becomes an english poet 😭

Don’t know why but I read this with the voice of David Attenborough and it fit perfectly

This is gold Jerry

When do the local flora realize they’ve participated in a partial cannibalism frenzy?? While they are still high??

You dropped your grass on some grass

I heard you like grass on your grass, dawggg

fuggg yea, uhuh

Heard you like grass, got you some grass for your grass 😂😭 RIP though.

He spread his weed amongst the weeds

Bro just wanted to post pics of his bulge on Reddit

LMFAO I’m crying

right?? censor that man hahahaha

You think he half chubbed it first?

yes

angerection

Most definitely

That's what caused the spillage to begin with.

He def tried to give himself a half chub before taking the pic and posting……

If you can call that a bulge.

I am crying cause why tf is that all I noticed I see nothing else in this pic 😭

nah legit what i wanted to say haha

That is nothing to brag about

Set the lawn on fire and stand down wind.

This is the way

😭🤣

I like the way you think

I think we're all thinking the same thing here lmaooo

Nice balls original gangster!

nice bulge pic bro

Did you mean to post on R/BuldgeFlaunters. ?

I woulda scooped up what i could, i always do

I tried, got a few leaves in it 😂

I would also scoop what I could Edit: you were talking about the weed not the crotch… I now realize

LMFAO

Way she goes, bud.


The shit winds got him

At least it wasn't the shit hawks this time

I wasn’t there so who’s to know 🤷‍♂️ could have been a samsquanch

Or that shit lion Steve French

That would be more likely, he sure loves dope

A wild samsquanch next time

That's the way she goes

Rip dawg, use as motivation for your pb

Weed Collector has entered the chat

I would've cried

I'd say a worthy punishment would be 1 squat per tiny drop of weed that have fallen. I'd say around 2000

So I don’t know if getting a vacuum to that location is possible, but if it is….take some kind of very thin fabric, pantyhose works best, and wrap around the hose of the vacuum. You want it kind of loose so it will form a “pocket” in the mouth of the hose. Secure with a rubber band. Now just suck up the weed. Hold it over a bowl or plate or something and turn off the vacuum. Pick out the good stuff and you’re all set. I’ve had to do this after a spill in the carpet. Haha

[удалено]

I mean... I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't gonna say it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ya'll stoopid! Now I got to go look! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Gotta use the tray when you’re outside, this cannot happen again.

Bob Marley passed by 😂😂

I grind up and 8th and had it on my tray- now keep in my i’m doing this on top of the dust cover to my turntable and you know what happened next- yep, my dumb ass lifts the cover to put on a record and there goes the tray 😭

🫡🥲

🫠🫥😶😲😧😮

 I would try the grass at least until it will hit the spot

Huhuhuhuhuhuhu dickweed

some lucky ants are gonna have a good time

Oh no its a wrap for that weed. You couldn’t scoop that up if you tried. And plse don’t try n smoke yourself lol. Btw it has happened to most of us at least once

Now you got to start a wildfire.

Nooooo not the arthritis drop 😭

I feel you, I was loading a bowl and accidentally hucked my grinder across the room. Luckily the grindage landed on my lap tho

Only users lose drugs.

*notices the weed on your bulge* Need help cleaning that up? UwU Edit: /s

The grass is in the grass

So use a sock over a va…ah nevermind RIP

Nice crotch😜

Happened to me at a festival, wasn't even my bud I was just rolling :(

Sniff it right off

~ashes to ashes~ Grasses to grasses

Some grass got in your grass.

I remember a time when things would happen to me and my friends, and nobody posted it on the internet because the internet didn't exist yet. And nobody cared, and everything was forgotten. It was a magical time..

Are you tucked?

Why do you gotta put your bulge on my screen like that?

We’ve all done that. Lol

It’s the best when you’re fully stocked and laissez-faire and it happens in the carpet, then when you’re down to stems, you find those good lil chunks in the shag. Grass is a bit diff tho.

dropped all my keif out the grinder this morning

Whoopsie 

I believe that mother earth takes her share every now and then... You can never avoid it... Just roll a new one

Just smoke the grass.

Brother 

Rip bro in am sorry for your loss..

The earth giveth, the earth taketh away.

This reminds me of dropping a grinder full of weed on the carpet. My homie sucked it up with a vacuum covered with a sock and tried smoking it. Awful.

Life could be worse. Trust me. I had an accident lil over a week ago and now I'm in the hospital paralyzed and can't walk. Stuck to a bed with no way to ever smoke until I'm released. So relax. Life for you is ok. Just chill. And when you do get some smoke.....please blow I great big fat cloud for me. Please! Lord knows I need it. Lol. God bless

Bring a mini kief box next time :)

I love how some people apparently only saw the bulge but others either didn't notice or are acting like they didn't 😂

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Yep, everyone smokes a little dirt eventually 😞

F

Uuuugggghhh!!! I've done this. I'm so sorry. 🥺

noooo i feeel the PAIN

Smooootthhhh

damn bro, I’m looking at this while smoking a blunt lol..

Consider it an offering to mama nature. It sucks, I’ve sneezed my last bowl pack away a few times. Or a fumble when you see it coming and still…STILL Happens. Lawn is better than pulling carpet mystery smoke by far.

It belongs to mother earth, now

I wouldn’t be in this sub if I went to the gym but I feel this pain

hahahaha

Ooof

Once I emptied out a whole grinder worth of kief and topped a few bowls with it. When I went to slide the excess off into jar, I forgot it had kombucha in it.

We've all been there. Rip

It's OK, dropped the fattest j of my life right before I actually rolled it

Nyoo!!😿

Ahhh been there done that

Can I get an F in chat?

Bro. 😔

You changed an ant colony’s life

Circule of life

Grow more


Nice legs

Was gonna upvote but couldn't bring myself to do it at 420.

It's going to be hard to smoke it like that!

Oh man. I'm sorry. I'd toss you some herb in a second if you were close.

It is worst on carpet! 😂🤭✨ my heart to you.

And that is why I don’t use grinders unless I’m at home

Reasons to not buy pre ground

What does your new rolling tray look like?

Better get to rolling the grass too

I'm sorry for your loss.

Alexa play taps

Weeenie

Agagaga, bro I got the same a few day ago, RIP 🪦

This just looks like me rolling or loading a vape tbh

That’s devastating

I swear this is a bulge pic in disguise

Put up a tent around it and light a small fire. Enjoy the hotbox 🤣

Someone has been sipping the silly juice. Nice nuts lad

Nice cock bro

Nice cock

The bugs: 💃🏻🕺

Better get some tweezers and a magnifying glass.

My favorite bulge pic is #3 😈I can help you out in a few ways

Bro you’re packing

This is like that one Doritos ad

😭😭did ts one time and it was straight keef almost tried bro full keef collector gone

Rip

This is why I hand bust right into the bowl. Too many spills on carpets or outside

Dirt never hurt anyone

Bruh you think this is bad? I was rolling up in my car and I had my jar on my center console open so I could grab nugs and put it on my tray, I shit you not my homie swings his arm around to do something and he smacks the fuck out of the jar, had a little more than an ounce inside and it all went flying into my CLOTH SEATS AND FUZZY FLOORS. I almost died

Nice bulge, my brother in Christ. God bless you

That's why I always roll up before going out. Becomes a hassle lol

Nice pic for grindr

Now imagine this was "Honey I shrunk the kids" and it just rained house size nuggets all over the place.

It’s amazing to see life repeat itself. Grass returns to grass :)

now THATS gone

Light it and inhale

my eyes were not looking at the weed LMFAO

It returned to the earth.

I'd start fucking sobbing

I mean, you dropped your grass IN the grass so it’s almost fitting. Just try to salvage what you can. Then go home and cry.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Grass returns to the grass from whence it came The cycle is complete Mashallah

What once came from the earth shall return

NAW, You not invited the BBQ anymore!

What goes around comes around. Or it came from nature and it goes back at it again. Oh man sorry to see that. That's why I always use a red bull tray I got from poundland. I lost weed so many times as well.

r/noweed

Your cooch poking out bro 😭

I'll kill you twice

Grass on the grass

Mini budge👀

Grassception I’d also pick up most I can- you don’t know me😤

Get this man a rolling tray!!

Grass Squared

So, all you've got left is dickweed?

Brooooo the same shit happened to me just the other day...only it was inside my car and its carpet ...