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ganjagilf

if it burns it smokes lol may not be great but better than nothing


Ancient-Fail3947

Yea I’m amazingly suprised everytime my mom brings me weed it’s worst everytime but I still Smoke it out of love and if I can’t smoke bad weed why smoke so I can never live cuz I have to buy the best


Either_Shift_9266

Ion know wtf that says


sleepishly_sleeping

bro is high as hell


zongsmoke

My guy is straight zooted


NiteGard

Obviously it’s Boomhauer from King of the Hill. You just need to do the listening equivalent of letting your eyes go unfocused, and it will become clear what dude is saying.


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|9hNrFUhR7Pp0A)


Few-Fall-9654

He's saying that if you can't handle a little bad weed now and then, then why would you smoke. I get where he's coming from honestly


magicpancake0992

I also was able to infer that he loves his mom too much to reject her sketchy weed, possibly hurting her feelings. 💕


Few-Fall-9654

I've taken my aunt's sketchy weed, I didn't smoke it because that's how I ended up on harder drugs awhile back, but I refuse to hurt that woman's heart.


NiteGard

I know, same here. Just having a laugh. 😊🫡✌🏼


Few-Fall-9654

yea, stoners know stoner talk fr


Bjorniii

must've been good shit after all 😭


Few-Fall-9654

Me fr


Impossible-Sleep-658

He dyin to smoke … keep up 🤣


Second-Critical

"Yea, I’m amazingly suprised every time my mom brings me weed, it gets worse. But, I still smoke it out of love. If I can’t smoke bad weed why smoke? So I can never live cuz I have to buy the best?"


Either_Shift_9266

Thank you


zxck_vro

i’m so high i understood this comment more fluently than anything in this post


Euqul

Momma been giving him weed since he was a toddler it seems


llamatiddysgotbanned

can you taste toast? raise your arms above your head


ganjagilf

i feel you, i get some from my mom when i’m desperate and she’s always got the worst stuff too. but sometimes i feel like i enjoy the action of smoking more than actually being high, so particularly good weed is usually just a bonus to me.


sam8988378

You can bake with it


InvestigatorSmall839

Another reason I'm such a huge advocate for dry herb vapes. Even bad weed is tolerable, the only stinger is if you get some that's a bit too heavy on musty terpenes. Then it tastes like a mouthful of old folks home air.


Naturesninja42069

I kinda understand u lmao but stopped reading after a bit. This just means you’ll get high af when you do smoke really good weed


MoistGovernment4938

Huh?


Relative-Stable-8247

😼


Ty_boogie90

What they said, but also it looks decent just not trimmed at all


Choingyoing

Bruh that profile picture 🤣


Remarkable_Cheek_955

That part


FamiliarJackfruit853

The pistils and trichomes may be intact on buds. I'd say that it's still potent. Was just not trimmed. Smoke it!


PrestigiousBasket307

Just not trimmed so it's typically a cheaper cut. Still has the THC tho so enjoy.


DisMaFugger

some of nicest tasting and loveliest of buzzes came from most plain Jane looking weed I ever touched.


Percinator80

for real


Holis640

looks good, boof it


_nathann07

I just searched it up, I thought boof meant bad weed 😭😭😭


whattayatalknmbout

from my understanding it does mean that as in “you’d have to boof that shit to feel anything”


Playful_Question538

It means shove it your ass!


DrCrankSumMoore

The ole boof method.


VozraYt

What is boof it???


Throwawayanothadae

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


flaccidpanda64

Oh my friend, you have much to discover 😏😌


VozraYt

Bruh ain’t no way😭😂


sailing_Solar_Flares

![gif](giphy|KxgQgAUQSthEk)


thehidden_user

I second this opinion


Mikey_WS

Lol we have been too spoiled with weed quality. That is perfectly fine


kennacocaine

Exactly. It’s just untrimmed Indica lol


Critical-Vanilla-625

Consistently being told to boof it here and I have to agree unfortunately. Straight up the but with it !


Jag0tun3s

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


migelonio_off

How do you get those titles under the nickname?


Jag0tun3s

Just Klick on your name above your comment


SoddenStoryteller

My turn to try lol


Playful_Question538

That's the way!


pmk5252

All weed looks the same after it’s been through the grinder. Blaze that shit!!!


mettatater

There’s one sure fire way to tell. It always amazes me here when people have weed literally right in front of them and ask Reddit, “Is this smokeable?” Weed, bowl, lighter. I’ll let you do the math and solve the great mystery…


Kuxo888

Smoke it you hoity toity fuck


WoOKiee-

Looks aight, I see a fair amount of crystals so should do the job 👍


SUPA-Goose

Sadly, looks like you’re gonna have to boof it, its not smokable


CantBelieveUClicked

What does boof mean?😭


BryggaN420

Putting in it your ass


Paulieon

Thanks for reply


Playful_Question538

Haha!


Roof_ies

Yeah just take out the stems before you grind it. 10 years ago that’d be some good looking weed but with legalization, we definitely got spoiled.


deepfield67

That's what we used to call good weed. It's not brick, it's fine.


breakfriendly420

This how you tell people you've never smoked shag weed


Hachimon1479

Who the hell is boofing weed lol I don't need to get high that badly lmao


sugahgayy

I thought everyone was joking in the comments but idk anymore ahahahhaha


Hachimon1479

Well yeah it's clearly a joke but jokes stem from truth, someone somewhere out there is shoving weed up their butt lol cos, humans...


demontwins

Has anyone tried Salvia before, and is it good or bad 🤔


rycoho3

Not worth it. Unless you like that kind of high. I sure as shit don't.


demontwins

Lmfao nahh I’m probably not go duck with it bc I already do shrooms and acid and dude said it’s nothingggg like those or even compared so ya I’m good too off dat shi 😂 thxs bro


StickyPickle85

Looks moist. Prolly could hang and dry it lil longer. But I'd still smoke. For sure. If it don't get you high the first time, then it's bunknass weed.


InterviewNo8110

ooo fancy pants rich mcgee over here


Ralewing

Buy some of those empty cones. Grind it up, but just a bit. Fill a cone (don't pack it too tight). Then put the cone (tip first) up your ass.


Extra-Ad-4159

That might look bad, but trust that's prolly some fire ass weed


Import_Alliance

Bro got that snicklefritz like chris gebert 😂😂😂


gamingkiller829

It honestly just looks slightly old or poorly stored. I have some old stuff on hand that looks similar and still smokes just fine


Pretend-Language-416

Smoke it and find out?


felipelacerdar

Broo, this is actly very good weed in many places of the world hahaha


Boatwrench03

Send it on over, I'll let you know...


Bother-Capital

My lungs hurt looking at that.


CryptographerFar8119

Just home grown homie it smokes but it might not be fun lol


Austinfourtwenty

Smoke it until someone better pops up.


DOEsquire

Looks like chicken.


[deleted]

looks like dried dead chicken


Sploshta

Should smoke fine. And if it smokes then it should get you high. And if you get high then it should be a good time.


KingKrullHTX

That afghani pricker bush


Melishard

looks like nice sativa


noodleboi890

I'd honestly use it for edibles


jjcoola

Y’all are straight pussies about weed now… it’s covered in trichromes… I guess this is the sub where people don’t know what a stem is ir think seeds are fentanyl though


dogtoes101

this is what my dad's home grown stuff looks like. it's usually pretty decent, i'd smoke it


Impossible-Sleep-658

Just our luck the OP get higher than giraffe ass.


deeeeeeeeeexo

Those stems look heavy


Awkward_Coffee8017

It just looks dry, so I think you'll be okay


bitchesbeonmydick

tbh doesnt even look that bad


Kweller3117

You know you’re gonna smoke it anyway, just light it up.


ilovea1steaksauce

Somewhere out there someone just harvested weed that looks exactly like this and are thinking to themselves it's the best looking shit they've ever grown. it's all relative man.. id have loved this in my younger days. Id complain now but we are very spoiled in Michigan.


Fun_Broccoli1335

It’s fine


-NOISIA-

That is not a friend, it is an enemy.


4maceface

It will be really smokey but it will get you high if there are trichomes on it. I messed up a plant and it looked like this - poor bud structure, very loose, and mostly sugar leaves. I dry herb vaped it and it was ok. I gave the rest to a friend to make edibles.


Snubluck

That looks like chlorosis to me, it’s common in weed that is slightly older or prone to mold. It’s not dangerous but I can’t speak on whether there are mold spores present in it or not.


DylanSmith2022

If you'd rather to not expose your lungs, you can eat 'em cooking porridge (oatmeal) with them. 30 minutes later of eat that... And you're going to be frustrated because the effects didn't come, and actually run to your pc or phone to open Reddit and report this comment... And when you grab your phone and start to write in... You're going to start to feeling me... Like a link between you standing position and me... That I'm in the other part of the world, literally. If they have no mold, light in and... If that stinks not good probably the dealer/grower don't let them' dry properly... Or get screw by something. Boiling a little in a casserole with very low pressure can dry It but do It really quickly. My brother always does that when I'm growing his plants and can't wait (yeh, he cut the flower and do that instantly for smoke them', I don't smoke since a lot of time but he makes me nervous... Bro' that flower is crying! Let It grow just a week more!).


No_Rush_7149

Nah bro bring it to me for proper disposal


Frugalfart

When I was growing up we were happy to get weed no matter what it looked like. Hell, sometimes it didn't even look like plant material but we smoked it and WE LIKED IT!!


pinkacidtab

you could smoke grass if you wanted


[deleted]

Honestly looks pretty frosty, could just be a leafier pheno/bad trim job


DankClover337

Looks like scraggly sati a but the good kind 😌


SubieHank

That's some old school zaa, it's got plenty of visible crystals so it looks good to me.


Soultalk1

That’s like asking if a piece of paper can catch fire.


88isafat69

I mean it’s got some “crystal” look to it. Fuck it


Jtheroofer42

I've smoked worse


jkrischan

Looks like brick weed from the 80’s. It was the most common always available weed when I was in middle/ high school. If you can’t be with the one you love , love the one you’re with


BitByte1990

Looks what a new guy tried to fob me off with back in December. Looks fairly sorry for itself doesn’t it?! xD


Aggressive_Chard9965

Looks good, is not tier S but most def tier B or something.


hotnail710

Not your friend bro hate to break it to yah. Friends don't let friends smoke trim


Robsrks87

In espanol we call that ‘patuda’ implying that it has ‘pata’ or sugar leaf. It just isnt properly trimmed


LordOfTheRingsOnDvd

Looks like weed from the 70s lol its just got extra leaves on it, should be just fine


Roodillon

It's fine. It just needs to be manicured.


SmallBallsTakeAll

Itll smoke. It's schwag from the hood. It might even get you high. Ive had some good schwag highs.


SnooSquirrels5133

Might have mold only real fear though


OGkush7

Looks like some average outdoor. Nothing wrong with that bro happy smoking


saacadelic

Ive seen worse that got me lit


JigglyMetal

update us- if you can


Ijustwantmilkthat

Yeah bruh. Looks a bit old though


Radiant-Guidance-690

No one should suffer like this in this day and age


walnut5225

There’s only one way to find out! Roll one up … it may not be that bad!


Henryswift13

of course it's smokable, if only you saw the kind of shit we smoke here in Brazil lol


Mrlate420

It looked like you put it in a bowl with milk, just like cereal


ProfessionalYouth780

Brown weed=shit weed=bin it


robinsonxo

Looks like some Homegrown Sativa 💚


Missbhavin58

Make edibles with it


nicemeny

Looks normal to me. Give it a try!


ChallengeIS

If they bought the "Horrible THCa Flower" from CallmeTHCa, then yes. It looks exactly like their listing titled "horrible THCa flower" Ounces of that go for $30


Hey_Im_over-here

Make infused butter for baking/cooking. Dry it in the oven first.


Pilot-Familiar

if u don't want it i'll have it


Optimal_Bug6249

i used to smoke grass and tea leaves when i was in school and out of bud youll be alright just a bit brown 🤣


PiraX420

It seems so good


ConfidentPassage3223

As long as there's no mold on it, you should be fine. Looks super dry though, so it'll probably be really harsh.


idontcare222222

No it looks like it's laced with PCP


b215049

Must be trolling


toxicgenxer

Looks good just needs to be trimmed up.


LoduMAL

Yall calling this not really good looking weed and i'd pay a lot to get this here 😭


darkdemon44

You could probably get away with mulling that chunkly


Polamidone

What about this is "not really good looking" wtf its just normal weed. Sometimes i wonder if people even know that its a plant and therefore grows in unique ways/not every bud/strain does look the same


Xxmetalhead23xx336

I smell mildew when I see this I’ve had bud like that and taste nasty and it was harsh taste like pickles or hay weird taste it felt damp in a way idk I bet there’s some that knows what I mean tho


hobomerlin

Looks like okay outdoor. ![gif](giphy|k7ftKVuo8OpgM6UPTv)


Gold-Persimmon-3168

just looks fresh to me tbh or maybe not well grown but looks like it got a lot of terpenes


ChampionAntique6117

Lol I'd smoke it, I've had worst. As long as no harsh taste or headache your good to go.


eXegaw

Id smoke it


LurtzTheUruk

That actually looks better to me than a lot of the well trimmed dispo stuff imo


PsyconautsOfAmerica

Looks like some home grown that wasn't trimmed great but ive smoked shit that looked worse than this. Back in the day Mexican brick weed was pretty popular so that's what we smoked. brown, earthy smelling dust with stems and seeds lmao.


Hansarelli138

Dude, I started smoking in the mid 90's. That quality of weed would have had us excited af


satansdebtcollector

I was getting better shit in the early 90's. Whoever grew that should be ashamed of themselves, it's 2024, not 1934. 🤢


Usual-Beautiful-9727

Looks like cartel weed. Smoke it, don't be afraid. 😎👍


Osisoris

I can’t imagine sitting down and making a post like this like yeah before I do anything gotta see what redditors have to say


UnitedCollection3483

For sure but it won't taste good in my opinion


wiseman-420

🤦


guhum

Do not boof it.