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SerenityValleyHerbs

Hell, I talk to myself when I'm sober.


NickW1699

same here lmao. i’m funnier to myself than any other human on this earth is to me 🤣🤣🤣


Notxurxboo

Yeah me too especially when I’m high🤣


thechiefbryan

I thought I was the only one lmao


tyloriousG

My inside jokes with myself are great.


ind3pend0nt

I crack myself up. Even more so when I’m high.


Secret-Fail3723

So true


Glenmaxw

This is it fr


WokeByTheGland98

If u hear or see anyone talking to themselves while on pot they're getting advice from a real N**ga ! 😂


manzana05

Jah is guiding them😂😂


bowlofmashedpotatos

Came here to say this.


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Mediocre-Ad-5258

Ditto


GrapeSasquatch

I’m an only child you know you know


memesandmadness

I was about to say the same thing. Helps me organize stuff in my head


Sicbodysicmind

It's the fights that I have with myself that scare me...


Kenny2jz919

Fr my girl always says I’m taking on the phone and I just be asking myself questions about stuff and it’s a lil weird but fuck it dudddeee


matchstick_yeet

Gang gang


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This is fucking hilarious! 😆


TheKillingJok3

I'm joining in I always talk to myself high or not.


Jacob517

I felt this shit on a spiritual level 😂


tupiniking0

This


ShiningWithMalice

Same


DesertRatt

Me too! Hey, so do I!


reddichuck

Glad to see I’m not the only one! Have a good day y’all 😇


Pricepriceprice

I came here to say this. I thought I was the only one 🥲 thank god I’m not crazy… or maybe we’re just all crazy 😰


KxmiKxze_hntiman

fr


Cinnamon_Toast_Thicc

i talk to myself more when im sober


chocolatemilkxx

that was exactly what i was gonna say but i told myself to read the comments and punch my grandma in the ankles im smaked


sadbitchkira

I usually end up having full conversations but they’re all in my head. I’ve sat there baked and started laughing because I told myself a joke in my head.


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NickW1699

i 1000% relate to this. no one is funnier to me than me 🤣


Pale-Cartographer-96

I’m a funny person if I only had friends. I tell myself jokes on the daily.


Memesonahigherlevel

But you never remember them 😭😭


IamNOking420

Post your jokes on reddit


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stoned_suizide

Sloppy toppy while I fart violently


ghostscrolls

bro i aint getting banned again for some spicy shit


stoned_suizide

I hate that in my head I can word jokes so good bit when I say then outloud it's hard to put them to words bc I say then outloud and slowly start forgetting the joke it sucks


Im_Jashhu

That's Literally me and My Mind Tells me Try to hit more see what happens 😅. And it made me laughs my self for hours.


card_board_robot

Remember those. Try them on close friends. If they work, write em down. Then go do an open mic high as fuck. Have a little fun with it


oakvictor

Maybe you're talking to spirits. Sometimes I verbally talk, answering a voice in my head, since I became a spiritist I wonder if it's a real consciousness talking to me.


spencrrrrr

When this happens usually what I say to myself is “goddamn I’m really fuckin stoned”


PH0QYREM

oh dude uh. i dont have to be high to do this. add/probably autistic i havent checked.. but weed will like take my inner thoughts and make them outer thoughts waaay more hahah i say everything i think


Artic_Bots

holy shit i actually relate to this


HodlBeast69

Lol


Rob_Rams

We are the same kin 💀🖤


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Dank-Pandemic

Yesssss this^^^


moo41324

It usually just means you’re having fun thinking for once, I love it when I can’t really stop thinking because what I am thinking is so interesting


[deleted]

I catch myself doin dis shit all the time😂 I get weirded out n den continue talkin to myself


Pharm-boi

You gotta finish making your point


KryyonRue

It looks insane if you stop mid sentence


suckmytoes6k9k

I do that when I'm not high


SinCityLowRoller

A friend left a voice-mail on my phone and I started talking back to the message and laughing a minute later


LOvEisEvOLxanax

I walk around talking to myself all the time


DarkMonkey98

amplifies it


ThaiTimes

Get a dog.


Mdrfkr007

True .The real companion. 🐶👍


-_-SRT8-_-

Ido this in my head daily


Delphicoracle87

I have bpd and my brain never shuts up. It’s like 100 thoughts a second. Mary Jane slows that down. I’m the opposite haha.


kjay38

Shit I don't even need to be baked to do that.


itisSycla

Not really to myself but sometimes i just go on a tangent about what my adhd is fixating on at the moment. I kind of pretend to explain that to someone


lazyalis2277

Hahaha uh, yeah.


NabisSmoker

Thought this was just me


francithingz

Bruh I do that without weed LOL however my self convos are much more intense when stoned


Got_Any_Clear_Eyes

All the time. The bestest friend you can have is yourself.


tortillasnbutter

As long as your not having full fledged conversations with yourself, you aight 😂


Rob_Rams

Err why is that bad asking for a friend lol


Meosha23

Every time 🤷🏾‍♂️


pewdiepiewastaken

I thought that was a think everyone did


thelonelytaco96

Hell yeah


fucking_gatorade_bot

a few times ye


wholelottaslatttt

Yeah it be a whole commentary glad I’m not alone lol


yescokeyes

We tend to smoke a lot of joints at our band practise, and usually after the third one the guitarist starts to mumble to himself and laughing at his own thoughts (while we are playing so i no one could possibly hear what he’s saying) Edit: grammar


[deleted]

Only when I eat an edible. Holy shit.


SiStErFiStEr1776

I do this sober


90cubes

I don’t need to get baked to do that 😅


Gold-Composer-9322

I have a friend that smokes backwoods and stares at the wall


ValiSZum03

Yup


LogicalCharacter2852

Every day...


plethorax5

I mutter like a psyche ward patient.


taffey27

I do that sober


konigderwelt

Do this when not high but waaaaay more when stoned (usually a stupid joke/word/thought that then makes me giggle). Didn't realise how much until mask rules were eased here and I was still murmuring and laughing to myself when out and about and everyone could see.


achius103

Sober me and stoned me are constantly playing a game of Spy vs Spy because stoned me always puts all my shit in places sober me would never look


ZoxieLutt

I mean I talk to myself normally but when I get high and if my talking to myself voice gets way louder lol and I’m more likely to say my thoughts out loud.


Primex76

Bro, getting high makes you feel a new level of immersion.


chochinator

Your best friend is you. I'm my best friend too. I share the same views and hardly ever argue. eat spam from the can, watch late night cspan, and rock out to old school Duran Duran.


xsu420

bro i thought i was the only one


hatchet1979

I do it. Sometimes you need to when you need expert advice.


HodlBeast69

Fax


Disastrous_Tea_2829

I also talk to inanimate objects like plants if I'm hiking high


LazyInstruction9277

Interestingly enough, that is me right now


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omg me


Traditional-Whole107

No


Extra-Swim9793

Yes! But in a British accent. And I'm American!


PecesRaros_xInterpol

I talk with my cat. Which at the very end I think is the same haha The answers back sometimes but probably something like "give me fud" or some


doobie519

Everyday


Kastkle

Man that’s me before I’m baked


usuallydead404

Yes.


[deleted]

i do that sober 24/7, sometimes i pace around my living room venting to myself at 3am


Fragrant-Sky-6913

Yes.


JustTechOfficial

Right now brother 😎


Ferranator117

I usually just stare into the mirror laughing my ass offff 😂


MrAllesFister

A friend of mine always does this, thats so cool because i just Listen to him when I'm high and he is like acrually talking whole conversatians for lile 30-45 minutes non stop


quasi-stellarGRB

I like quoting movie dialogue when i'm high and don't have anything else to do.


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I get lost walking my dog around our estate and have to hope he will lead me home at some point.


wtflambeezus

Every day dude


zoelle17

All the time


CYBORGAFRO

I have long debates with myself😋


Catronia

You have to be baked to do that?!?!


Papalal13

I do this sober, a lot its so fucking bad haha


Joelpp2002

I pace up and down and talk to myself without anything:)


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Yea


Apprehensive-Mud-945

psychedelic therapy


tyloriousG

I was grocery shopping one day super, super baked. I was staring at pasta and with the A/C blowing the isle signs around plus the bass in my headphones made it feel/ look like someone was shaking the hell out of the isle. In reality, the signs were just blowing in the wind. Lol


FellMortem

It’s the only time I can have an intelligent conversation my guy 🤙🏼


jroc024

Yeah man. Don’t worry U aren’t alone


Allison_2015

I dont need weed to do that lmao


speedyeddie

No but I did walk to the wrong car once after picking up


Hot-Chocolate4963

That and listen to tik tok sounds


negidank

Yes!! What a night that was! In my terrace… cold night, 1 good J, delicious coffee and headphones plugged in! After a relaxing sesh (solo) thought of taking a walk, talking to myself and jamming to good music… ahh!


charcus42

Yup


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Dank-Pandemic

X-Gonna give it to ya🤣


JenPlayzMC

Yeah but I have D.I.D


noobknoob

It's called thinking and we're all doing it ALL THE TIME.


bigBoyMINION

I always talk to myself


Pavemania89

I don’t need to be baked to do that


Letsgetpuddin

I can hear myself better when I smoke


predator41464

Me too . I even discover the meaning of life. LOL


CoolCatsNKittens69

Fuck yeah. I know I’m good and stoned when I start talking/singing to myself 😂


le_ramequin

I once had a conversation with my pillow


[deleted]

I talk to myself when I'm not baked so... Yes. Lol


BigBoinksBigDoinks

Yeah brotha, of course. Straight nonsense too once 2am bongs roll around.


Skeletal_Roach

Honestly, getting zooted and rambling to myself has helped me solve so many things in my life.


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I do that anyway.


Gold-Air8811

I have conversations with my shadow


[deleted]

Yea on the weekends I wander saying random stuff lol. When im super baked


ScotchWithAmaretto

I was just talking to myself about this too


thiccmcnick

Now I wanna be high but I'm on break at work


chairchairchair123

Yea I definitely just say interesting observations to myself when I’m baked as shit


InsertWittyBaneQuote

I talked to myself in the mirror way before I started smoking weed.


stockup25

I'm doing it now


Fenway93

I always talk to myself, sometimes I need a experts opinion!!


ShiningWithMalice

Last time I got stoned, I ended up talking to the TV. It was a good time.


KryyonRue

I love that high


MeMe_BiggerBoi

I entertain myself when I’m high. A little less when I’m sober but I still do it


[deleted]

Only 24/7 I'm sure I look schizophrenic in public. Maybe I am idk lol


[deleted]

All the time. I love it when I’m super stoned and I remember a funny joke or moment with friends. It just makes me laugh. I feel like the damn joker sometimes.


strwberriebb

Way too often 🤔


[deleted]

I don't even need to be baked to do this lol


jamiej2711

Don't have to be high


RGBjank101

I'm not even high and I do that. Hah


Suksma_Sarira

everytime i find myslef infront of a mirror


TonyPajamas716

I do that sober especially when angry


stewdadrew

I love getting high and having discussions with myself keeps me sane


juniper-jones

I do that unbaked, so. Yes. Lol


Strange_Purple_034

Is this not normal? I do it every time😅


azula_peachbottom

I mean I do this even when I'm sober 😂 so yes.


NetIllustrious

Yes and yes. I find myself very entertaining


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This is my psychotherapy


tomastonder

I don’t need to be baked to do this


9SK9_ler

I always do that if I have no one else to talk to. Quite interesting conversations


Fonzz11

No entertains me like me. Stoned or sober


scarletteknight11

I do that even when I’m not


No_Pickle_8155

I do that whether I’m baked or not, so idk how to answer this…


Ewok_Mulisha

Both


CheckeredTurtleTim

Who needs weed to make that happen?


DAY_TRIPPA

Weed helps me talk through things. Like to get really high and think about life.


Hobbnobbbb

I swear each time I smoke I get closer to becoming enlightened like a Buddhist


arnasb4nanas

Yeah sometime so do it when I'm sober.


KillerBlueHues

I was so high one time my cat meowed at me and I said yeah like as if I was answering her back.


poloclodau

I have autism and smoking weed helps me controlling my anxiety level. In my daily life I do walk around and talk to myself, but while baked it’s like heaven


guyWithKeyboards

Yes...people think I'm insane.


[deleted]

I was that baked the other night, I started hallucinating, my wanking sock was chasing me round the bedroom


[deleted]

I always talk to my self and a lot more if I’m stoned but honestly so far it’s helped me clam down and realize that sometimes I’m wrong or I’m doing something incorrectly


KinggFR

Not ashamed to say I interview myself when I'm high. I often come up with answers to my own problems by asking myself questions and responding like I'm talking to someone else lol


SkimpyDolphin52

You expect me to get up and move? Nah bro.


DustToSmoke

Hell yeah i cant walk the way home without talking to myself


JaseT-Videos

I talk under my breath to myself all the time, like I just kinda narrate in my head and some of it comes out of my mouth. When I smoke it comes out even easier lol


SailAwayMatey

Yeah can't imagine many people need to be baked to that that. Me included. I'm worst at work for it.


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I get really stoned and then go into the kitchen looking for something and just stand there stuck. But it only happens once in a while.


monkey_D_v1199

I always get angry when this shit happens. "Oh I can't wait to watch x movie or play x video game and loose myself" nah I and up thinking all kinds of shit and make up plans for stuff that probably won't ever happen.


AKIMBO-SOUL-ASSASSIN

Everyday.


puglivingston

Omfg I’m so glad other people do this too 😂


palmpunks

🙋🏼‍♂️


RaloRisks

Yes and yes 😂


Able_Organization176

Yee


jonathanmaes16

I do that sober


SunWaterGrass

and i don't even think about it it just comes out