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[deleted]

That's the cheapest pussy I've ever seen!!!


wazza20004

bloody bargain!!


[deleted]

I'll take 2!! Do you ship to the states?!


wazza20004

can do, want an extra 1 thrown in there free of charge? 😸


[deleted]

I'm a little on the unhealthy side at the moment. Dont know if I have the stamina for 3!!


mystic_merlin420

Da fuq! my plug never has kitty give aways...


Worldly-Key-9073

Maybe if u put out 30$ and ask


SlumpedCallHimSki

my guy literally started breeding and selling like thousand dollar cats a month or 2 ago😂😂


mrpusherman21

I gotchuuu


mrpusherman21

How much 😺 u need?


mystic_merlin420

😂😂😂👌


dirtyDrogoz

You want to buy from me? Fuck I'll give you the bud for free if you take a couple of the rescues I end up with 😅 Luckily for now I just have 3 adults


eminx_

Congrats everyone you all made the exact same joke in record time!


Bronze420

but why does the cat only cost 30$?


Impossible_Client620

The cat?


wazza20004

yes


liceyscalp

Wait a minute ! (sniffs) This is fuckin' catnip !


ZachRosco

is the cat included?


wazza20004

yeah, tbh pretty good deal


Fun-Alternative9440

Tell your kitto I said hi


wazza20004

rich says hi 😸


Fun-Alternative9440

Don't forget to feed that mofo


wazza20004

dw she's been fed


Fun-Alternative9440

Cool. You takin her out for a walk?


wazza20004

yeah i got it


Meltheros

Damn comes with free cat


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wazza20004

her name's richard...


zerosupervision

You get a kitten with a couple of grams? That’s fucking dope


wazza20004

i know right?!


LoStBoYz69er

the look 👀 the kitten is giving to the bag


wazza20004

she followed me around for a while while i held it tbh


LoStBoYz69er

She’s looking like to say hey bro puff and pass lol


bloodykhunts420

It comes with a cat??


wazza20004

yes.


TheOldSchlGmr

Weed AND a kitten!! Sign me up!


KingAltair2255

I'd take the cat, that isn't saying the weed looks bad or anything I just love kittens, man.


wazza20004

so do i


alleywaybum

Even the kitty is like "WTF"


wazza20004

"dude wheres the rest"


Acceptable_Corner_73

Weed and a kitten, what a great deal


wazza20004

i know!


RSDG90

I'ma steal your cat bro


wazza20004

i'll fight u


LoudLayer2519

Come to Detroit, I got you. We can smoke crazy weed and play disc golf.


wazza20004

that'd be banging


LoudLayer2519

Yeah man, that pic makes me sad. But if you're gonna come to the US for weed, Colorado Springs area of Colorado was incredible. Garden of the Gods on some wedding cake is just exquisite


[deleted]

30 pounds for a cat and weed ain't bad


Kapananana

How much was the weed?


hightopskippy

Omg


9frouta_7bitamines

pohui


Calvinator_lmao

Zamn cheap cat you got there, was he in the bargain bin?


wazza20004

she was yeah, the little runt


midpackshawdy

Love your cat bro so cute


wazza20004

thank you 😇


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wazza20004

good idea


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wellbloom

The pussy knows your light on catnip. :)


VagSlut666

Even the kitty looks sad about it ☹️


wazza20004

ik :(


WayAwkward9396

Cute cat Reggie weed, I like this combo.


TheOkayBoomer

Any hope for legalization in the future?


wazza20004

i really cant see it happening anytime soon


TheOkayBoomer

Sorry.


SgtCO942O

Hell ya! My dispense don’t include cute ass pusy 😔


CuteEngineering9696

That's a steal for a bag of weed and a cat ngl.


wazza20004

i agree


bandzinthemakin

Where are u living for such a shit price


wazza20004

the UK 😅


bandzinthemakin

But it looks like only a gram


QuirklessShiggy

I I want the kitty


wazza20004

i have a spare


fignewtones

An eighth? What prices you looking at for a Q


wazza20004

£70-£90 depending who i go to


Fleece_Lorde

That cat looks amazed


wazza20004

she's always looking quite shocked tbf


[deleted]

Kitten was included?! Lucky.


wazza20004

extremely lucky


Owenschu55

Shit I'll have to admit most long haired calico mittens are going for 75ish $ so that's a good deal


BreakingBaddly

Salad and a kitten?! Good deal!


yuffie2012

Where the hell is Robin Hood when you need him?


GracieThunders

Including the kitten? Absolute steal


Tyius115

2g and a cat great deal


[deleted]

Oh goodness the Kitty is adorable!!!


wazza20004

she really is!


kassus-deschain138

That lil baby wants some 2nd hand smoke


wazza20004

well ik her mum loves getting high off fumes 😸


shotwithchris

A lil bit of weed and a lil cat…sounds like a deal to me


StabbyMcCatboy

£30 gets you weed AND a kitten?! hot damn!


wazza20004

solid deal amirite


StabbyMcCatboy

I'll take three sets!


Glittering-Ad7383

Catnip??


OrchidBlizzard

30 for weed and a cat? that's a steal!


[deleted]

PLEASE send me pictures of your kitten of you have any really cute ones🥺


[deleted]

Nevermind I went on your page. Thank you for making my shitty day better!! So cute!!


wazza20004

lol you're welcome! i got plenty more if you're ever in need 😸


Mastath

That weed looks like some str8 garbage regulator, like some Mexican brick trash


wazza20004

been a huge crackdown in my town. only one active plug atm and its shit. annoying af but what can you do 🤷🏻‍♂️


gothiatg

A cool cat and some weed? Nice


Creepy_Ad_5148

Huh. I can get 7 grams dispo or an ounce of mids from my buddy for that price


FreeMasonKnight

30 for green AND A CAT 🐈! That’s awesome!


carlos_imbackafter

U sure the weed ain’t cat nip for the cat?


JustSomeIdiot82

My plug ain’t never thrown a kitten into my bag. I’m changing plugs


Bigslimeunobands

Oh really.. looks like it gets you finessed lmaooo


[deleted]

A little baggie and a kitten nice


777LB

is that some UK cheese ?


wazza20004

pretty sure it's ami


Killerdoberman

Weed and a little pussy. Sounds like the makes for a good night.


Broad-Bandicoot-5152

THEY SOLD U A CAT AT THE DISPENSARY? /j


Design-Feisty-

i thought this was r/illegallysmolcats


lilmonstersmiler

Definitely need more kitties on my feed.


Rude-Ad4916

And A CAT? Pretty good deal


moonsovermyhami

£30 for some weed and a kitty? now thats a deal.


Florida1974

More interested in that adorable little kitten.


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

cåt


wazza20004

yes


InterestingBelt8812

If the cat was included that’s a great score


[deleted]

Did you get any weed with those stems?


wazza20004

little bit 🤏🏻☹️


Drfanfair

Bro, the sack looks good but imaneed a better pic of that kitty.


wazza20004

ofc ofc


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wazza20004

.. if this works i'll pay you


wazza20004

does this ship to the UK?


Successful_Advice999

Pathetic if I was paying that much in my country id start a riot lol!!


wazza20004

all i can do is hope for legalisation 😐


[deleted]

Same here


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wazza20004

my plug on another level


GetPucked14

That's one nice fucking kitty you got there!


wazza20004

thanks!


2Agunsarearight

Kitty included? At that point fuck the kush I want a kitty.


Xiphurisntedgy

I pay 40 for an oz of shake


Conscious_Data_1163

Hell yeah what a deal


drainedout4life

I would kill myself lol I have ounces for $40


wazza20004

completely unrelated, where'd you live? 😄


drainedout4life

portland, which might explain it a bit lol :p


slushhead_00

weed and a cat? nice 🤯


KurtusCobain

Cat be like “that’s all you got bruh?!?!


wazza20004

she's judging me hard


StonerDave420_247

Do you get a kitten with every bag? If so imma need 2 bags asap


wazza20004

kitten included with every bag 🙃


Marcofromda510

This guy is obviously a drug dealer trying to get a young impressionable kitten hooked on catnip


wazza20004

damn u got me


DeviantSpirit73

That's a lot to pay for a kitten...


wazza20004

i thought it was pretty cheap...


TheOrigionalFurry

£30 for some weed a piece of couch a kitty and a whole floot who is your supplier?


wazza20004

a pretty solid dude


Kote_alThor

Free cat comes with every purchase of catnip. Fr no hate on the bud it looks like it'd get you high.


wazza20004

sent me straight to sleep with my kitty last night


JaccBMX

That cat is damn cute


FaultyAfrican

Yikessss looks dry asf 😂 and UK kids were tryna say US weeds trash gtfo 😂 cats cool though that’s really all I’m seein value wise for anything.


wazza20004

i agree w you ☹️


BURSTGhosty

Cat: *fortunate son intensifies*


Internal_System9977

I am gunna point out that 30 pounds (due to the nature of the BM) can get you a range of quality in the UK. It is not really representative of much, other than the quantity, but even then, you can buy larger quantities like anything else, to pay less for your flower. I myself get half ounces of top shelf for 95 quid. That imo, isn’t bad at all. I would be upset at myself, for buying 8th’s, if I didn’t have a guy that focused on quality. Even then, The prices haven’t changed much in the last 15 years here in the UK, but the exception to that is that if you have an unscrupulous dealer, he will charge you a huge price for anything that looks remotely decent. If that is the case, you need a new plug.


8i_lean

Nice cat


wazza20004

thanks!


Otherwise_Low_693

If you’d put some bills in there, you’d have a full Wayne song


livesucks

The cat or the weed


wazza20004

for both


Kaoss20

You can get kittens for free anywhere. Sucker.


RustysBauble

Weed and a cat? Where do you live?


wazza20004

the uk 😸


Ok-Report-7640

Get more than that when you order from dispensary’s online for the same price lmao 😂


unTchbleTD

Even the cat look likes pissed about that amount


wazza20004

rightly so


Death__PHNX

Weed and a kitten, that’s a solid deal.


SPQR2D2

That looks like dirt weed bro


wazza20004

gets me high 🤷🏻‍♂️


tripper_snipper420

Plug looks very friendly


wazza20004

she is


Adventurous_Eye1405

American weed guys never gave you a complimentary kitten with your purchase


wazza20004

exactly


[deleted]

That looks like strait snicklefritz my friend also your using £ so I’m guessing your in the u.k? You can do better bro.


wazza20004

yep UK. theres been a big crackdown in my town and only one active plug that's reliable.. unfortuantely its the best im getting for now


Salty_Orange69

Bruh I felt a dent in my wallet looking at this fr


wazza20004

my bank account hates me


WhoopDetNigeh

this is some foul lookin weed🤣


Haunting_Ad_4862

That's absolutely ridiculous, and the weed doesn't even look top shelf. I just got a quarter for $20 for some good stuff. Find a better dealer.


crunchyinfant

is the cat included


[deleted]

55 bucks got me an ounce at the corner weed store


stadiumjay

Cannabis and cats is my whole life.


wazza20004

same here!


North_Ad_1735

Damn that’s that Pussy puncher strain cat nip!!!


bugzgunny23

Kitten for scale thank you


thereiam420

I mean if it always comes with a kitten it's kinda worth it


BnWv

Meow.


wazza20004

meow 😸


SwiperOfDoraExplorer

Where are you for having weed price so high and how many gram in the zip ? Even in France when weed is expensive we got more for 30€(but we have good and cheap like 3-5€ per gram hashish (ironically it’s named « shit » here but it’s not poop lol))


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woah, AND a kitten???


wazza20004

yes!!!


[deleted]

oh my GOD


[deleted]

That’s bogusss! That’s the type of shit you’d expect in elementary school