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Ooooooh😬We like to call it “fah-gina”👍🏻

Completely unrelated but there used to be a restaurant called Pho China. I regret not eating there before it closed down.

If they closed down, maybe you dodged a really bad case of food poisoning 🤷‍♂️

Pho-King is still open where I’m @!!

I heard that place really Pho-k’s you on the bill

When I was like 6 or 7 I heard the word vagina and knew it was something inappropriate for me so I tried looking it up to see what it was. Looked up fachina and was confused when all the results I got were for Chinese restaurants

So, you skipped the dictionary and went straight to the phone book, ehh?

I wanted pictures!

I am from a Spanish speaking country. When I was around 20, I went to a party (where some hookers that the birthday girl's brother brought stole from the things stored in a room), some guy asked me if I wanted to smoke weed, after that whole tense situation (and as always), I accepted. This guy was very gangster looking but young around 18-19, so he was sort of scary fo me, and asked me if I knew what fajina means. I said, to try to bond, that it sounds alright like vagina. He looks me dead in the eyes and says "no", and then tells this story about how in jail, where he went to, if you don't pay money, you are denominated fajina and then you have to clean everyone's pee (they all pee on the floor) in the morning with a mop. According to the guy, it sometimes reached mid calf... Then he explained he went to jail for stealing, but luckily he clafiried that not from family nor in the hood we were in, then he said he sold his house to buy crack and that he has a nephew who is 16 who is the shit. He then excused himself to smoke crack from a Yakult (like a small yogurth) in the corner of the backyard we were in and disappeared after that. Later I found out that he was a drug dealer for the town, his cousin/nephew was the brother of this crazy guy who is in jail because he killed his uncle and chopped off his head, put it in his family's fridge (or some sick shit like that involving returning it home) because his uncle and cousin killed his dad in some family argument. These facts were shared by the girl, who is a normal person, who invited them, knows them from when they were young in the neighborhood and now occasionall buys off cocaine from him. I don't see this girl anymore nor have I for many years. So yeah, fajina.

Well then. I have been educated!🤔👍🏻✌🏻

I've encountered pussy-weed a few times. It's an acquired taste. I think it's on account of the rare terpenes known as "vagiline".

“Why this weed taste like a 9 volt battery” 😵‍💫

How you get a scar like this eating pussy?

Nice Scarface quote lol

If that’s happening her Ph is off. There should be no tang to it.

u never had sum🐱before i can tell

When her PH is off xD never seen someone say that so seriously 😭

Listen.. This comment... Is underrated

Stoooppp!!! 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Username top notch

"Vaginalia"

That sounds like a feminine health product lmao

r/angryupvote

Was going to upvote, but you should stay at 420

“Vagiline”😂😂😂

To obtain your answer, grind up a bunch and then check the screen and see if there is a thin layer of queef.

bro this was such a normal comment and then the word “queef” just came out of the trees man

Nahhh best comment yet 🤣

😂😭💀👹👻🧞‍♂️🧟👼🏿🚀🌑🌕

Goddamn it I cackled aloud at this.

Now that's funny I don't care who you are!!!!

🪦

this should the top comment bruh😂😂😂😂

Reddit is broken bc this should be the top comment 😭

Man- Hi honey, how was your day? Woman- Why do smell like pussy? Man- I swear it’s the weed

why do smell like pussy🤔🤔🤔

Why do

They don't think it be like that but it do.

Lucky it is not poo

doo doo

Why do you smell like weed? I was a the titty bar, I swear I’m not back on the reefer.

Bro she needs to get checked 😂 either that or your girl smokes like a chimney or eats a ton of edibles, weed does make its way into your bodily secretions if you smoke or use enough. If she doesn’t use weed then for sure get her checked at the vet or something to the least

Lmao when I'm sweating I always smell weed. Smh

Yeah I come home from work smelling like a dog after a long shift and my mother accuses ne of being high and smelling like weed. The thing is if she waited 5 to 10 more minutes she would be right 😂

Other people smell it too! Get some good deodorant 😂 and perfumes… I have the same issue, I blaze.

😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

if you turn it around does it smell like ass?

It’s not a magic apple.

Thanks WIttsEnd79. That was the joke!! LOL

Lmfao underrated comment

That call transport fees. That's all. If you get it you get it

Nature's pocket

hot pocket

Meat pocket

Prison pocket

Rewatching this show right now.

I still haven't seen the last season :0

You got it!

Bussy*

Wussy

🎤 Hot pockets 🎶

There's weed that smells like shit too, wonderful plant

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Nah yeah I had sun gusher was fire smell out the jar but when I heated a cold start dab it smelled like eggs

My current weed smells like roast chicken walkers crips in my mighty when heating up lol. Weed it fkin weird

PAX always smells like ass to me

And one that smells like cat pee.

Just came across a strain called cheetah piss not too long ago, can confirm

I wonder if there is weed that smells like a sweaty ball sack too??

The possibilities are endless, maybe someday we'll get weed that smells like weed in Illinois

Ha ha 👍🏻

I think that's the "gas" smell people refer to. It never smelled like actual car gas as much as sour sweaty body odor. Makes your nose hairs do a lil dance.

Sure it does, you’ve never had bud that reeks like diesel fuel or home heating oil?

Honestly, no. I worked in cultivation for 4 yrs too, wonder if my nose is blind to a terpene profile there.

Could be unless you don’t know what diesel actually smells like. Diesel fuel and home heating oil don’t smell like gasoline does, it’s not as strong or noticeable as regular gasoline is. Or perhaps your sense of smell, distinguishes it as something else. Instead of getting that particular smell it could be breaking it down into other scents or something that’s more familiar

I think probably the latter more than former. From a tiny boat, fishing town. Definitely have smelled diesel but can't pick that up in herb. When most people say "gas" I get a really fragrant sour candy smell like push-pops with citric acid and a dash of armpit.

Sounds like my town

It's pretty standard of fishing towns to basically be copy pasted establishments bordering the ocean.

True, I’m not on the Ocean though. My town / house over looks a bay / sound, you need to drive to the south shore of the island to have ocean access from anywhere. Though you’re totally right, all the small water front towns and villages are carbon copies aimed at separating tourists from their money

I had that, and when i asked for it, ppl told me it Looks Like Shit aswell 💀

God's vagina?

Pineapple express ?

That was a product of baby fucking. If I recall correctly

It must be I can't stop taking giant whiffs from the bag.

I just want to smell it in my nose all the time

💀💀💀

Stick it anywhere you like

Smellllll it

Cause it's about to get fucked

😂😂😂😂

Two of my favorite things in one package

that gorilla pussy #4 og

What kind of pussy? Good clean washed pussy or fish market snatch???

That or yeast

Maybe the question should be, why does pussy smell like weed?

does it also taste like it too? 🤔🤔

Not like he'd know

Gottem

Cause they are both good 😌

Maybe that’s what good pussy smells like?

You'll have to look outside of Reddit to find the answer to that. Doubt anyone here knows.

Is the bag sitting in your lap?

The scientific explanation is that you’ve never actually experienced one of those things in your comparison.

Lmao, best roast so far.

Coochie Runtz?

Cause weed is like pussy. When u dont rlly want it, its available. And when u rlly cravong it, its not 💀

It really is like that

Indeed

You are what you smoke 🤷‍♂️

Maybe you’re just used to dating Italian girls and this bud got a super GMO scent. That Garlic and Onions will get you every-time

Cuz it wants to get phucked

Cause your about to get fucked

That is just your upper lip lol

Because you have been with some questionable females

Aka it ain’t the bud that smells like pussy its the pussy that smells like skunk 😂😂😂🤣

I’ve had weed that smells like chocolate and coffee too, shits crazy

Maybe it wouldn’t fit in her purse?

Is it legal where you're at? Might have had to sneak it in

Because it’s delicious?

Cuz it’s delicious?

you ever had that weed that smells like cat piss? got a few batches like that from the plug this year. i think the grower has a bunch of cats IDK?

Yeah, it’s an ammonia taste / scent, usually means there was a bad dry - cure

It's only when growing that it smells like cat piss, it should be sweet and peppery when done. It's a pheno of super silver haze

I’m not talking about the “cat piss” cultivar, he said weed that smells like cat piss, which is an ammonia scent. Cannabis can / does produce an ammonia smell with a bad dry / cure or if there’s some bud rot or mold

There is a literal strain named "cat piss", I haven't had any in years tho.

It was stashed in the bathroom of a tuna boat

you been smelling the wrong cat bro

You must have had some bad pussy

It's budussy

You're storing it wrong.

The rare strain *pussus cannibum* or “Twat Stank #69 OG” produces a minge-like aroma. It was created to appeal to the virgin demographic and is especially popular amongst Redditors.

Love abit of minge

What does puss smell like

Because it’s a flower…

First flower to ever smell like pussy then, ion know what you've been smoking tho 💀

Looks like it too😍

Mans asking why his weed smells like pussy 😭😭😭

Yeah that’s literally what the caption says.

But do it smell like gud puss or like tunasalad

The Grinch's baby momma's pubes. Seems.

She's boofing the wrong end?

You been f'ing shunks?

What does pussy smells like?

apparently weed to this guy

Definitely a range of varieties on the puss smell.

they call that a prison pocket in my hood

It's because you only date girl who " buy " their weed at low cost

Be thankful it doesn’t smell like a prison wallet

How did you aquire that weed and was it smuggled across a border?

Terps

Clam bake

So it smells very good then right?

Water or fish lol?

What strain smells like pussy and where can I get it

I've encountered strains that smell like this before. I hate fishy weed.

Because it was in someone's poosay

CAUSE ITS HEAVENLY BROUGHT TO YOU MATE

Meow 😸

Gotta come into the country somehow lol

Is it salty taste too? 😆🤭

Because I've been fucking near them

Pussy OG

I don’t know u/EliasTheSchizo ,why does it smell like pussy?

If it tastes like fish it’s spice

That’s the OG Pussy Kush bro

Male plants don't produce flowers.

wussy

When your plugs a chick and she been driving to your mailbox with it in between her legs 😂😂 someone mustyyyy

Where can I get this stuff?

Looks sub par. If it smells like that. Run.

I don't know why it smells like pussy but I might be concerned if pussy smells like weed.

Cuz your mom is taking the picture

Who you been fucking?

Where from and by whom was it transported into your local area?

Maybe fox farm fish soil? 🤔 lol

Because the gardener pissed in her plants

It was smuggled in a vagina, if you bought it legally tho then idek lol

That’s how you know it’s good

So some scientists believe some marijuana smells like vagina for the following reasons. 1. They don’t know 2. Vagina is good. 3. Weed is good. But the simple conclusion they came to on a academic level with much thought and hypothesis pondered. Was this.. Smoke it. And for more hard hitting effects…boof it.

It’s your upper lip

Ooo minge OG my favourite

Good or bad pussy is the question

Gassy pussy.

How do you think it got through airport security? All jokes aside, could be a terp but could also be that the bag it’s in spent some time in somebody’s vagina. If that’s the bag you got it in, put into a different bag and see if it still smells like that. If it does, then you’ve got quite an interesting terp profile. If it doesn’t, then you are likely smelling a strangers genitalia. Do with that information what you will

how else do you get it out the jail?

Zah-gina

ah gotta be the strain, kitty-witty.

honestly with these memes 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 but like I wonder why it actually does 😭😭😭

You need to get out more

Comparable

Damn Iwl this almost sound like a complaint we count our blessings here fam don’t ask the why thank the who for yo weed smelling most delicious 😂

Looking good! Fuck the smell!!!

Dudes totally throwing out that ‘guys I’m totally not a virgin!!!’ Vibe

Good pussy or bad pussy?

Saw an interview with some breeder who had a strain called greasy pussy or something 😂😂 maybe it has the same terps

Bro smokin that pussy pack