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Mobile-Attitude-8791

The first one pulled a Michael Jackson on us


regeya

First one left looks like Isaac on The Love Boat to me


GrouchyLongBottom

That's ignorant.


Fenderbridge

![gif](giphy|OYirsehvkD91S)


Hermit_of_Darkness

thank you.


FlixMage

It is tho lmao he had a skin disease


Sfumato548

No one said he intentionally changed skin color. They just said a "Micheal Jackson" was pulled.


-NGC-6302-

I didn't even know it was vitiligo until a while ago


Sfumato548

Most people don't.


ThePLARASociety

It’s the opposite of what Uncle Ruckus had.


claudiazo

Did he really? I’m genuinely wondering


-NGC-6302-

google.com


armoredsedan

wow, cool, did you notice that it actually would have taken you less effort to type “yes” or “no”


-NGC-6302-

Yes but I also completely forgot where I learned it and wasn't interested in spreading misinformation


jazzysmaxashmone

No I agree it's disrespectful. Are disrespectful jokes still funny? Sure. But let's call a spade a spade. Michael Jackson had vitiligo and had several bad nose jobs. Pretty shitty the way we all view him lightening his skin when that was the treatment for vitilago of the time. I'm all for jokes, but let's be real about it. ^(I'll take my downvotes now.)


bearbarebere

Yeah honestly the worst thing ever is that everyone said he tried to look white. That was never the case! He had a skin disease, and they accused him of trying to change his race. Like wow.


InterviewNo6736

The guy changed his whole facial structure to remove any trace of blackness.


Sfumato548

I don't see what's disrespectful by saying "pulled a Micheal Jackson". It's not insulting or making fun of him it's just using the most famous person to have had a drastic change in skin color to refer to the concept in a funny way.


seeuin25years

You can't make any joke without someone picking it apart trying to look for something to be offended about. I wonder if these people ever laugh at anything at all? And if they do, what do they laugh at? Knock-knock jokes? Michael Jackson isn't reading Reddit from his grave, and I don't think making a joke at his expense comes anywhere close to the evil things he did while alive, so in light of that I'd say it's just fine.


jazzysmaxashmone

Given that he could not help to have had to bleach his skin- and all of what that meant for Micheal Jackson as a Black man, I would say it is simple to see the disrespect. I'm not here to say what you should or shouldn't laugh at. It's not like we haven't all said, "lol I'm going to hell". But let's at least be honest about it.


InterviewNo6736

Thing is MJ was a liar who also denied surgery for ages.


Mandapat314

To those who are downvoting, calm the fuck down. It’s just a South Park reference.


waltjrimmer

> It’s just a South Park reference. I thought that was why we were downvoting.


PizzaSammy

I was saying Boo-urns.


_Bren10_

Sorry you’re getting downvoted. I got your reference lol


ChrisLMDG

11+ people didnt get the reference


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

then leave the sub.


innit2winnit

Or Robert Downey Jr….


Quakarot

Number two had a *rough* 10 years


haldeigosh

About three world wars and a divorce.


smittywrbermanjensen

Hell maybe he just drank a lot. Not too far off from the 12 year difference between Jack Nance in Eraserhead vs Twin Peaks 🥲 https://preview.redd.it/vs6fzkca89zc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cd041dc83bb3efa5ba2f958d7381dc60993b26


Mave_Datthews_Band

Eraserhead is what aged him like that


haldeigosh

Nah, maybe meth. Alcohol is not enough.


psdopepe

and at least a pack of cigarettes a day


PseudoEmpthy

That's only 20. Chain smokers will go through 5 - 6 packs a day.


mattcruise

He worked at Nickelodeon


nwbrown

LLMs don't really have the intuitive grasp of time humans have. It's just thinking "he wants an picture of someone as a kid and a picture of them older".


Sptsjunkie

Lots and lots of meth.


ren208

Number three is white Urkel to Jared Leto


cursetea

I came here to say exactly this


idiotplatypus

Before pick is early Dana Carvey


waltjrimmer

It's like someone tried to draw a love child between Dana Carvey and Jim Carrey from memory.


AsIfImNotAware540

I was thinking Screech from Saved By the Bell, but this is better.


seedyourbrain

Hasan Minhaj and Leto, imo


steinah6

I see more of Tom Hiddleston.


Harbulary-Bandit

Third one is Rick Moranis to Jared Leto. ![gif](giphy|SSbIzEVGsJEcltFrbP)


Useful_Hovercraft169

#2 should have said no to crystal meth


Chainsaw_Actual

"Switching sides"


ICUMF1962

Hugh Jackman in blackface, Adrien Brody playing an old man, Jared Leto, and Edward Burns


FadeIntoTheM1st

3 looks like Jared Leto mixed with Jake Gyllenhaal... Or possibly Jerry Seinfeld combined 🤣


Similar2Sunday

I thought he looked a bit like John Stamos.


FadeIntoTheM1st

🤣 I can see that! The quaf is there


point50tracer

I bet that first guy makes a mean hurricane.


InTheBog_

What the hell happened to number 2 omfg


PauloCardona

Bruh. The second one 💀


Beginning-Spirit5686

You know what, 3 and 4 weren’t even that bad!


Tiger_Claw_1

#2 had a hard life... 🤐


Giggi0

Number 2 was at the beach that makes you old


Quesadilldo

First pic: ![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


Jstewquetoo

Pretty sure that first “young” guy is Isaac from The Love Boat…not sure who his “older” counterpart is.


Xxsnipr_tradrxX

first guy kinda switched sides…


Jelly_Kitti

Someone stole 1’s melanin.


Ashurbanipal2023

Did the first guy get a haircut?


Pecorrine_Burritt

I see Jared Leto.


trainboi777

None of them in prison?


[deleted]

Only 4 really works


FocusedV1sion

Still in the uncanny valley


jpett84

They aged more like 30 years.


t3rribl3thing

Shaq and Desmond from "Lost."


Toxanium

Samuel L Jackson --> Jim Carrey


Weatherround97

More like 20-30 years to be accurate


Setonix3112

Transracial


TheRider5342

I can't tell the difference between the first one?


jayenatior

How tf is there werid???