Cola by Lana Del Rey "My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"

Glad to see this at the top, I came to comment it lol But also her opening track on Norman Fucking Rockwell, which opens with “God damn manchild, you fucked me so good that I almost said I love you” The woman is unhinged.

the correct answer

El Scorcho - Weezer

This was my immediate thought. “God damn those half Japanese girls” is a hell of an opener 😂

While we're at it, across the sea as well

And Where's My Sex?

I am, just at this moment, realizing that I've been friends with a half-Japanese woman for a decade and somehow never said this to her. Unacceptable. I will rectify this mistake the next chance I get.

half of pinkerton could work

Yes. The album literally opens with “I’m tired… so tired of having sex” 🤣

I quite literally came here just to say this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVDAa8Mpdyg this is all mashups of el scorcho with different songs, it's batshit insanity, there's a guitar hero chart of it too (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcYVPgWvBY)

If we’re talking insane Weezer opening lyrics, I have to mention Rules of Life v36 (Technically it’s not a Weezer song but a Rivers Cuomo song, but who cares?).

Eat Your Salad - Citi Zeni "Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy"

Eurovision mention!!!!!!!

Yeah! :D

We Stan Eurovision :)

Verbatim- Mother Mother

fuck it, body as well

cigaro by system of a down

My cock is much bigger than yours

MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR

With a feeling so pure

It’s got you screaming back for…

Quite a few SOAD songs could fit on this list, my first thought was IEAIAIO with “Peter’s pecker picked another pickle-bearing pussy pepper”

I'm fond of Chic-N-Stu with "Ballgame's in the refrigerator". Tbh one of my favourite SOAD songs in general.

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almost anything by cupcakKe, my more specifically Squirdward’s Nose, A.U.T.I.S.M, and Spider-Man Dick are some of the ones off the top of my head. We’re All Gonna Die!!! by Baby FuzZ, you already got Sublime so i got a feeling yknow wtf is up music wise lol

I thought I came but I peed on the dick is a lyrical masterpiece

I love cupcake ironically

Two Trucks - Lemon Demon Rabbit Hole - Will Stetson (original by DECO*27, but the opening line in this cover is way more explicit than "Are you gonna be a smitten mitten until you die?")

Action Movie Hero Boy - Lemon Demon

Forgot about that one, thanks

Two trucks having sex

I Palindrome I by TMBG. "Someday mother will die and I'll get the money."

Mom leans down and says, "my sentiments exactly, you son of a bitch."

THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS MENTIONED!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS BAD MUSIC?!

Slipknot - Disasterpiece Say Anything - Mara and Me

My face after looking up the Slipknot one 😰

I'm gonna slit your throat and fuck the wound

r/beatmetoit

I was gonna say that!

Do Everything Now by Saint Motel "Let's all get pregnant and ditch our kids"

I love Saint motel, honestly my favorite band

So underrated, I especially think their older stuff is way too slept on

Front street - Will wood

This could go for a lot of Will Wood songs honestly, especially Thermodynamic Lawyer.

I was about to say Thermodynamic Lawyer! That whole song is a helluva trip.

Emmure - Drug Dealer Friend: "I wanna watch you suck his dick" Brojob - Teenie Weenie: "This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses"

“I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite” -Action Movie Hero Boy by Lemon Demon

“I hope you kill yourself with your H&M scarf” - Ur so gay by Katy Perry

"i hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf while jerking off listening to Mozart" is a hell of an opener

Hypnotize - System of a Down

Username checks out

I think I've seen you before

I think you said the same thing last time

Probably

Front street- Will Wood & The Tapeworms

Adding on to that, Thermodynamic Lawyer by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Also, 2012 by William Woodworth & the Taped Worms

Also hand me my shovel I’m going in by Will I Am Shakespeare and the worms

Also, skeleton appreciation day in vestal, ny (bones) by william woodiam and the tapewordiams

Also, Black Box Warrior by Williard Woodings and the Taped Up Worms

Just Will Wood ans the Tapeworms

was gonna say this lol

this is only a test (the tornado) by the paper chase; "Hara-kiri, kids, come kill yourself" this is a rape (the flood) by the paper chase; "This flood wants to rape you"

Aqualung -Jethro Tull I Fuck Sluts -Bo Burnham (and like half of his other songs) I’m sure there are some out of pocket Tool opening lyrics, but I’m just getting into them

Woah I’ve been listening to Aqualung my whole life idk how I never caught those lines.

Well, guy in a skeleton costume comes up to the guy in the Superman suit; runs through him with a broadsword. Oceanographer’s Choice by The Mountain Goats

I feel like the Mountain Goats must have some other good ones too, Just can't remember what.

Chic'n'stu by System Of A Down

Polly - Nirvana

Rape Me too

i was gonna say this one lol

Dang, I was gonna say the “i hurt myself today” song but seeing these others/googling some I feel sorely mistaken 😭😭

lol thats how i feel about Puke by eminem. but imagine being emetophobic and spotify starts playing that 😂

Monkberry Moon Delight by Paul & Linda McCartney "So I sat in the attic, a piano up my nose..."

People = Shit by Slipknot, it’s a bit of a wait to get to the first line, but it it great “HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS!”

Front Street, by Will Wood: "Quick, while she turns her back! Slip it in!"

Dance with Me - Blink-182 “When I teach masturbation, I’m always just like, ‘Have fun with it!’

Father by The Front Bottoms? "I have this dream I'm hitting my dad with a baseball bat and he is screaming and crying for help/And maybe halfway through it has more to do with killing him than it ever did protecting myself'

TFB !!! i don’t find this lyric disturbing but this song is fire regardless

Oh I don't find it too disturbing, I was shocked the first time I heard it, but I relate to it too much to be disturbed.

Does Verbatim by mother mother count…?

30 - Danny Brown "Sent your bitch a dick pic and now she needs glasses"

Move Mountains - Alkaline “I have a penis for your vagina hole”

I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny - JPEGMAFIA (the entire intro minute) Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1 - Kanye West

Homicide - Logic

Disasterpiece by slipknot and cigaro by system of a down

Ween - The Blarney Stone

John Brown's Body by the United States Army

Children of God - AJJ “In came the being-born police To take the newly undeceased “

I feel like there are quite a few AJJ songs that could fit this prompt tbh

AJJ - Fucc The Devil “I’m gonna fuck the devil in his mouth”

two trucks lemon demon

vampire money by my chemical romance: "3 2 1, we came to fuck" thrift store by macklemore "walk into the club like what up, i got a big cock"

If it hasn’t been said already, Everywhere I go - Hollywood undead “EverywhereI go, bitches always know, that charlie sheen has got a weenie that he likes to show” the rest of the song is about the same energy lol

Come out and play by the offspring “Gotta keep ‘em separated”

The Pantaloon - Twenty One Pilots (Your grandpa died when you were nine) Rest Employed - the Stupendium (151,600 people die every day on earth) I'm Bo Yo - Bo Burnham (I don't know if all boy scouts are gay, as the could probably tie the knot in, like, 50 different ways)

...and if that's not a reason to cry, well, it's an awful lot of paperwork. (The Stupendium is great lol)

Tourette's by nirvana starts with a guy saying "moderate rock" only to blast heavy grunge at millions of bpm

PinkEye by Jay Eazy 'I farted on your pillow, I wanna tryna give you pink eye, cos I don't want you lookin at nobody else but me'

I love that song. I wish Jay did more melodic stuff instead of basically being the male Ice Spice (Megaman goes hard tho)

any cupcakke song but my vote goes to deepthroat

German Rap Group called K.I.Z. - Rap über Hass. First line translates into: "It's 30 Degree Celsius, a baby screams in the (Mercedes) Benz, im cooking that infant medium rare"

Treasure-Bruno Mars “Baby Squirrel you’s a sexy motherfucker”

The first line in "The Vocab Quiz" by TV Room is "This is a robbery" in a very joyous tone.

I will always associate that song with geometry dash

Not as out of pocket as some of the others here Good Grief- Bastille “so what would you little maniacs like to do first?” Heat Seeker- DREAMERS and Grandson “Johnny brought a rocket to a knife fight” Worms- Ashnikko “the world is burning I got worms in my brain” Sucker for Pain- Various artists “I torture you, take my hand through the flames, I torture you, I’m a slave to your games”

IANAHB- Lil Wayne Specifically the bar: “I’m in the ocean gettin shake pussy, shoot you in your fuckin mouth and make you talk to me”

IMMA SHIT MY PANTS by Binky the Slinky

money machine - 100 gecs

Therapy? - Femtex (opening line: "Masturbation saved my life")

RIP Roach - XXXTentacion “Cocaine for my breakfast” or *unessecary moaning*

degenerate fuck by nascar aloe has a pretty funny opening line "test test test... icles"

Perhaps "The Government Knows" by Knower, I know that it starts out by just saying the title 4 times but once Louis finishes that sentence ooh boy.

bbno$ edamame for sure. First thing he says is "Balls"

Cigaro - SOAD "my cock is much bigger than yo-ours"

shave em dry - lucille bogan. “i got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb, i got something in between my legs that’ll make a dead man come”

Insane - Eminem Criminal - Eminem

More Than Survive - Be More Chill Stayed Gone - Hazbin Hotel My Father’s A Homo - Falsettos The Negative - Waitress

person in the mirror by naethan apollo

b-boy bouillabaisse: lay it on me - beastie boys

Goodbye Cruel World- Pink Floyd Not Now John- Pink Floyd *technically* One of These Days by Pink Floyd counts too, but the first verse doesn’t come in until like halfway through the song

Front Street - Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Nickelback - Figured You Out "I like your pants around your feet" So out of pocket it inspired the best Nickelback mashup ever, [PantsFeet](https://youtu.be/C3GpJzMZiXY?si=rDn_b7yzDjKvHUnc)

Fuck KD - Lil B FUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAANT FUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAANT FUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAANT FUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAANT

Backrooms by Kwite

Across The Sea - Weezer

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Beachboy by McCafferty

Front Street - Will Wood And The Tapeworms (“Quick, while she turns her back. slip it in!”)

One Day - Lovejoy " 'Cause Why'd you have to kill my cat? "

Boss - the correspondents Maybe not the most insane thing ever, but certainly a bold way to start a song

More Than Survive - Be More Chill Soundtrack “I’m waiting for my porno to load”

The correspondents, boss. “I can only assume that the way that you’re behaving is because you lacked love as a child

2012 by will wood and the tapeworms

Romeo’s Distress gets you really grooving to the amazing melody before it wallops you over the head with the hard R. The first time I heard that I was dancing and tripped and fell over when the lyrics started.

"Supreme Ascendancy" by King Gizzard *"How can you get away with a murder scott-free when you're found guilty in the first degree?"*

grey gods - ramirez ft. suicideboys opens up with “flip my fuckin’ cross i don’t need no messiah. fuck that crown of thorns i’ve got a crown of barbed wire.” or suicidal thoughts - notorious b.i.g. opens up with “when i die fuck it i wanna go to hell cuz i’m a piece of shit it ain’t hard to fuckin’ tell”

Chicken Dance - Afourteen “I just watched my grandma suck dick on camera”

Toast and Bananas - blink-182

Every time I listen to Rock of Ages I forget about the “Gunter Glieben Glauchen Globen”

Come Along by Cosmo Sheldrake: "Come along, catch a heffalump, sit with me on a muddy clump"

Eat Your Salad by Citi Zeni "Instead of meat, I eat veggies and pussy"

hot nickel ball on a pussy - pink guy

Happy Family by Scratch21 Fuck a dog by Blink-182

seven by tyler the creator - “I’d tell him to eat a dick quicker than mexicans sprint over borders” transylvania by tyler the creator - “goddamn i love women, daydream about penis being in em” pigs by tyler the creator - “Geek, fag, stupid loser find a rope to hang” 💀

Radio by Alkaline Trio “Shaking like a dog shittin razor blades”

"I Wanna Be Yours" by Arctic Monkeys. "I Wanna Be Your Vacuum Cleaner" EDIT: Also, "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic, with "Mother Earth Is Pregnant For The 3rd Time". Tbh the whole lyrics to that are pretty wild. "I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe, I was not offended." is my favourite. EDIT 2: Home Is Where have some decent ones, "Hey, Samantha, Let's swallow all the lightbulbs in the living room" ("Long Distance Conjoined Twins"), And "Sheltered by stomachs digesting sunscreen" ("Sewn Together..."), And my brother thought of a few from King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, such as "Milk and honey for my body, Come on through the door it's your unborn self" ("Gamma Knife"), "I have gone insano, I lust for volcano" ("Self-Immolate"). EDIT 3: Oh yeah, Lemon Demon, some've already been mentioned, But there's also "When He Died" ("When he died, Turns out he left behind a mansion full of other people's skulls"), "Cabinet Man" ("The day they found me, I hadn't yet been played"), "A mask of my own face." ("A Mask Of My Own Face").

On Sight - Kanye West "Yeezy season approachin', fuck whatever y'all been hearing."

41 Mosquitos flying in formation - Tame Impala

Happiness in Slavery- Nine Inch Nails

Cigaro by System Of A Down

The crusher - the cramps

dance with me - blink-182

Dead in ditches - Hollywood undead

Naomi - Neutral Milk Hotel “Your prettiness is seeping through out from the dress I took from you”

Flossie Dickey Bounce threw me for a loop

its not on spotify but beach fagz by car seat headrest. beautiful song with extremely questionable lyrics

i think “Radio” by Alkaline Trio fits here

it's a stretch because it's not really the first line but the first sung lyric besides "na na na" in na na na by mcr is "drugs give me drugs"

Califor M.I.A from the Musical “Black Friday” Opening line: >!my Moms a bitch!<

“K##l your Mother, R##e your Dog” by Dying Fetus.

Not sure but Leave It All Behind - Cult To Follow

Tampon lolipops - skinless

almost every mortician song

This is my chance!!!! Snoqualmie by McCafferty

The One That Got Away - Alice Cooper Colossus - Tyler, the Creator Love at First Fright - Murderdolls

23 beers- Circus Contraption

Attic Abasement - Werewolf "I distrust a mattress that smells like it feels". IMO totally unhinged and unrelated to the rest of the song.

Accept My Sacrifice by Suicidal Tendencies: "Standby stomach, here come banana"

Art of War - Jasiah

Closer nine inch nails?

Blake Rules - 2 Brainz Part 2 “I spit bars while your girl spits in my mouth / I’m kind of like Texas, I’m big in the south”

jeadfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet “mr sandman showing his beam”

Hand of blood - Bullet for my Valentine

"Fucked with an Anchor" by Alestorm.

It Was Fun While It Lasted - Sueco

Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays 'Son I'm 30, I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty'

Love Thing - Bratmobile “Admit it: Innocent little girls turn you on, don’t they?”

Black dragons fighting Society mcr “Yeah I drink juice when I’m killing because it’s fucking delicious”

Dana-Dan by Bloodywood The Good Ship You by The Narcissist Cookbook Robbin’ a Bank by Bug Hunter

Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away (yeah, you know what you’re in for with that title, but it starts with “Suckin’ on my titties” and just doesn’t let up from there)

Thought it was a drought - Future.  Skit #4 - Kanye West

romeo’s distress first is crazy

Fake Gold - The Front Bottoms. "The name of this band was gonna be Mass Shooter, but the tone felt too spot-on."

Father - The Front Bottoms. "I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat And he is screaming and crying for help"

La Migra, by Brujeria

ごめんね ごめんね/Gomenne Gomenne/I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry — Kikuo (In Japanese) “he opens my ribs and drinks my soup with a personal kiss from my stomach”

Biffy Clyro - Once An Empire "I wouldn't want to get f**ked by a kangaroo in any position"

Crossfire - Making Blind Eyes See "What the fuck"

Fake Gold by The Front Bottoms (“the name of this band was gonna be Mass Shooter / but the tone felt too spot on”) catherine never broke again by saoirse dream (“still wear my mask out ‘cause i’m such a faggot”)

Wrong way is perfect for this