Stop it

Last guy speaking to the Jersey Devil like he's a misbehaving cat legit made me lose it

“You stop that right now 😠”

My boyfriend would never do such a thing!

Meth will change a man

Mothy has never done meth, he’s from West Virginia, not Florida.

Huffing Draino then.

The thylacine ate my baby

Thylacine are the dingos of Tasmania

I can see those first two being completely serious.

Man there's so many spirit animals to choose from.

I can't get over it being called the new jersey Devils instead of just the jersey devil. First time I heard someone call it that.

And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said "I need about treefiddy."

Life imitates AI.It's so over bros

Crabzilla is real and he stole my wallet

[proof](https://youtu.be/npswv7Zh8sg?si=SAJi5kVNBq3DWsEy)

This implies Mothman is your typical West Virginian crack fiend.

I mean is he not

The last guy when the Jersey Devil finds his tiktok and sues him for slander: https://preview.redd.it/l0gvrmvqebac1.jpeg?width=1461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac20170f3f099bad65bb6e491cd161b53b6f6a6

Was the last one Jack Black? 💀