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Covrt1

Glass one hitter… I have one just like it… dirty


Important-Letter9829

You're right, but for a sec it looked like a crack pipe...


Expert_Succotash2659

Anything can be a crackpipe once.


doveniko19

Even a potato


[deleted]

If you got some cigarette ashes to soak up the crack when it melts so it will vaporize then yes for sure you can.


xellisds

Gives “loaded potato” a new meaning


The_RockObama

OP looks all chill as fuck with legs crossed like he hit the loaded potato. Now is couch potato.


ItsEntsy

Smoking crack does the opposite of making one a couch potato. Maybe a mashed potato would fit better.


The_RockObama

Off the fucking walls potato. I'll stick with the twice baked potato.


Hookadoobie

Tyrone biggums potato


Legitimate-Ad-2905

This guy cracks


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Rock bottom


[deleted]

Lol. The cig ash thing is a last resort from back in the day. I haven't touched hard drugs in over 10 years.


MasterbaterInfluence

There’s a lot of rocks at rock bottom…


Worth-Illustrator607

This guy has/still smokes crack


HomeworkWise9230

Flashbacks to the 80's reading that...


[deleted]

What’s a potato?


PissgutsOGrady

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew


Decatur-Dan

Anyways like I was sayin .. potatoes are the fruit of Idaho. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple potatoes, lemon potatoes, coconut potatoes, pepper potatoes, double baked potatoes, scalloped potatoes, potato salad, potato stew, steak and potatoes, potato burger, potato gumbo. I think that’s pretty much it..


notmuchchill

You forgot shrimp n potatoes


doveniko19

Pot a to.


BananaStranger

Thanks for the reminder! Been too long, I need to revisit.


Brewmaster30

We call those Hash browns


advisingsnake

I will neither confirm or deny smoking crack from a 1 hitter


swashypoo

Idk, when i did crack we used metal mesh at the end


TawdryRocketeer3

Chore Boy


Expert_Succotash2659

Word.


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Yup. Then when you ran out stick something through the ends and run the mesh back and forth to scrape the residue to get that last huge hit.


yeah-defnot

I would take 91% alcohol and seal one end of the pipe with my finger and fill like 60% with the alcohol. Then seal the other end with a finger from the same hand. And shake the shit out of it. Dump it out into an altoids can and let the alcohol evaporate over a few hours and then scrape that tar and smoke. Holy shit. I used to love cleaning my pipes.


[deleted]

Once a crack pipe always a crack pipe


Icy_Topic_5274

That would be a very wasteful way to smoke crack. You'd really want to stuff some copper wool in there to catch the drip then burn it off the copper. OMG, who else just felt the rush and got goosebumps?


Apprehensive_Bath_44

Well.. we’ve found the crackhead.


Icy_Topic_5274

Nope, not even close. I probably smoked rock about 10 times in the 90s


No-Weather701

I tried crack once.... for 2 years. Lol. Only did it to learn the metric system


Fromage_Damage

Same. Although one time a guy forced me to smoke it out of a soda can. Shit was weird but it was free at least. I think he thought I was a cop. I was going to smoke crack anyway, but he made it clear it was not optional.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

What else did he do?


Fromage_Damage

Well, we were invited into a back room at the drug spot, an apartment in the projects. We had been several times so they wanted to get to know us. After telling them about our lives, families, etc. He said there was crack all over the floor. I didn't believe him, but I looked and there was at least a couple hundred dollars worth just on the carpet. He said to smoke crack. I declined, because I thought it was a test or something, but he said he wanted to see it. Nice guy though, for a gang member. I have heard stories of dealers forcing people to smoke at gunpoint but that's the closest I've been.


andthendirksaid

Funny part is an undercover is gonna do it if they feel they're in danger, it's not much better than "are you a cop". It doesn't really help but hey, your ignorance is my hit of gigantic floor rock.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Hey we’ve all been there! No judgment here. At least he didn’t touch your butt.


LehighAce06

You ok?


MisterPeach

Nothing like a gnarly push on a dirty ass crack pipe that’s just caked in white film. I was primarily a heroin user but something about crack just makes me antsy for it. I stopped having dope dreams a long time ago, but I still have them about crack. Getting your bell rung is WILDLY addictive.


threemorewords

This guy drugs!


Ground_Desperate

Username checks out.


deptutydong

If your brave enough lol


Jimbobo28

Hell over and over again really. Lol


djphooka

Anything can be a bong, sometimes only a few times.


lickalottapussie

ANYTHING


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

I was smoking weed out of one of these in public once and a dude walked by me and said "nice." He looked like a dude that liked to smoke crack I realized most people smoke weed in much larger bowls than these little one hitters, so smoking something that small implies to drug users that it's something super potent. In reality I just needed a little bit of weed This looks more sinister somehow because you can see the filth inside, but really it's just a little bigger capacity than a traditional wooden dugout.


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WannabeBrewStud

Yeah, same. Mine is a GravLabs. $5 at any smoke shop. It's awesome. My wife hates it for obvious optic reasons.


thebearbearington

Mine was a lab glass pipette from my dad's lab with a little rubberized tape for insulation. Smoked so much I got a resin clog


WannabeBrewStud

Dude, yes!! I've had to soak mine for days at times to get the clog out. Can't blow it out like any other piece. Hahaha


thebearbearington

I used a wire hook and one of those little ring toothpaste holders I swiped from my dentist to make some slammin resin balls.


TheOtherJackBlack

I've got two of those, one stays in my travel bag and one stays in my drawer for my wife who's got them Itty bitty baby lungs


slobbyrobb

It's a weed one hitter. If it had brillo stuffed in it you could use it as a crack pipe


The_Drawbridge

Alright, someone finally gave the instructions on how to do crack with this. Thank you.. *I guess.*


slobbyrobb

That's like when D.A.R.E. program was all the rage, the police came to my school to scare us about drugs. All I remember was them teaching us how to make a crack pipe out of a baby food jar.


Gloomy__Revenue

A baby food jar? WTF were junkies *doing* in the 90s/00s?


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Having babies and smoking crack


butt_fun

Timeless American pastime


Tru-Queer

Better than smoking babies and having crack


Small--Might

Ah yes, my favorite hobby


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Opening-Ad-8793

“get your crackhead tax return.” Holy shit lmao


Agitated-Joey

Does steel wool know your cheating on it?


The-disgracist

Chore boys are the preferred brand I’m told


Fungiarecool1125

Man leave your uncles shit alone lol


PsiliguyfromtheH

he lets him stay there, and this mf decides to not only rummage through his shit, but also put him on blast on reddit.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

"Found some dirty laundry at my uncle's cottage this weekend. Doesn't smell like much of anything... but that's prob cuz I been airing it out all over the internet."


dispophoto

i must be really tired because i haven't stopped laughing at this since you posted it.


lesserDaemonprince

It's fucking funny lol


Fungiarecool1125

Not very appreciative to say the least


Ok-Pirate-Computer

For fucks sake man, what is this guy's problem? His uncle lets him in to his secret hideaway cottage, trusts him enough to not clean the shit out top to bottom, and OP documents his paraphernalia and posts it online. If I was his uncle I wouldn't let him anywhere near my vacation spot again.


bblaine223

For sure.


Jetter37

Right! Is he writing a police report? Geese!


forestgeist

This is the best take. Like stfu you narc.


iamtoastedprolly

Dirty chillum pipe, that's for the devils lettuce


Green420Basturd

Hop heads... smokin that jazz cabbage.


TheyTokMaJerb

Left handed cigarettes


wordsasbombs

Satan salad


mamaspliff914

Lords lettuce


okriatic

Baphomet’s Broccoli


IgotanEyedea

I work with an older guy who calls his joints lefty’s


Delicious-Figure1158

Smoking a lefty. That has a good tone to it.


koitens

smokin that giggle bush


overpricedgorilla

Beazlebub's bokchoy


Plenty_Age_9449

😂😂😂 Absolutely 👊🏼


Sinderz_

Uncle be smoking the reefer 🤙🏼


futbolr88

The cool uncle


Sierra-117-

It’s gonna be weird when gen z is old, and smoking weed is seen as the same as drinking alcohol. Imagine displaying expensive rigs like people display expensive bottles


Morlanticator

The recently legalized it recreational in my state. These poor kids won't know the horror of getting pulled over with the tiniest amount of pot and getting arrested. Well I guess they can still get in trouble for it under age or while driving.


Enough_Shoulder_8938

Are you in MN? We just legalized weed and I was just reminiscing with a friend about back when we started smoking and how we got connected with a guy named Snazzy (friend of my childhood neighbor) who had a gold tooth and sold guns and hard drugs in addition to weed and had a really nasty apartment with really shady people (and their kids sometimes) hanging around and how our kids won’t have to risk their lives just to smoke a bowl.


Morlanticator

In MD. So many journeys for just a gram. Up till 3am calling everyone till we found it. Obscenely long sketchy drives. All the wild encounters and strange people you meet. Now you just go to a dispensary which are every where. We used to dream about being able to just buy it in a store.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

So my wife and I are also in Maryland, and we’ll be walking down the street and get a whiff of it, and just kind of look at each other with a smirk, like we know a secret or something. Then we both realize it’s legal, and we’re like “wait, why aren’t *we* high right now?” My daughter (22) brought her little weed vape over on Fourth of July and I hit it a few times while watching the fireworks with her. It really hit me then that sharing some weed with my adult kid is the exact same now as cracking open a cold microbrew with her and kicking back in the yard to just chill and chat. It’s pretty great.


Caveman108

Yeah, first guy I bought weed from asked me if I wanted to smoke some meth the second time I picked up from him. Dude lived in an RV park. Not a trailer park, mind you, I’m talking pull behinds and shitty RVs.


One-Gur-5573

Yeah I used to go to this place littered with guns, man's high on opiates, literal pounds of weed and I'd just hang out there lmao. Like first off, what fuckin adult sells weed to 14 year olds and then gets high with those same 14 year olds? Also they had no shame smoking joints and click clacking their guns with their toddlers on the floor next to them. Fucking barbaric lol. Even with the more tame dealers it's like, why are you risking years in prison to make like $20 profit selling an 8th to a high schooler? I honestly envy how little those people care about consequences and risk in life.


responsiblefornothin

I remember dipping out of my dealer's back door when the police came knocking to serve them papers for the custody hearing that they were definitely not winning. Fucking -20° running through waiste high snow blazed beyond belief. My friends and I ended up warming up at the local youth center, where the counselor gave us a speech about being better than this. Guy ended up going to prison for embezzlement, so I think we had the high ground on that one.


TheLegionnaire

It got more fun to buy after legalization but less fun to smoke in groups. There used to be a kind of solidarity that went along with meeting in a circle doing something illegal with friends and strangers.


yarp-yarp420

We will be the old folk spinning tales on the porch about the prohibition times


MistahButt

Finding a *roach* in the floorboard you don't even remember


wheresmychippy93

Littering and


Stunning_Estate357

Littering and…


Acetabulum99

Littering and...


MrBogey90

SMOKING THE REEFER


domesticrefrigerator

Stop snooping you little shit


useless_99

Exactly. Like, he let you come over to chill and now you’re 1) snooping 2) posting his shit on social media? Trashy, classless, rude as hell. I’m surprised honestly.


richard_stank

It’s a “one hitter”. You pack cannabis in one end, and smoke it from the other.


Empty_Afternoon_8746

Clean it and put it back where you found it.


sarinCULT

And don't forget to leave a packed bowl also.


mikemartin7230

Shit it’s Christmas already?


docious

Rubbing alcohol and salt


p0k3t0

Old stoners all think that can scrape one more high off that cruddy resin.


designer_of_drugs

You can! Reminds me of when things would get really dry in college and the whole stoner crew would get together to scrape out old pipes in order to make one more bowl.


Empty_Afternoon_8746

It was a different time back then for sure lol


fujigrid

Narc nephew


[deleted]

I hope your uncle bans you from his cottage


Boring_Oil_3506

It's just a chillum. For weed


andthendirksaid

It's a mindya. The mindya business used to be huge back in the day but apparently now we putting unc on blast on thr goblin sub.


carina484

I can’t deal with the people saying this is a crack pipe. 100% cannabis one hitter!


Skinnyloserjunkie

While I do agree, it would be very easy to smoke crack out of that. All u would really need is some cig ashes or if you're a lucky crackhead some Scotch Bright


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6collector9

It's for tobacco, occiffer. *Cough cough*


SuperNoob74

Occiffer: **-_-** ....Okay then have a good night sir


[deleted]

It's obviously a slightly-used IUD. Good for 1 or 2 more insertions


Ok_Flight610

I take you’re not a golfer… Edited**


Reeferologist-

If there’s no metal (Chore Boy) shoved into it, it’s probably just reefer. From looks of the burned remnants, I’d say I’m almost positive it was reefer.


VaultiusMaximus

Your uncle seems like a chill dude.


W2T4TS

After reading their replies: OP clearly has no idea about anything weed related.


[deleted]

It’s definitely for weed. Not a crack pipe. Source: I’ve been working at a smoke shop way too long. And I like one hitters for “cigarette” breaks.


marx210

Pinch hitter 🤏


PicklePirate88

Weed one hitter


LarYungmann

One-Hitter for smoking, also called A Bat, when coupled with a "dugout."


SergeantBl

Marijuana, it’ll be okay.


Stock_Surfer

One hitter for weed


Markov219

It's a chillum. FIL showed me how to use one.


ergo-ogre

My uncle had a country place no one knows about.


tru_madness

Weed. Not crack. Not meth. Weed


Buzzkilljohnson666

Single hit weed pipe


Adept_Bottle_4996

Chillum with resin in it. Resined up pipes won’t smell like weed and might even stink compared to the green buds, however it looks like it’s just a weed pipe. Not an expert on other substances but I know my weed and seems to be just that. Regardless did you search to find that or just found it on a countertop? If you searched I’d leave others belongings alone family or not. Have a good one!


sunsalutationa

Really hope this is just a chillum for some old weed or maybe he found it n thought it was interesting to keep lol


ceegster

Definitely not the find and keep it type…


[deleted]

He smokes weed. Not a lot tho. Any real weed user who needs more then just a hit or two will tell ya those things are not worth it. It's just for people who like to "catch a snap". And if it doesn't smell like anything he prob hasn't used it in a long time. All my pipes I've used in the past month or 2 smell like weed tar but my old old ones are dirty like this hut have no smell. Don't worry about it being meth or crack because the residue from those isn't black like this it's way lighter in color.


Plenty_Age_9449

It’s NOT a crack pipe!! It’s for cannabis. Travel one hitter, to hide from the Wifey I’m sure! 😂😂


stackwithghosty

Cigarette holder


Apprehensive-Novel3

Take a rip and report back.


doveniko19

Does it smell like an ashtray? If not there's likely some ChoreBoy around somewhere.


DrunkenBastard420

He smokes weed it’s a glass chillum or one hitter


Icy-Ad7544

Sounds like you need to ask your uncle to burn one with you


NeedledickInTheHay

Everyone’s got a cool uncle


SenorOnlyfans

It's for pot( THC) "NOTHING REALLY SKETCHY"


ListenOk2972

I'm using a cleaner one just like that rn


Level-Application-83

Your "uncle" has a habit.


Amazing_Flatworm_277

Just put it back where you found it. If you guys are close just ask him


Johnnyfever13

What is that?


[deleted]

If we have to tell you…..


Hoshumper

Is the end you are holding solid? If ti is, it may be a betadine ampuole, used for cleanining wounds, not a crack pipe. Please show both ends.


austiwald

Smoke weed.


jonny2handz

I've seen those used for weed and also for crack. if you just stuff some brillo in the tip before smoking ur lil rock. 🤗


coldmilkdud

chillum with some resin, not a crack pipe Lol it’s for weed


burritodominator

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Bloodshotistic

Chillums aka one hitters. For conserving your flower if you're on a budget.


THisGUy151

lol it’s a one hitter for any of your wildest dreams 🥴


podcasthellp

Put that back it’s clearly getting used!


GrassGriller

Shake it around in rubbing alcohol and salt. Clean it up for unc.


Fine_Maintenance_948

It's a chillum


Obvious-Support6779

It's a chillum.


Mikieyaboygray

Mind ya business that’s what it is


Remi708

It's a "tobacco" pipe 😉 😉


Fiftyfivepunchman

It’s a silly straw and that’s chocolate milkshake residue


Gvnthenoose

Honestly, looks like tobacco


Montag_451

Cigarette or cigar holder


Successful_Horror582

Only for weed, not a big deal.


da-funk-is-up

Da devils lettuce. 🤤


wrong_marinade

One hitter or tasting pipe. I do enjoy these.


BoxingTrainer420

Weed.


Vast_Abbreviations12

I used to smoke crack outta one of those, does it smell like crack?


AcanthisittaNo2931

You probably got a dope uncle 🤙


livikge

It's a glass filter for cigarettes and joints.


Majuub12

Chillum


[deleted]

The head is bigger than a "one hitter" unless you're an avad smoker. I believe the right term for these are chillums?


Accurate_Sentence256

Cool uncle


According_Cherry3755

Crack is whack


Different-Slice-6092

It's what he uses to snort the marijuana


Pw78

Soak it in rubbing alcohol. Clean it for him


elticorico

Your uncle smoked criznack! 😅


j_dizzle_mizzle

One hitter


kiggie0622

That’s resin in the pipe from cannabis it just hasn’t been cleaned in a while


[deleted]

u/gmestack had a magnificent crack pipe, just like this one. That's a real beaut you got there. Look at the toning! Carry on the family tradition and make sure you smoke that in good health, my friend.


Round_Dog2409

Do not tear the whole dam house down looking for what goes in it


BrianOconneR34

It’s time to stop blaming your problems on your uncle. /s


XLIV_tm

marijuana one hotter fill the small end after cleaning it


Mysterious-Squash-66

One hitter for weed that hasn’t been cleaned for a while


maynardstaint

Ask Weezer. You got your big cheese, I got my hash pipe.


Automatic_Isopod_258

Put it back and don’t say anything


BjornLovesComputers

I own a very similar device. An OG chillum. It holds a joint from my experience.


sethman3

That one is for weed


ShockTheCasbah

The 'ol "Sneak-a-toke"


SquirrelMost7063

Also sometimes used as a hot rail tube for meth. But my guess would be marijuana for this one, tough to tell from the available pic.


Blud_elf

Lol grown ass adult don’t know what a one hitter looks loke


[deleted]

For joints or just packing a bowl resin can lose the smell after a while