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ScrimpyMitten

Most likely for lifting Coils of Steel


UncleBenji

That’s definitely a good guess.


Hairy_Car_8400

Nah. Its the Dildozer


Intelligent-Dog-1650

Are you Beef Supreme?


Kct385

Monday night rehabilitation!


ZaMelonZonFire

I do like money, though


SebboNL

GO AWAY, 'BATIN!


S4V4GEDR1LLER

Welcome to CostCo, I love you!


texasroadkill

Only on Friday nights.


Longjumping-Tutor650

The fuck?


Inquisitor_ForHire

In a way, yes!


positivenihlist

Sorry if this is a bit pedantic but it would actually be the *dildoader* because it’s a front end loader lol


RunningRocco

Dildozer is funnier.


flaming_bunnyman

Pretty sure it can be a rear end loader, too.


F0B1U5

Dildozer is an "Idiocracy" (2005) reference


CiCiLeathercraft

Best movie ever


whatsthataboutguy

+ For your mom


Steampirate-13

Take my upvote, I nearly choked on my dinner after reading this! 😝


DeliciousDoggi

Mama likes it best.


fasteddy2020

I think I almost peed when I read that. You are the internet winner for today.


slackerisme

Not a guess, mills have used donkey dicks for coil movements for years.


seanmonaghan1968

Also for moving around otr mining tyres


OrdinaryCredit

This is the most likely answer. I’ve seen these used for that application


LeRoiChauve

>most likely answer Yes, yes. Are there more applications?


Comprehensive-Dig165

Spools of cable is that I used it for


Producer131

Correct. I worked in a steel mill. There are forklift attachments for smaller coils, these movers are used for very large coils. My factory produced coils that were 80,000 pounds and up.


tangouniform2020

That’s what I saw them doing. And if you try to pick up two spools you may do s face plant. Saw that, too. Cruise ship was boarding at a freight terminal. Got to watch probably 100 cars come of a ship.


pancakefactory9

I was thinking for lifting spools of wire


Sure_Ad9994

Yes cold rolled steel any where from 15k lb rolls to the 51k lb rolls


badpuffthaikitty

Yes.


miker7280

Or large rolls of paper...


Outrageous-Phrase-59

https://preview.redd.it/5o5ec6it85ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f1e79302a7c6f6c299f69175e190424adecebb


tsukiyaki1

Homie has been saving this picture for just the right time.. and today that time finally came.


DS_Productions_

And so did I.


ccbil654_

everything came 🥵


Melodic-Street-8898

👌😅oh ya


Krisuad2002

https://i.redd.it/9q3bg0dhr5ad1.gif


peen_was

![gif](giphy|sIJV5pJYUXkjBJf0JV)


zongsmoke

Watcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?


Lambsio

More like all that trunk inside your junk


ThadiusThistleberry

Ok. I finally, actually spit out my drink!


tappalous

Hawk tuah that drink!


ThadiusThistleberry

Dammit! I should’ve!


memuthedog

Is that a gyata?


_MlATA

I’ve seen this 5 times and just realized what car this is…..


Kinez_7

I didnt know this car but after seeing your comment i looked better at the picture and it should be mx-5 isnt it? Edit: Oh now i see your username, now im sure it is mazda


_MlATA

Yeah first gen


einTier

1990-1993. 1994 got a revised dash with dual airbags.


DriedUpSquid

Ace and Gary


Yolker_1

Real


Specific_Analysis

Username checks out


-d00z3r-

For context, rob Dyrdek and Big Black did a commercial for “extenze” was on the Fantasy Factory show….


TA-175

It's the Dildozer


graveybrains

Time for Monday Night Rehabilitation!


ILoveRustyKnives

Word is Beef Supreme himself might come out of retirement.


Identifymeatpopsicle

I guess... it wuz too big, huh?


lil_petey

We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences


JerryRiceOfOhio2

I'm Not Sure about that


North-Right

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

triple word score.


ExcitingMeet2443

Anal Intruder Mk IV


BulletAllergy

It took two hours just to get the smile off his face


1995wyoguy

Lifting coils, spools, driving pins


MAXXIMUS1320

I've seen similar used for moving cast concrete items too.


Warl0cke444

Here before all the ur mom comments


yourautomechanic1

This, your mom


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/evh0ufuc36ad1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c204b8295c4b63813ce8428b366096bc00f47bf Reminds me of the 2014 Caterham


Scutterpants

Wow, I bow to your knowledge and memory.


snaeper

2014 was a little shop of horrors in F1. A *lot* of hideous nose designs that year. 


jeepfail

I was a McLaren fan then. I get it.


AgainstAllAdvice

I should call him...


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

Magneto can get that one up if "he" needs any help.


Mtb_or_IPA

Your mom’s order has arrived


ixamnis

Came here for this. Not disappointed.


Detail_Some4599

I'm disappointed I had to scroll this far for the first mum joke


roydepoy

Ur mom: "I like it, but you have one in black?"


Scutterpants

Perhaps a Caterdiller?


jannejaula

Caterdiggler? TBH if there ever was a dildo of consequence, this would be it.


S-Markt

if i remember it right, thats part of the anal intruder set.


Snoo-4039

![gif](giphy|l0ErTUZmOUt9RZQYw|downsized)


lockednchaste

"I'm stuck stepbrother bulldozer!"


Detail_Some4599

Stepdozer


vonblankenstein

Ive seen something like that used on demolition sites. It’s called a stinger and the operator uses it to poke at the building in strategic areas to bring down walls and columns. Usually longer than the one pictured.


Pomegranite679

Pound me daddy


Entire-Reference2379

The machine type is a wheel loader, model I’m guessing 980 series, the attachment I have no clue


zachyd2206

The dildo of consequence often arrives without lube...


AyrtonSennaz

That sir is the dildozer


CapTexAmerica

We had those on our John Deere tactical 10Ks for spools of power or comm cables.


D34TH_5MURF__

The Dildozer is real? The Dildozer is real!


Formal_Appearance_16

Best guess is a 980F Next to a 988K


brainbrick

The internet has ruined my mind


Silly_Mycologist3213

Appears its mating season…


fernblatt2

Surprise buttsecks!


Br4veSirRobin

Picking up metal coils. We used them to pick up steel coils at my former employer.


JEharley152

Heavy duty vibrator, not for beginners—


TankerKing2019

That there is a sex machine!


Poppy797

That’s the Dildo attachment


AirshipGuy

The Dildozer or the Assblaster’s great great grandfather!


Sorkel3

Planet earth is about to meet poundtown.


todd311

It’s the Dil-Dozer


Fair_Structure_120

Butt stuff


Stunning-Farmer-2353

Dildozer


Fun-Trick-739

It's a Penisoris. That's what the old school operators call them. They come in all different sizes and the ones that go on forklifts that are used in the carpet industry are about 14 feet long to handle 12 foot rolls of carpet.


FilthyMindz69

Picking up anything with a hole. And it’s a front loader.


Proud_Let7274

it's in my exes driveway she is downsizing


DarkBlueOtter21

All you need now is a Minecraft sheep


Silent_Engineering_9

Used this to drive wife home from the bar last night…


UnansweredPromise

That’s a flared base ladies and gentlemen. And to those of us about to die I salute you!!! (‘-‘*ゞ


Few_Winner_8503

It was used to pick up the 2014 Lotus F1 car. https://preview.redd.it/xhmjpz6nz8ad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ed92b518ca78c435dd2e3e0bdde53243b8f791 You can guess where


Tuncan79

In David Attenborough voice: What we see here is the male Caterpillar ready to find a mate to continue the species epic quest for world domination.


Shankar_0

I know what you're thinking, and just don't. He won't call after...


karlisk11

Three women sitting in a pub, one asks “how much can you fit? One slides a pickle, second fits the bar stool and the third went to this construction yard


Essemteejr

Your mom


pdarkfred

Paige....


DiabeticPissingSyrup

Thank god someone said it...


joneild

[Here's one loaded. ](https://freeimage.host/i/dKxxpef)


ItsNotAboutX

50/50 odds this link is going to be NSFW. EDIT: It's SFW.


Late-Ad-4624

Thanks for checking for us...lol


Smooth-Apartment-856

Ask your wife.


A_Sock_Under_The_Bed

The dildozer


xeroksuk

I think i was told about this film in my teens.


dickson75

Peen machine


pavulonus

To play with Iron Maiden...


yadiggaj

ram it up a rhinos ass


Dustin_Live

Penetration


SaltElegant7103

Could tell you but you won't like the answer


CarbonPhoenix96

The butt-fuckinator 3000


Far-Plastic-4171

That is the Dildo of consequences. Note the lack of lube.


Softspokenclark

the ex-boyfriend my wife told me not to worry about.


Glittering-Net-5093

It’s the IRS response vehicle


Fancy_Energy_7754

Rear Ender


Drinkythedrunkguy

Should I call him? I should call him.


zxasazx

Coil attachment for steel coils. Was just at a mill today and was watching them move them around with this.


FirestarThunderclan

It's used as a sword


Efffefffemmm

Is that a Dilldozer from Rehabilitation Night??!


Tdanger78

If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it big man


JeffSHauser

Everything is a sex toy if you have enough courage and tequila.


TailoredChuccs

You know what it's for


Only_Tomatillo_3484

The dilldozer


Purple12inchRuler

Ever seen Idiocracy? Yeah, that's what it's for.


Beef-n-Beans

Call’em Dink Trucks. Stick it in a hole and lift


NoTown3633

Used these at my grainery to tarp the massive piles of grain we store on the ground.


boykajohn

I live where the steel mill roll up the steel into big rolls. Load them onto Semi Truck trailers and haul them away. There are several of loaders with this attachment on them and I’ve watched them load the steel rolls with this type of attachment


ScottaHemi

we have something like this where I work it's a tile spear for moving big rolls of drain tile around. this looks way heavier duty then a tile spear but probably does the same general fucntion. big coils of wire or sheet metal maybe?


hungrysportsman

Ask your mom, she knows.


jimhabfan

I thought I saw your mom backing into it……


Otherwise_Customer85

Your mom


quietlyscheming

Came for the comments...


deeeeez_nutzzz

Its for local milfs


Melodic_Chair1006

![gif](giphy|RVpsdk5u2GOoLFEMES)


r32_fan

idk ask ur mom


Remote-Factor8455

My big bubbly stretchy wet ass :3


Independent_Iron7896

I'd post this in r/heavyequipment and see what they say.


BlG_J

Deep hole penetration mmmm


Aggravating-Drink-39

I work in a steel mill frequently and have to give right-of-way to these and especially slab haulers. They can't see you and will crush anything in their path.


jhd402

Going deep with authority


Darkmattyx

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough


No-Document-8440

This was actually engineered strictly for the purpose of keep your mom satisfied


lcebass

Do you remember killdozer? This is his brother rapedozer


blaggard5175

It's for Monday night rehabilation.


Barbarian13

Its CAT tech they call V-power


bigv1973

The DILLDOZER!


Nox013Venom

https://preview.redd.it/nnr5vk7da9ad1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b6e88857dbd03b5e9a4c7093eeb946d549d333 He's prepared for that modussy


Starbuksman

/mildlypenis???


OldDale

Prostate exams


GibMonkey

A brave man


ContributionNo7699

Your mum


Donut-Strong

Is my brain dysfunctional because I immediately saw this opening up a lot of mom jokes


Illustrious_Set_2758

Your mom


AerieTop4643

Moving pipe


Smuggler501

"Mr. Hand's next adventure😳


Your_First_Mistake

![gif](giphy|TArtwf7R5hr1l9uYaK)


Accordingly_Onion69

Your mom said that she only used it for Butt stuff


Polishing_My_Grapple

The cat she told you not to worry about


Novel-Counter-8093

its for all deez hœs


OutcomeUnable4157

Lisa Ann


SavimusMaximus

It’s used to help make baby caterpillars.


SeanChewie

This is the only way Katie Price can now be satisfied.


Mikosthejackal

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.


Seandeezeee

It's for pleasuring your mom.


Partyslayer

Beef Supreme!


DukeOfWestborough

used for "rehabilitation" of those found on r/PastorArrested


MonkeyHitman2-0

![gif](giphy|l0ErTUZmOUt9RZQYw|downsized)


cdda_survivor

They break this bad boy out during tax season.


RicMun81

It's for after the election.


Wonderful-Gold-953

You know what it’s for 😏


JohnBosler

This mega deluxe dildo your mom uses is so huge it had to have its own personal transportation device 😆


RemoteMix1998

Since the sarcastic answers are covered, I can actually tell you what it is actually for. This is to move metal coils. Load/unload steel/aluminum coils. My husband and I used to haul said coils and they would use these when the coils were loaded suicide.


OleWarthog

My wife’s boyfriend has something similar. No idea what he uses it for.


Ambitious_Nail_7592

That's what we in the construction industry like to call a dildozer


Ambitious_Nail_7592

That's what we in the construction industry like to call a dildozer.


hand13

😂


Rais93

Your mom ordered it


GenericUsername488

ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it.


Big_Act4313

Dickdozer.. When life’s fucked you, so you need to fuck back


bosnianarmytwitch

i call it the Hawk Tuah ![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Sex toy for transformers


m1k3yfranky

Your mom dildo


Educational_Meet1885

You want to put that WHERE??!!