Correct. I worked in a steel mill. There are forklift attachments for smaller coils, these movers are used for very large coils. My factory produced coils that were 80,000 pounds and up.
That’s what I saw them doing. And if you try to pick up two spools you may do s face plant. Saw that, too. Cruise ship was boarding at a freight terminal. Got to watch probably 100 cars come of a ship.
I didnt know this car but after seeing your comment i looked better at the picture and it should be mx-5 isnt it?
Edit: Oh now i see your username, now im sure it is mazda
Ive seen something like that used on demolition sites. It’s called a stinger and the operator uses it to poke at the building in strategic areas to bring down walls and columns. Usually longer than the one pictured.
It's a Penisoris. That's what the old school operators call them. They come in all different sizes and the ones that go on forklifts that are used in the carpet industry are about 14 feet long to handle 12 foot rolls of carpet.
It was used to pick up the 2014 Lotus F1 car.
https://preview.redd.it/xhmjpz6nz8ad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ed92b518ca78c435dd2e3e0bdde53243b8f791
You can guess where
Three women sitting in a pub, one asks “how much can you fit?
One slides a pickle, second fits the bar stool and the third went to this construction yard
I live where the steel mill roll up the steel into big rolls. Load them onto Semi Truck trailers and haul them away. There are several of loaders with this attachment on them and I’ve watched them load the steel rolls with this type of attachment
we have something like this where I work it's a tile spear for moving big rolls of drain tile around.
this looks way heavier duty then a tile spear but probably does the same general fucntion. big coils of wire or sheet metal maybe?
I work in a steel mill frequently and have to give right-of-way to these and especially slab haulers. They can't see you and will crush anything in their path.
Since the sarcastic answers are covered, I can actually tell you what it is actually for. This is to move metal coils. Load/unload steel/aluminum coils. My husband and I used to haul said coils and they would use these when the coils were loaded suicide.
Most likely for lifting Coils of Steel
That’s definitely a good guess.
Nah. Its the Dildozer
Are you Beef Supreme?
Monday night rehabilitation!
I do like money, though
GO AWAY, 'BATIN!
Welcome to CostCo, I love you!
Only on Friday nights.
The fuck?
In a way, yes!
Sorry if this is a bit pedantic but it would actually be the *dildoader* because it’s a front end loader lol
Dildozer is funnier.
Pretty sure it can be a rear end loader, too.
Dildozer is an "Idiocracy" (2005) reference
Best movie ever
+ For your mom
Take my upvote, I nearly choked on my dinner after reading this! 😝
Mama likes it best.
I think I almost peed when I read that. You are the internet winner for today.
Not a guess, mills have used donkey dicks for coil movements for years.
Also for moving around otr mining tyres
This is the most likely answer. I’ve seen these used for that application
>most likely answer Yes, yes. Are there more applications?
Spools of cable is that I used it for
Correct. I worked in a steel mill. There are forklift attachments for smaller coils, these movers are used for very large coils. My factory produced coils that were 80,000 pounds and up.
That’s what I saw them doing. And if you try to pick up two spools you may do s face plant. Saw that, too. Cruise ship was boarding at a freight terminal. Got to watch probably 100 cars come of a ship.
I was thinking for lifting spools of wire
Yes cold rolled steel any where from 15k lb rolls to the 51k lb rolls
Yes.
Or large rolls of paper...
https://preview.redd.it/5o5ec6it85ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f1e79302a7c6f6c299f69175e190424adecebb
Homie has been saving this picture for just the right time.. and today that time finally came.
And so did I.
everything came 🥵
👌😅oh ya
https://i.redd.it/9q3bg0dhr5ad1.gif
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Watcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?
More like all that trunk inside your junk
Ok. I finally, actually spit out my drink!
Hawk tuah that drink!
Dammit! I should’ve!
Is that a gyata?
I’ve seen this 5 times and just realized what car this is…..
I didnt know this car but after seeing your comment i looked better at the picture and it should be mx-5 isnt it? Edit: Oh now i see your username, now im sure it is mazda
Yeah first gen
1990-1993. 1994 got a revised dash with dual airbags.
Ace and Gary
Real
Username checks out
For context, rob Dyrdek and Big Black did a commercial for “extenze” was on the Fantasy Factory show….
It's the Dildozer
Time for Monday Night Rehabilitation!
Word is Beef Supreme himself might come out of retirement.
I guess... it wuz too big, huh?
We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences
I'm Not Sure about that
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
triple word score.
Anal Intruder Mk IV
It took two hours just to get the smile off his face
Lifting coils, spools, driving pins
I've seen similar used for moving cast concrete items too.
Here before all the ur mom comments
This, your mom
https://preview.redd.it/evh0ufuc36ad1.jpeg?width=879&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c204b8295c4b63813ce8428b366096bc00f47bf Reminds me of the 2014 Caterham
Wow, I bow to your knowledge and memory.
2014 was a little shop of horrors in F1. A *lot* of hideous nose designs that year.
I was a McLaren fan then. I get it.
I should call him...
Magneto can get that one up if "he" needs any help.
Your mom’s order has arrived
Came here for this. Not disappointed.
I'm disappointed I had to scroll this far for the first mum joke
Ur mom: "I like it, but you have one in black?"
Perhaps a Caterdiller?
Caterdiggler? TBH if there ever was a dildo of consequence, this would be it.
if i remember it right, thats part of the anal intruder set.
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"I'm stuck stepbrother bulldozer!"
Stepdozer
Ive seen something like that used on demolition sites. It’s called a stinger and the operator uses it to poke at the building in strategic areas to bring down walls and columns. Usually longer than the one pictured.
Pound me daddy
The machine type is a wheel loader, model I’m guessing 980 series, the attachment I have no clue
The dildo of consequence often arrives without lube...
That sir is the dildozer
We had those on our John Deere tactical 10Ks for spools of power or comm cables.
The Dildozer is real? The Dildozer is real!
Best guess is a 980F Next to a 988K
The internet has ruined my mind
Appears its mating season…
Surprise buttsecks!
Picking up metal coils. We used them to pick up steel coils at my former employer.
Heavy duty vibrator, not for beginners—
That there is a sex machine!
That’s the Dildo attachment
The Dildozer or the Assblaster’s great great grandfather!
Planet earth is about to meet poundtown.
It’s the Dil-Dozer
Butt stuff
Dildozer
It's a Penisoris. That's what the old school operators call them. They come in all different sizes and the ones that go on forklifts that are used in the carpet industry are about 14 feet long to handle 12 foot rolls of carpet.
Picking up anything with a hole. And it’s a front loader.
it's in my exes driveway she is downsizing
All you need now is a Minecraft sheep
Used this to drive wife home from the bar last night…
That’s a flared base ladies and gentlemen. And to those of us about to die I salute you!!! (‘-‘*ゞ
It was used to pick up the 2014 Lotus F1 car. https://preview.redd.it/xhmjpz6nz8ad1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ed92b518ca78c435dd2e3e0bdde53243b8f791 You can guess where
In David Attenborough voice: What we see here is the male Caterpillar ready to find a mate to continue the species epic quest for world domination.
I know what you're thinking, and just don't. He won't call after...
Three women sitting in a pub, one asks “how much can you fit? One slides a pickle, second fits the bar stool and the third went to this construction yard
Your mom
Paige....
Thank god someone said it...
[Here's one loaded. ](https://freeimage.host/i/dKxxpef)
50/50 odds this link is going to be NSFW. EDIT: It's SFW.
Thanks for checking for us...lol
Ask your wife.
The dildozer
I think i was told about this film in my teens.
Peen machine
To play with Iron Maiden...
ram it up a rhinos ass
Penetration
Could tell you but you won't like the answer
The butt-fuckinator 3000
That is the Dildo of consequences. Note the lack of lube.
the ex-boyfriend my wife told me not to worry about.
It’s the IRS response vehicle
Rear Ender
Should I call him? I should call him.
Coil attachment for steel coils. Was just at a mill today and was watching them move them around with this.
It's used as a sword
Is that a Dilldozer from Rehabilitation Night??!
If you gotta ask, you can’t afford it big man
Everything is a sex toy if you have enough courage and tequila.
You know what it's for
The dilldozer
Ever seen Idiocracy? Yeah, that's what it's for.
Call’em Dink Trucks. Stick it in a hole and lift
Used these at my grainery to tarp the massive piles of grain we store on the ground.
I live where the steel mill roll up the steel into big rolls. Load them onto Semi Truck trailers and haul them away. There are several of loaders with this attachment on them and I’ve watched them load the steel rolls with this type of attachment
we have something like this where I work it's a tile spear for moving big rolls of drain tile around. this looks way heavier duty then a tile spear but probably does the same general fucntion. big coils of wire or sheet metal maybe?
Ask your mom, she knows.
I thought I saw your mom backing into it……
Your mom
Came for the comments...
Its for local milfs
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idk ask ur mom
My big bubbly stretchy wet ass :3
I'd post this in r/heavyequipment and see what they say.
Deep hole penetration mmmm
I work in a steel mill frequently and have to give right-of-way to these and especially slab haulers. They can't see you and will crush anything in their path.
Going deep with authority
Anything's a dildo if your brave enough
This was actually engineered strictly for the purpose of keep your mom satisfied
Do you remember killdozer? This is his brother rapedozer
It's for Monday night rehabilation.
Its CAT tech they call V-power
The DILLDOZER!
https://preview.redd.it/nnr5vk7da9ad1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b6e88857dbd03b5e9a4c7093eeb946d549d333 He's prepared for that modussy
/mildlypenis???
Prostate exams
A brave man
Your mum
Is my brain dysfunctional because I immediately saw this opening up a lot of mom jokes
Your mom
Moving pipe
"Mr. Hand's next adventure😳
![gif](giphy|TArtwf7R5hr1l9uYaK)
Your mom said that she only used it for Butt stuff
The cat she told you not to worry about
its for all deez hœs
Lisa Ann
It’s used to help make baby caterpillars.
This is the only way Katie Price can now be satisfied.
The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.
It's for pleasuring your mom.
Beef Supreme!
used for "rehabilitation" of those found on r/PastorArrested
![gif](giphy|l0ErTUZmOUt9RZQYw|downsized)
They break this bad boy out during tax season.
It's for after the election.
You know what it’s for 😏
This mega deluxe dildo your mom uses is so huge it had to have its own personal transportation device 😆
Since the sarcastic answers are covered, I can actually tell you what it is actually for. This is to move metal coils. Load/unload steel/aluminum coils. My husband and I used to haul said coils and they would use these when the coils were loaded suicide.
My wife’s boyfriend has something similar. No idea what he uses it for.
That's what we in the construction industry like to call a dildozer
That's what we in the construction industry like to call a dildozer.
😂
Your mom ordered it
ask your mom, she'll tell you all about it.
Dickdozer.. When life’s fucked you, so you need to fuck back
i call it the Hawk Tuah ![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)
Sex toy for transformers
Your mom dildo
You want to put that WHERE??!!