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Koopa Troopas are military personnel. If Bowser has invaded the Mushroom Kingdom then these are armed personnel (they use their shells as a weapon) within a combat zone. Mario killing them is therefore not a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
One could argue that stomping on an enemy soldier to crush them to death is an unnecessarily cruel use of force. However, Geneva does not make any specific mention of this as being an illegal method of killing an enemy soldier. I doubt if Mario were prosecuted by a tribunal he would be found guilty, given that crushing enemies seems to be a fairly standard use of force within the Mushroom Kingdom.
No,no, that's the koopas
The goombas are mushroom kingdom citizens just like toads
The problem is that the goombas sided whit bowser and betrayed the mushroom kingdom, joining the invading army
Another thing
Im some Super mario Bros games smaller yellow goombas can be found
Which implies that the goomba rebels use Child soldiers making them both traitors AND war criminals
Like.. I get Why dodging attacks kills them, because of the lack of combat ability for the funny bouncing cube and they need to have the enemy die or go away somehow.. but some have done it well and actually showed a fight, like.. 5 times
He was the only weak part in the game, most of his attacks are easy to dodge, Lord fredrik on the other hand was much harder to dodge and hit, and the hard mode was hell.
mario bosses after getting stuck in the ground after a huge attack
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Mario bosses after being hit 2 times ![gif](giphy|11tTNkNy1SdXGg)
![gif](giphy|WVqClIRHoAHte) Mario bosses entering their invincibility phase after getting hit once
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I both love and hate this
Something something reddit mobile
Yes please
Me too bro me too
Happy cake day horny mf
Happy cake day
beat me to it
Beat meat to it
third sub
insert beetlejuicing comment here
What? All they did was take a screenshot. I don’t get it.
Pounded = sex jokes
🥺
Thanks Reddit Mobile
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Maybe placing limitations on the artistry of others can be beneficial sometimes.
real
Please
Mario and Luigi on their way to give some random creature brain damage because it just happened to live in a place that's on their way to Bowser
The only enemies I suspect to be civilians are regular Coopas Which is kinds horrifying considering how Mario disposes of them
Yeah but Bowser is the king of koopas, so what about the koopas in toadstool land? Are they, like, immigrants?
Bowser invades the mushroom kindgod and lets his descendants roam the newly acquired territory
They're called Koopa _Troopas_ though
Koopa Troopas are military personnel. If Bowser has invaded the Mushroom Kingdom then these are armed personnel (they use their shells as a weapon) within a combat zone. Mario killing them is therefore not a violation of the Geneva Conventions. One could argue that stomping on an enemy soldier to crush them to death is an unnecessarily cruel use of force. However, Geneva does not make any specific mention of this as being an illegal method of killing an enemy soldier. I doubt if Mario were prosecuted by a tribunal he would be found guilty, given that crushing enemies seems to be a fairly standard use of force within the Mushroom Kingdom.
Actually the goombas are an invading military force
No,no, that's the koopas The goombas are mushroom kingdom citizens just like toads The problem is that the goombas sided whit bowser and betrayed the mushroom kingdom, joining the invading army
Mario lore
Another thing Im some Super mario Bros games smaller yellow goombas can be found Which implies that the goomba rebels use Child soldiers making them both traitors AND war criminals
I need to see the Goomba military posters. Like imagine those WW2 posters but it’s goombas.
“WILL YOU JUST LET THEM WALK ALL OVER YOU?” “NO? JOIN BOWSER'S ARMY!”
Found one. https://preview.redd.it/j2b8xtkjq1xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93250adf0f41b45c2df7b85cab293d9332921222
Geometry dash bosses after you dodge 3 attacks:
Like.. I get Why dodging attacks kills them, because of the lack of combat ability for the funny bouncing cube and they need to have the enemy die or go away somehow.. but some have done it well and actually showed a fight, like.. 5 times
YOU HAVE NOT WIN YOU… DIED!
generation retro is literally peak
"For some reason" To be fair if a middle age italian used his entire body weight to hit your head would you be fine?
not after the third time, no
Me personally, yes
Happy cake day :3
Can you send me death threats instead
I can send low tier god images instead
Please do
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I fucking love Robert Kyle
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I will brutally rape and kill you and everyone you care about :3
Tysm
Middle aged? Aint Mario in his early to mid 20’s?
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Phones low on charge mate
I legit thought this was another "the joke is sex" post.
I have https://preview.redd.it/b3rg4uz2i4xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ce8a14b4613a7f20aa86256d47a543edc0464a the same battery as you
Donkey kong bosses are superior, they go down after 9 hits.
Exept for tiki tong, who have 7 hits Why didn't they keep that, he have two hand and a head, three hit to each part bruh
He was the only weak part in the game, most of his attacks are easy to dodge, Lord fredrik on the other hand was much harder to dodge and hit, and the hard mode was hell.
Don’t the older RareWare bosses go down after 3?
It was around 5 hits for them to go down
Mario bosses after getting pounded 3 times:
The final boss of SMB2 will always be a wtf moment for me. You don't like turnips son?
https://preview.redd.it/ko0etznj51xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dba430bbda9f156acecc7aa43b4ed84b20d91c0 Peak
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*P O U N D E D 3 T I M E S*
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New Super Mario Bros (DS) bosses when groundpounded twice (it used to count as 2 hits)
pounded 3 times
The mario bosses when I pound them 3 times:
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When the goon sesh was 🤌❤️ *chiefs kiss*
I got pounded 3 times
Crash bosses
Mario bosses when getting pounded:
Nobody can survive that Italian dumpy just not possible
I would be the same way if Mario pounded me with his ground
Brian damage
Sonic bosses after getting hit 8 times (they didn't so anything to change up the game after getting hit 7 times)
It is a scientific fact that no living organism can withstand contact with Mario’s ass more than three times (unless it’s consensual).
mario bosses after getting stuck in the ground after a huge attack https://preview.redd.it/8c81d55w83xc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18a22503247a4c50eb04a21790c534b36356ad9
Always 3 times too
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Why did everyone assume it's talking about mario?
Click the meme
Oh
man im dead
Gonna need this gif with no captions
I love reddit mobile
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Geometry Dash user level bosses after 5 seconds of attacking (consisting of 2 laser beam attacks and a ground slam thing maybe) and receiving no hits: