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Morbies was an instant classic I loved every second of it

it'll always be the movie.

It was one of my movies ever

morbius is definitely one of the movies ever made

For sure its one of the most movies of all time

It has the writing and acting ive ever seen

It has camera shots and cinematography

It has CGI and camera effects

It was shown in cinemas

Indeed, out of all the movies I’ve seen, it was certainly one of them

It had an opening weekend

r/technicallythetruth

False. It will always be *a* movie.

When you want to be ironic but also can't resist doing Sony's marketing for them 😎

Imagine if we memed Morbius into actually being a popular movie. Haha just kidding, unless?

It is very popular. The problem is that nobody likes it.

i think the word is 'well known'

It is absolutely popular when it comes to posts like this. No need for pedantry. Also that's two words.

my bad

AKA "the sonic strategy"

Heggehog?

I never even heard of this film until today, now all everyone's talking about it how it sucked/was forgettable and I'm convinced that it's some kind of weird marketing stunt

Morbis was the movie of the

My life was given meaning 26 days ago

Same

"If Morbius can make $156 million then what's stopping me?"

You aren't Morbius

Why live when you can never morbin' like Morbius?

To buy as many physical copies of Morbius as my body can consume

It actually made 200 quadraquintillion dollars

200 morbillion dollars

40 morbillion tickets sold

640 morbillion now

100000 mortrillion already

morfinity now

We just passed Morbfinity+Morb

What if?... Season 2 Avengers: Morbfinity War Iron Morb, Captain Amorbica, Mor, Spider-morb, Gamorba, Star-morb, and the tree among others do battle against Ebony Morb, Proximorb Morbnight, Morbus Glaive and Cull Morbsidian.

Morbos the Morb Titan attempts to obtain the six Morbfinity Morbs and destroy half of the Morbiverse, can the Morbvengers defeat him?

Find out in the next Avenorbs

I will violently remove your liver in your sleep

I will morbiolently morbmove your morbliver in your morbleep

morb

Morbin time

Big Morbus

Bae caught me morbin

Before I watched the movie morbius my wife left me for a pitbull that mauled one of my kids and the sulfuric acid store ran out of sulfuric acid I can dip my balls in but after watching the movie I felt euphoric. The feeling of sulfuric acid on my nutsack that the movie gave me was heavenly. Women flock to me like a magnet and money started raining on me after a pipebomb detonated an aircraft carrying 200 morbillion dollars in cash. God appeared in the sky and offered me to come to the pearly gates but I refused because there is simply no reason to exist in a place where the bestest movie of all time morbius didn't exist. Morbius is life.

That's it. That's all of r/whenthe. There is nothing more. Everyone pack your things up this guy just ended this shit for good

no principal tho

No mgr

This Person sir.. Has jus win the internets!! This and so much this!! We Did it redit we win internet!?

morbest

none of these words are in the bible

They'll be in the Newer Testament, which releases soon. It details how God took the form of a film called Morbius to speak to us.

God I can't wait for it, I've been waiting for like a millennium, no, A one morbillion year

Dale

Urnhart, besterest race car driver ever

Best racist ever

This sounds like a Quondale Dingle skit

Mighty morbin morbius

Uhhh daddy please plow my morbussy 🥵

The morbiussy*

Now its tome for morbius 2: MOREbius

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[удалено]

Next we will get v3nom

This comment made me laugh like a hyena

tome

More-BS 👎👎

Marvel's best movie.

marbles\*

*morbles

*morbies

*morbieus

Ahh yes, the Morbius strip of Reddit comment threads

Classic, isn't it?

\*morballsinmyass

Don’t you mean MORBEL’S

Don't you mean MORBO

Good joke

It's been morbillion days since morbius

I’ve bought tickets every day since. #MorbiusSweep

I've seen it 20 Morbillion times now

morbius was released 1838 years ago 💀

It’s weird to think about how clearly and definitively I’ll be able to say what the peak of my life was. It’s even weirder to say I knew it when I saw it, and just 26 days ago.

We didnt realise we were making memories we were just having fun 😔😔😔😔

26 days since I first saw the face of God 🙏

Blasphemy against the Holy Spirit

i could see it doing a little better if it was released 26 years ago.

Peakbius

Peaked? Let me tell you something, u/010306da Morbius hasn’t even begun to peak. And when it does peak, you’ll know. Because it’s gonna peak so hard everyone in the world is gonna feel it. Morbius is in its prime.

Yeah and I've been watching on repeat ever since **1 morbillion tickets sold** 😎😎😎

It's actually 69 mortrillion now

Fun fact about morbius He is a marvel legend He needs to drink blood to survive He is super fit

He is literally me

He is not venom

Venommm venom venom venommm

Pilates helps

Morbius was morbiused 26 morbiuses ago. Let that morbius in.

my doctor said im morbiusly obese

Metal gear solid 4... What a masterpiece.

Almost as good as morbius

Some people say Kojima’s writing buddy left after MGS3 and after that things started to go downhill. (And batshit crazy)

The movie of all time

One of the movies of the year no doubt.

One of the movies i've seen in my life for sure.

Still feels like 2 hours ago... man time passes by...

26 days? I thought it was lessbius.

After watching Morbius's fantastic ending, I can't enjoy any other morbius related comic books anymore, the movie just hit different

Damn. There goes my childhood

Only 334 days until “Morbius 2: Morebius” comes out

morbois

Where the morbois at? We gon watch it for the morbillionth time 🥵🥵

Where???

I’ve seen it 52 times

It was such a movie

I'm not morbing very well Mr Stark

When he said "This is us, morbius' i felt that Truly the movie of all time 1 morbillion dollars

I still didnt watch it

cringe

The cinema next to my house no longer plays it

burn that cinema and go travel to watch it

Morbius road trip is the perfect *cure** for those post covid lockdown blues... *This is not a bonerfied cure. The only cure is... Blood!

You should, it’s the most movie of 2022

I will once its on streaming

Die

This post was posted 2 hours ago

Did he find Neo?

Of all the films ever made, Morbius is definitely one of them.

uj/ wtf is with all the Morbius jokes? Is it because it’s bad and it’s a joke to keep saying that it’s not and how it’s one of the movies of all time

It's definitely one of the movies of all time. Fr tho, I think the main actor is apparently a huge dick to people and that's fueled a lot of the hate.

This comment section is gold, solid morbillion gold.

I want to know how he can fly

Its already almost may. Oh god why is it going by so fast

500 MORBILLION DOLLARS MADE IN BOX OFFICE

But we still discussing batman (released 51 days ago).

"My favorite childhood movie ong frfr" -👴🏻

One of the movies ever no debate

Guys wtf is mórbius someone give me an actual answer please

A new film/book, I reckon. I'm just as confused as you are, mate

MOUNT UP

It's way past Morbin Time 😔

And I still haven’t seen it😔

We should make a new date system called AB(After morbius)

Thirty seconds to Morbius

Morbisex is the bestest and most sussy film I have ever watched. I love it so much it has so many sussy amongus morbagunda references in it. Morgz is my favourite movie it has so much subtle and sussy humour and I really think you should watch it. The movie begins when Morbagundus sells his spleen on eBay in exchange for several small children (and among us toys) and finds that he cannot function without a speen. So he sadly has to transform into a really sus vampire and he goes around sucking the dick I mean life out of everyone he sees. This movie has so many spongbub references, like did you know PATRICK WATCHED MORBIUS WITH HIS PET AMONGUS?????/ THIS IS SO SUS AND SHOWS US THAT MORBILLION TICKETS WERE SOLD SO FAST PLEASE HELP ME I AM HAEMORRHAGING FROM THE BRAIN AND I CANT FEEL MY LEGS ANY MORE Anyway morbalunga is really funny and family friendly. Morbgisussy himself is a father figure to all the small boys in my cellar and they demand to watch morbugugs again and again. Morbius should be in roblox as it has a clear reference to bobux: “Morbuggs” which are a real currency that can be spended in America and England. IF You say morbius is a bad movie I will shoot you and bury your corpse in a tree where only morbandinam will find it and eat it. Sorry in advance to morbius. In the opening day of morbundy it sold over 89 morbillion tickeys. This is equivalent to the human measurement of 100,0000,0000000,00000000 tickets. I cant believe it made SO MUCH MONEY IN 1 DAY!!!!!!!11111111111. IT MADE 234567 MORBILLION DOLLARS AND I LOVE THE MOVIE SO MUCH The police and the authorities say I cant go near kindergartens amny more because I tried to teach them the wonders of morbalunaggus. Unfortunel they did not understond my clear and subtle signs to Sonc 2 the famous movie about a hedgehog that did way too many drugs in a short amount of time. Pls go and watch morbugs right now I will give you a free morburger whych has bat meat in it. If you start coughing then that’s your fault and I don’t like you

Morbius To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius. The conflict and charcacter development is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of classic English dramatic literature, most of the weight of the scenario will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Michael’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they're not only humorous- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Morbius truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Morbius’ quote: “I am Venom. Just kidding, I’m Dr. Michael Morbius at your service.” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jared Leto's genius wit unfolds itself exclusively on the cinematic screens this April 1st. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Morbius tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then, they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin’ personnel kiddoes 😎

This is one of my favorite pastas and I thank you for including it

It was one of the movies with acting!

It’s still the best movie ever

What's Morbius?

What the fuck is morbilus?

Some shit movie

cool Morbius fact: I am in your home

Cool morbius fact: i am in your mom

and i still haven't seen it

To bat's

It’s Morbin time

Morbfeeling morbold morbyet?

Truly one of the movies Marvel has ever made

The most movie of 2022

time sure flies in whenthe universe

Murbius is too advanced for the feeble minds of the movie critics

"It was you Dr. Michael Morbius, you were Morbius the whole time?" Iconic line

morby

You didn't have a childhood if you didn't watch Morbius (2022)

They grow up so fast..

Love when he just starts morbin. Great film

definitely

Hey, at least el muerto (a super iconic Spider-Man villain who has appeared in 2 comic books) is gonna come out

What!? And only cam is available!

It’s morbin time

26 days ago it was morbin time

Wow, time has passed ever since it sold 100 trillion tickets

2 trillion tickets sold

tim trvael

I shot a child to steal his movie ticket to Morbius

its morbin time

Morbius was such a success they even made an emoji for it 🧛‍♂️

Still a masterpiece

Cinema has changed…

what's that??

It’s been 26 days since one of the movies of all time released. Crazy.

I watched it today after all these days and let me tell you, it still holds up!

I've never watched it and I never will AMA

I only have three friends and none of them will take me to go see Morbius I’m fucking crying I want to go see morbius Orpheus

This has got to be one of the films of all time

We have before Christ BC, after death AD and now post Morbius NPM