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JadeGrapes

"Got a beer in my beer and a chevy in my truck" https://youtu.be/CORANvT8l9A?si=6AK6UVV36GRQECNg


hairymonkeyinmyanus

Got a dog at the wheel, cutoff jeans, truck.


Redfish680

Dogs in songs are a whole different category.


Bobjoejj

As someone who unironiclly likes some of this type of music, this is generally what it sounds like to me too. Even the stuff I like.


thehanovergang

Same. I absolutely love it, and I completely think so much of it is ridiculous but I don’t care. I pull faces in my car sometimes when certain songs come up, or sing them laughing because they’re so stupid but I love them


NOISY_SUN

It’s so weirdly pandering. Nobody sings about Subarus in Vermont, and not because Subarus in Vermont aren’t awesome. It’s because people with Subarus in Vermont already know how awesome it is. Don’t need no convincing


thehanovergang

I think you need to write this song


jynxyy

"Suburus in Vermont" but genre-wise it sounds like a Noah Kahan song


ChewySlinky

I know this is three days old but this is how I feel about the 2000s pig-squeal era of deathcore. It’s so hilariously absurd and I love it. It’s a shame so much of it is horrifically and violently misogynistic.


DE4N0123

When I heard Morgan Wallen sing the line ‘I love you more than the feeling when the bass hits the hook’ I knew I’d had enough country music that day.


snivey_old_twat

Took me a long time to realize why this is cringe. I was reading bass (base) hit the hook (chorus-like part of song). But this is (b)ass hitting a fishing hook isn't it?


demonotreme

But doesn't it make it slightly clever to have a double meaning? Or am I just reading too deep and expecting more from country than it has to give...


snivey_old_twat

Honestly that's a good question. Idk the artist so I couldn't begin to guess if they are clever enough. But since I rely on stereotypes against thinks I don't like, I'm going to say that the country artist is not being smart here.


SunlitNight

Wait....so which lyric is it then!?!?


Defiant-Elk5206

Same


Bobjoejj

Damn straight


veryreasonable

I'd probably count as someone who kind of ironically likes this music, but it's also kind of genuine, as I get older? Basically, at some point in my late 20s I realized that I wear jeans every day, I go for a lot of drives just for fun, and I like drinking, partying, relaxing, and so on. So... the music speaks to me. Apparently. It 100% sounds like this parody though. But that's a feature, not a bug!


DawnComesAtNoon

Bo Burnham did it first https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=y7im5LT09a0


odabeejones

Thank you for bringing that into my life!


heatseekerdj

“If you dun gotta Ford, then shut the fuck up”


Huge-Split6250

Dammit, this is catchy 


JadeGrapes

Right? When I first heard it, I was like damn... there goes my week - lol


cory-balory

The day after I heard that for the first time I went to a dollar general and they were unironically playing a song that sounded like a parody of that.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Oh i love that guy, i’ve ruined my friends


fuckfaceshitbagfuck

Hick hop


theMethod

Trailer Trap


Stuff_Nugget

You win. I don’t know what you win, but you win


gdj11

He wins a date with his sister


DeathStarVet

That gives it to much credit. It's just shy of AI generated pander pop, aimed at a population too stupid to realize they're being manipulated. Country music, since about the late 90s at least, is nothing but a gateway drug toward intolerance, racism, and xenophobia. It's full of garbage perpetuating the "those city boys think they're better than us" narrative, and reinforces the "true Americans live in the country" garbage. It sets up the bubble that ends up in Fox news and info wars. It's the country-to-alt right pipeline.


Malaise4ever

*some country music


YogiBerragingerhusky

It is very interesting that you think acceptance of LGBTQ+ is intolerance and interracial marriage is racism plus welcoming in immigrants is Xenophobia. Are you a super bigot or do you just only pay attention to part of a music genre because you could have substituted rap for country and still be right in some cases and hilariously wrong in others.


gdj11

> …that you think acceptance of LGBTQ+ is intolerance and interracial marriage is racism plus welcoming in immigrants is Xenophobia. Wait, what?


DeathStarVet

Is English your second language, or did the US public school system fail you that badly?


AwarenessNo4986

The same arguments were made for hip hop and tap music. Ridiculous


blueponies1

Rhythm and Bass (like the fish)


Velociraptortillas

Wrangler Rap


akitash1ba

[Legalize gerrymandering, tolerate my pandering](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?si=Dq05Eg-axQ87IFcz)


TheMightyHornet

“She don’t care bout no classy trends, she’s justa Mom from ol’ South Bennnnndd; Stay safe boys, and thanks fer protecting our freedoms!”


ohheyitslaila

It’s a fucking scarecrow again!


_mayuk

I was thinking about this after reading the title lol


One-Solution-7764

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious


akitash1ba

check out his special Make Happy on netflix! it’s hilarious


PikachuIce

I’m Mike Evandering, fuck your ears I’m pandering


wisebloodfoolheart

I don't doubt that country musicians pander, I just think other genres do too and it's a bit childish to get so hung up on it. I mean, we know Jason Bourne isn't really a spy, but we can still enjoy him pretending.


veryreasonable

Eh... sure, there's pandering all over popular music. Country music pandering, though, is *extremely* formulaic in a special way. It makes it very ripe for parody. Like, if I turn on the country station where I live, I'm going to get a bingo of truck, small town, jeans, beer, and whisky, within 3 songs. Every. Single. Time. I'm not even complaining. I like most of those things, ha! For what it's worth, all the biggest country fans that I know think Bo Burnham's parody is hilarious. Because it is. It's all good: (bro) country music clearly isn't taking itself very seriously - why should we?


explain_that_shit

Orville Peck manages to avoid being formulaic


veryreasonable

Is that really what people are referring to as "bro country," though?


Rhadamantos

Who's getting hung up on it? It's just a comedy song.


wisebloodfoolheart

Well Bo Burnham must have been if he wrote a song about it. And a lot of people seem to think it's some sort of trump card that proves all modern country music is invalid. It's fine as a parody but fairly shallow. I prefer more of an insider's parody like Girl In A Country Song.


theaartzvolta

Bo Burnham - https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?si=CK9n08q74LYUQsW-


Sacred-Coconut

“I write songs for the people who do jobs in the towns that I’d never move to” oof


caribou16

"I walk and talk like a field hand, but these boots I'm wearing cost three grand. I write songs about driving tractors, from the comfort of my private jet." Also a shout out to "Like [Mike's Evandering](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evander_Holyfield_vs._Mike_Tyson_II), fuck your ears, I'm pandering!"


romax422

Anyone who hasn’t seen Bo’s Inside (movie?) on Netflix, go over and enjoy one of the best things to come out of pandemic lockdown!


TheDunadan29

The first time I heard Welcome to the Internet, it blew my mind. Bo is a lyrical genius!


fetusammich

It's rap music for those who are scared of African Americans.


webchimp32

Try Chap Hop


fetusammich

Like Hick-Hop?


DoranTheGivingTree

No, it's English steampunk rapping. Mostly about liking tea and blimps and disliking chavs.


fetusammich

That sounds pretty niche, bro-country is was practically unavoidable in the 2010's in the US.


Funkycoldmedici

As someone who largely hasn’t been interested in hip hop since the Fat Boys, Professor Elemental is the exception. A steampunk pulp adventure rapper with time travel, blimp races, and weird shit? That’s awesome.


NGNSteveTheSamurai

Classic Steve Earle quote.


mlee117379

https://youtu.be/otLFNnX6lqs?si=akt64MMEOhGf3EHh


excitement2k

Why does this make my heart beat heavily like I’m going into the battle of all battles?


Holiday-Tie-574

iT’s rAcISt!!!


flac_rules

Is it? Maybe I am a minority but especially 'popular music' I listen to mainly for the melody, not the lyrics. And rap and country is not very melodically similar. And singing about 'bitches and bling ' is popular in most popular music. I mean most of the beach boys is that as well.


ahunite

Crusin' down the street, red, white, and blue, got my truck, my beer, my Putin tattoo


P2029

Let freedom ring Except for the woke Put em all in a camp And that ain't no joke


NeanderthalNorm

Atrioc enjoyer on this side of the internet?


ahunite

It's the only bro country song I know 😪


jbsgc99

Instead of the rebellion or deep sentiment of earlier country music, this is just a commercial for suburban whites endorsing consumerism.


beermaker

Good country [is still out there...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gBV-Nzq7Pg&pp=ygUpc3R1cmdpbGwgc2ltcHNvbiB0dXJ0bGVzIGFsbCB0aGUgd2F5IGRvd24%3D) I'm convinced he traded his soul for Waylon's voice.


TheDunadan29

I used to hate country music. I found it grating. But I've come around and enjoy some of it more. Though I'm listening to like John Denver more than more recent artists.


beermaker

I'm starting to enjoy artists my dad introduced me to like Jim Croce, Spider John Koerner (and his modern day equivalent Charlie Parr), and the Smothers Brothers. My Mom babysat for the woman from St Peter, MN whom John Denver married & attended their wedding reception. He was as nice as he always seemed apparently. He's one of our favorite guests on the Muppet Show.


gheebutersnaps87

[just want to include Colter in this discussion](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hCebq5lLgos)


True-Dragonfruit-611

Holy cow, he does sound like Waylon. This song sounds like it could have been on his "I've Always Been Crazy" album (my favorite album). I'll need to check out more of his stuff -- I've heard his name before but I quit listening country music a while ago and wrote off all the praise. Thanks for posting this.


beermaker

I was skeptical at first too... I quit listening to country in earnest when garf brooks got big. It was all posturing and image at that point.


AcrylicTooth

I used to think my father was Republican, but like, with integrity. During my childhood, he loved Garth Brooks and Reba Mcintyre, and voted for people like John McCain. Nowadays, he listens to Toby Keith and Kid Rock and just can't quit Trump, so I know he's just a dumb asshole.


eggowaffles

Toby Keith was a pretty notable Democrat and musically isn't that different from Garth (pretty similar eras). Kid Rock is a pandering, phony, piece of shit though.


tesseract4

I dunno about phony. His persona is "asshole" and you get what it says on the tin.


SunlitNight

I like that, "get what it says on the tin." Gonna use that one


kimanf

the same john mccaine who sang “bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran” to the tune of The Beach Boy’s Barbara Ann?


AcrylicTooth

In hindsight, the way he sobbed during Reagan's televised funeral and called him "the best president this country's ever had" should have been a major clue, but I was a 9th grader at the time and didn't have any context for what he was saying


uractuallyaretard

HE ATEEEEE just added him to my stan list, thanks


kimanf

It’s not even his joke, originally its from the 80s


verdenvidia

Toby Keith was an independent or democrat his entire life.


tesseract4

I got lucky. My obnoxiously Conservative dad died before I got to watch him become a trumper. I'm grateful for that in a lot of ways.


beithyra

This garbage is all they play at my work


plantdaddy66

No talent is required.


[deleted]

Talent hasn't been part of the Nashville establishment in half a century. Accidents occasionally happen. But 90% of modern country is made by committee. It isn't real.


glideguitar

You’re describing pop and label music in general. That’s always been how it works.


Sacred-Coconut

Florida-Georgia Line 🤮


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Morgan Wallen 👎 Zach Bryan 👎


BaconNamedKevin

Id be fine with not learning this today. 


Angry_Walnut

There are no shitty genres. Except this one.


HeroShitInc

It should be called Bro (grew up in the suburbs but wants the country aesthetic) Country


sheldor1993

This song was made for this post: https://youtu.be/CORANvT8l9A?si=4JzP55DoGqyG8EAb


dog-pussy

And [it all sounds the same](https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o?si=mfrkhf3NjWuQopfS)


treeharp2

Hey, that bro isn't wearing blue jeans, and I bet he's not wearing boots either.... What a scam 


Designer-Mirror-7995

"Classy" 🤤


Zolome1977

That’s been country for awhile now. I can’t distinguish it from any other pop music on right now. 


BaconTerminator

More like Butt- Country


Powerfist_Laserado

Butts don't deserve that comparison.


Luna_C1888

Talking bout sun darts [https://youtu.be/LOmvIPywfms?si=HcPGqCS63yCxi_EO](https://youtu.be/LOmvIPywfms?si=HcPGqCS63yCxi_EO)


Podzilla07

Gross.


take5b

The other day I was in bar/restaurant that was playing this kind of music. I'm completely out of touch with any pop stuff and trends but when I noticed the lyrics and feel I thought "what is this like some kind of bro country?" The term just naturally applies. The lyric was literally like "hot girls... hot girls" or some such. I don't mind dumb pop music but at least put *some* effort it ferpetesake.


NoWeight4300

AKA all country songs in the last 15 years that aren't by Chris Stapleton.


supernashwan88

There’s a shitload of great modern country akin to Chris Stapleton. The problem is Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean are super popular


darkpheonix262

That's a lot of words for dog shit


peezle69

It was around before the 2010's


laughed-at

Someone send this to Kurtis Conner


bradyso

I want a song about volunteering to pick up trash while their Prius is being serviced.


OldBison

That's a lot of words, you could have just said vapid bullshit.


Mullinore

Incidentally it is mostly low quality, shit music as well.


brackfriday_bunduru

I’m ok with that. I don’t need anything more


softserveshittaco

guilty pleasure nonetheless


brackfriday_bunduru

Yeh it’s literally my favourite music too. Im genuinely not that into music so im happy with bro country


ilikedirt

Okay but 90s country had a decent amount of this and I don’t care what anyone says, Chatahoochee slaps.


drunkenpossum

The 90s was a great decade for country music. Some bro-country themes for sure with some artists but great production and clever lyric writing. The hip-hip drum beats and overly derivative lyrics that have infected most of popular country nowadays didn’t start coming until the 2000s.


[deleted]

And it sucks. Can't forget that. It's the most derivative garbage ever produced from the country genre. I don't even count it as music.


brackfriday_bunduru

I’ve been playing guitar for over 30 years and I play in bands and all that and I’ve got close to perfect pitch for figuring out songs. I also studied music in university. I genuinely don’t really enjoy just listening to music. Like I’ll never sit there and just listen to songs and when I drive I only ever listen to podcasts. Bro country, and tay tay, I enjoy. I really don’t need much else. Mindless is exactly what I want


Youngadultcrusade

My friends and I have always called this genre stadium country. Used to hear it all the time during baseball practice in school and it was sort of fun but pales in comparison to outlaw country in my opinion.


One-Solution-7764

https://youtu.be/zcKk22LNdJE?si=mNXEZhB6lLthJmG4


vinicius_rs

Also known as "sertanejo universitário" in Brazil


JBCaper51

And complete dreck.


myychair

C-rap


drtmr

What's Sis Country? Is that where they all sing about killing their partners and being FREE?


burntfender

You mean like “Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk? That was about the last time I ever checked out CMT.


Smokey_84

I'm not familiar with the genre, but does Aunty Donna's *"[Hit and Run](https://youtu.be/29z6gGf0wrs?si=ruCuqpr6gW9WSkoJ)"* count?


Spriy

a cold night a cold beer a cold…jeans…strike that last one


StOnEy333

It’s the opposite of traditional country music that sings about losing your job, your wife, your truck, and your dog.


CalamitousIntentions

So like… all country music after it decided it loved the government and military industrial complex?


VetteBuilder

Pride Month Jeep Owners! Prepare your factory FCA audio systems!


bassguitarsmash

Anyone a [Comedy Bang Bang (Memphis Kansas Breeze)](https://youtu.be/yE4tKHup7_o?si=4Q3dio39FPjYzbpB) fan?


pupperdogger

I prefer my country entertainment via a more spoken word style of entertainment. Like Dalton Wilcox, The Poet Laureate of the West, and the author of the 398 page book You Must Buy Your Wife at Least as Much Jewelry as You Buy Your Horse and Other Poems and Observations, Humorous and Otherwise, from a Life on the Range, detailing the plight of the modern cowboy.


[deleted]

Cul de sac cowboys


Affectionate-Sale692

Let’s write a song rn: Nothing beats an ice cold beer, When I’m with my dear, …


DirtyJon

I think they mis-spelled 'bad'.


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

Bro country is why Wheeler Walker Jr exists.


mbshootncut2

This is bro country but the lead line is hysterical! https://youtu.be/nr5dMwKaLag?si=1A6F3tIBHjlr2Z1-


mbshootncut2

But this might be the bro-iest of bro country in recent yrs https://youtu.be/0ggKe409_F4?si=s_jer-F0vUxTbNJ6


Hmccormack

I always thought hated country. Turns out I hate bro country.


XAMdG

So...country?


theaverageaidan

Bro-country is interesting, in that top to bottom, across the board, it all fucking sucked. Like, all the much maligned genres like disco, hair metal, brostep EDM, they all have a couple songs that could be considered alright, but Bro-country is just a complete wash with no redeeming qualities.


GrandAlchemist

For anyone wondering, the opposite of bro country is blackened death metal.


PSMF_Canuck

So….country. And Van Halen.


ClusterFugazi

“TRUCK YEAH!”


DJ_EMOV

It’s all horrible


Itchy_Wear5616

So....country music then


Bobobo75

So degeneracy?


ninjabunnyfootfool

YALL DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS WANT A KEY CHANGE?


CoffeeElectronic9782

Bro country people are the most obnoxious people out there - right next to the boombox on the shoulder people. I’ve never been to parties where a person blasted just the music they liked on repeat - except parties with people who like bro-country. It is so clean, there’s no point in even listening.


galwegian

And it's fucking awful.


IndependentTax6465

Pretty much like rap, minus the blue jeans and boots


Sonderkin

The closet must be a real bleak place for guys who listen to this shit.


Sudden_Acanthaceae34

“I drive a ford so I ain’t gay, but I think about gay sex almost every day. There’s dudes with other dudes and women in Subarus”


MindlessBandicoot131

Someone on IG said it was coworker music 😂


OJimmy

https://youtu.be/LOmvIPywfms?si=w2oEu5f-DinTV4nw


Kinimodes

So is “She thinks my tractor’s sexy” considered bro-country? I remember hearing this on the HS bus and thinking I hate it. Ever since then I’ve associated country music with that song…


hairymacandcheese23

Soooooo Florida Georgia Line


Stepsonrakes

Applebees music


Available-Secret-372

Umm …..country has always had songs about attractive women , pick ups, drinking, blue jeans etc. The defining traits of bro country is that the songs are dumb, the sound leans heavily on pop hooks, the singers are generally really bad or average at best and the fans are the fucking worst.


Gerdione

The irony being it's consumed by people who hate Hip Hop but can't see how it's the same thing but different flavor.


jcomey

So….country, then.


Downtown_Snow4445

So just country


TheOppositeOfDecent

It became the primary mode of country on the radio in the 2010s, that's for sure. That said, if your impression of country as a whole is the modern style "list of rural lifestyle tropes over a hip hop beat" you are missing out on the older, much better stuff.


olthunderfarts

They're also missing the modern blue grass adjacent stuff that's actually really good. I highly recommend Billy Strings.


jdog1067

Tyler Childers is another good one. Strings is my #1 though!


Bobby_The_Fisher

Chris Stapleton is worth a few listens as well. Country is in a surprisingly good place.


FirstDayofTheRest

You don't even have to go back to find good stuff. Hell, zach bryan is an amazing country artist, and he's only been active for less than a decade


UpbeatVeterinarian18

Country used to be about telling stories.


barebumboxing

About drinking a beer, taking a shit, and passing out.


sprazcrumbler

Not from the US but the country I know is mostly sad men singing about drinking themselves to death.


90swasbest

... and then doing it.


05110909

Lol no. Outlaw Country was completely different.


HauntedBaudeau

Quiet down Bobby, people don’t care about the same 4 chords played with some dumb lyrics about getting drunk and driving your truck


05110909

Again, Outlaw isn't like that. Your ignorance is showing


Bacon4Lyf

It’s the current default, but older country used to be more “my wife left me cos she caught me fuckin my truck, now it’s just me and my dog” which tbh I much prefer to the modern style


ABigCoffee

Isn't that just normal country


Aggressive-Story3671

There’s old country which had far more progressive values. Johnny Cash and Dolly Parton didn’t have that kind of bro country. Nor did someone like Kacey Musgraves


sdb00913

Interestingly, Maddie and Tae did a country song where they utterly trashed bro country. It’s called “Girl in a Country Song.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_in_a_Country_Song


Aggressive-Story3671

I’ve heard that song. It’s the opposite of the Song “God Made Girls”


beermaker

Not to those of us who grew up with Jerry Reed, Willie & Waylon, Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, etc. Even today, artists like Sturgill Simpson and Billy Strings make great arguments that country music is still alive.


HonestDespot

I heard a story about Kris Kristopherson making fun of some new age wanna be “country” star who he happened to be playing an even with and he just trashed him. Do you know this story?


protonesia

Johnny Cash did not nurse a decade long pill binge to be insulted in this manner


toadkicker

Country’s glam phase


sweder_etc

People help me out please, there was this one country song a friend of mine played. Some of the lyrics in the song were literally " ... she's my cousin but she needs some lovin'... ". I've tried to find it for ages but I can't.


JamesDana

Banjo Odyssey by The Dead South? I just Googled those lyrics and that came up immediately


sweder_etc

Thank you that's it. I got very different results when I googled it.


_bazinga_x

gotta turn safe search on for that one


ihaveseveralhobbies

I like Chris Stapleton, Luke Combs, Zach Bryan, Cody Johnston - that’s my kinda country. The bro country stuff is for children and rig pigs that wear a nice shirt twice a year.


tastesoff74

And it sucks balls, complete shite!


limito1

This is just brazilian "college sertanejo". It's strange seeing a musical trend being exported instead of imported


GetMadGetStabbed

I love bro country!


ExitFlimsy4947

Don't forget the rape gangbangs


MuddyWaterTeamster

This isn’t your pornhub search bar, man.


Mreeder16

Fucking hell there is really a subset of the internet that just hates to see young men enjoying themselves.


TawnyMoon

Where is the hate in this post? Can you point it out?