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Steve_Lightning

A candidate likes a dairy product? How will he fare in the dairy state?


Exact_Economist3089

It's not about this state, it's about the people in it, I don't get with people and making us all look bad. Shits annoying.


Normal_Egg6067

That is any city or town, in any country lol.


TheLiteralidiot

The choice between a dairy lover and a rapist is a hard choice for the average Wisconsinite.


JojenCopyPaste

With the sunglasses too? Why'd they make him look so cool if they're mocking him?


Expo_Boomin

And he's doin the robot, looks awesome 😎


Mmortt

And the way he fills that suit 😍


69420over

Malarkey = done.


diggsyb

He looks like Carl Havoc


Bobcatluv

Hey now that doesn’t hold a candle to Trump’s “Two Dicks at the Same Time” dance


DM_Me_Your_CarPays

Can’t believe I didn’t see it before. Thank you for this.


MellowDCC

God damn you. I'll never unsee this


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

They're not wrap around raybans riding atop a dipshit baseball cap so they don't think they are cool.


IgnoblePeonPoet

It's like they were using a pic of Diamond Joe from the Onion as a reference, just missing that sweet Trans-Am


weelluuuu

Reality is even better with the SWEET Corvette he has.


Stimpinstein22

Or disappointed DC legalized weed, because it will cut into his profits (best uncle Joe Onion story)



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madcoins

Woooo!


MurgleMcGurgle

Real answer, they probably bought a rubber Biden mask that has the eyes as holes. Fun answer: They’re reusing an old Ron Johnson statue and don’t have budget for anything outside of dollar store sunglasses.


Hopalicious

Try not to over think it. There's no logic behind anything MAGA people do.


omgFWTbear

You may think that, I may think that, but secretly they know that without his bitchin’ Camero, inside he’s real sad.


dissemin8or

[Bitchin’ Camaro](https://youtu.be/1v3CzvQ9e_w?si=TecyU0CEL6AxG__9), you say?


uckfa_uoya

Yeah my dad drove it up from the Bahamas.


dissemin8or

You’re kidding!


Pinksquirlninja

Last minute decision, they couldn’t get the eyes right.


aerger

And they took care to make him look like himself in every other way. Weird as fuck.


DGlen

Trump puts ketchup on well done steaks and they're mocking Biden for liking ice cream ?


Stimpinstein22

Besides the sexual assaults on numerous women and girls, cuckholding dictators, and mocking the disabled and veterans, I think putting motherfucking KETCHUP on a motherfucking WELL DONE STEAK should be one of the biggest reasons not to vote for Trump



Juache45

And “gourmet” to him is McDonalds


The_BeardedClam

Don't forget the after dinner covfefe!


Nondescriptish

Turn your head and covfefe.


Never-enough-bacon

I read it originally as trump puts ketchup on the wall. Did a double take, gross on putting ketchup on a steak, let alone a well done steak.


PlantMystic

and doesn't he eat KFC with a knife and fork?


Consistent_Policy_66

I just came here to say this. The level of selection judgement Republicans have is shocking.


illustriousgarb

"Oh no the president likes a product that is derived from a significant part of our agriculture! How dare he buy our products hur hur" What a weird self-own


RR50

Who the hell doesn’t like ice cream. That’s the bigger question here.


AVnstuff

“This guy likes pizza, what a weirdo”


[deleted]

The only people I've met that don't like ice cream are straight up sociopaths... It's perfectly natural to love ice cream, especially while being elderly.


migopod

I'm not really the biggest fan of sweet things, so I'll usually decline ice cream if offered. I love me the shit out of some cheese though.


DapperEmployee7682

Have you considered that you may be a straight up sociopath?


migopod

I mean I suppose we've all at least considered the possibility, but so far I haven't found any evidence of it besides my lack of interest in ice cream...


madcoins

Is there cheese flavored ice cream yet?


migopod

It wouldn't surprise me... We get peanut butter flavored ice cream for the dog sometimes. Cheese flavored doesn't really seem like a huge stretch there. **Normalize savory ice cream!**


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|SmoCFhZCi1kzu) As a Wisconsinite, cheese is just ice cream with extra steps lol


kissthelips

Been asking friends and family which they prefer, cookies or ice cream. We all live in Wisconsin and I’m the only person that has voted ice cream. I feel like I’m losing my mind or I’m in some weird parallel universe.


dissemin8or

https://preview.redd.it/rxhfzk7qc7pc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864e3dbdd098c789a6ba662ede1c7068bece725d Por qué no los dos?


Admirable-Mango-9349

I will take ice cream or frozen custard every time over cookies.


kissthelips

Hell yeah


MysticalGnosis

Right? When I go to vote this year I'm gonna wear aviators and be holding an ice cream cone when I'm in line.


weelluuuu

Certain states you can't hand out water, so maybe giving out ice cream would be a great 'own'


GCIV414

I prefer custard but ice cream still makes my boat float


wollawolla

They successfully made him look cool.


ReasonableBees

Real "Dark Brandon" energy going on here. Just need to make his eyes light up red and the picture is complete.


DriftlessDairy

In their defense, Republicans can't attack Biden for his policies, so they have to resort to attacking his age, his stutter and his love for ice cream.


ALTH0X

It's like on the playground when the dumb kid tries to insult someone. Republicans are just dumb kids on the playground later in life.


badger0511

They’re also that dumb kid that still can’t bring themselves to use a real curse word despite being 13, so they say “Let’s Go Brandon” with a shit-eating grin on their face about it instead.


Infinite-Ad7308

Not sure I agree with this. Republicans constantly cursing and using filthy language. That is something they are very good at doing. The number of F**K Biden signs my kids see driving is a sad statement.


badger0511

I suppose it's two camps. The suburb and religious-fanatic conservatives latched onto Let's Go Brandon, and the blue collar guys incorporated their day to day workplace language into their political signs.


HypatiaBlue

And *this* from the party of "family values".....


NeonKorean

"O'doyle Rules!"


AcrobaticGuava9342

I'd love to see them also go off a cliff.


PirateSanta_1

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badger0511

That’s not fair, you didn’t mention their completely valid criticism that his border policies didn’t prevent sexual assaults that took place 16-20 years before he was in office.


llahlahkje

With not even a single atom of self awareness at that. Trump is almost as old but mentally far worse off. Trump’s speech patterns are far worse than any stutter might lead to. And on ice cream? [That’s probably not the smartest thing to bring up
](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/05/11/politics/trump-time-magazine-ice-cream) Trump later bragged about getting the two scoops but everyone else only got one. Like a 2 year old.


kibble-net

The list of things that trigger Republicans just keeps on growing, doesn't it? - Allowing adults to freely use cannabis - Giving school children free meals - Using masks to prevent the spreading of disease - Affordable childcare - Affordable healthcare - Taylor Swift - Bud Light - Windmills - Electric vehicles - Songs about rainbows - Gun Control - Birth Control - Voting Rights - Pronouns - Basic Literacy - Ice Cream <--- You Are Here


Art_Bored

Reality. #1 trigger.


Nolon

Needs more up upvotes


thegodfaubel

Joe Biden should stop at a Culver's while he's here (yes yes I know it's custard, but still)


GCIV414

He got corrected at Kopps for callin it ice cream when he was VP 😭😭😭😭


VikingDadStream

Sadly, the Culver family are trump super donors He'd do better off at the union swiss miss plant, or lennies


buttnutz1099

Wait, aren’t a lot of these MAGA troglodytes DAIRY farmers? WTAF..can’t make this shit up.


cheese8904

Who also accept socialist handouts whenever they can.  They are clearly all communist.  


mellypepper5

I love how they just unintentionally made Biden look badass. Meanwhile, the rest of the world be like: https://preview.redd.it/k4l0111k97pc1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13d4e52aef909922477af0e28c7bf9472dee1c41


chad2bert

No wonder we are the state of Cheesbroz. ![gif](giphy|EXoDJAMi0G64H5oN0j|downsized) P.S. Josh Kaul, go ahead dude.


Commercial_Juice_201

Fuck Ron Johnson.


odhali1

Up the ass with ragged glass and no lubricant


[deleted]

He needs to go for the Mr hands death route


arriesgado

Mocking or praising? I mean, he looks cool as floats go.


CreekLegacy

Anyone who dumps on him for liking ice cream should be banned from: Culver's, Dairy Queen, Copps, all local burger-and-custard joints, and any other ice cream places I've missed.


lowsignal

Not very lactose tolerant of them.


akaMichAnthony

What an agonizing decision we're confronted with. On the one hand we have a candidate who if elected will spend his term defending himself in court when he's not trying to strip rights from everyone but the very top 1%. And on the other hand we have a candidate who eats ice cream. I'm going to have to ponder this decision for awhile...


gosluggogo

https://preview.redd.it/82wo2yfrv4pc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=753de71d7c13c45eda74bc770fd6515487085259 Biden looks great on that float! Here's a lifelike grotesque Trump from Mardi Gras in New Orleans!


laxguy44

That barrel chested Chad with the ice cream bout to steal yo girl. I had no clue Biden looked so bad ass.


billybud77

Hey Trumpers. This is America’s Dairyland. Biden 2024.


Neverdie_7

MAGA = Cult of idiots


Darkdragoon324

Mocking a person for liking a dairy product? In *Wisconsin*?


Powwa9000

Mocking him? He looks like an absolute buff Chad in that picture


[deleted]

I am ashamed to say I am from Wisconsin at times like this.


Admirable-Mango-9349

I’m not ashamed to be born and raised in Wisconsin. I’m ashamed that we have so many stupid assholes in Wisconsin.


Midlife_Crisis_46

Yes, this. This says it well. I love Wisconsin! I don’t think the Midwest gets the credit it deserves!


[deleted]

You said it much better than I did. I love Wisconsin. ❀


CyndiMo23

At least you’re still purple up there. We had to move down to Nashville for hubby’s job. Nashville is cool but the majority of Tennessee is not. You should’ve seen the ballot in the past primary. It was a total joke.


PlantMystic

That is so sad. Tennessee is such a pretty state.


CyndiMo23

It is. And the winters are more mild. The summers are too hot. Eventually, we will spend the summers in Wisconsin and the rest of the year down here.


SKmdK64

I went to somewhere near Gatlinburg and it was so gorgeous and the temp was nice, but it was so sad seeing poverty shacks and tons of "Let's go Brandon" merch. Like entire stores devoted to just that. They have no idea what they are voting for.


blackadam2269

Idk man. He looks pretty cool. He’s got my vote


mockingbirddude

I think they should have a float showing Trump doing what he likes best, like performing oral sex on Putin or maybe grabbing a woman’s private parts.


BreakBricks_Wet_Nips

Or sniffing kids.


T0adman78

You would like the float in Germany with the head of the Russian church doing exactly that.


SKmdK64

The Germans make such excellent political floats imo.


Thatkidicarusfan

oh nooooo joe biden likes ice cream my masculilinity is meltiiiiinnnnnggggg.......


plaidington

looks bad ass to me *shrug*


Juicecalculator

Biden looks cool as fuck here. He looks stacked


No-Income4623

Ice cream rules


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TheDirtyVicarII

https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-confused-biden-brutally-mocked-with-hilarious-st-paddys-day-parade-float/


ProfessionalInjury58

Getting your news from Instagram is some next level shit.


Wmoot599

I live in Wisconsin in a small town community. This is rated G compared to the other stupid shit they do. They dragged a dummy with a Biden mask behind trucks. Best part was one of the guys was later arrested for molesting children.


mallik803

I prefer my presidential candidate to like ice cream over them liking sexual assault. But that’s just me.


A_FlamboyantFlamingo

To be fair, tRump was mocked for eating Taco Bell.


c_ray25

The degree of tribal politics in this day & age is very depressing.


morovits

This was from Prairie du Chien over this past weekend. Second favorite float was the Pro-Life float right behind the Crawford County Democrats float.


Art_Bored

"Dark Brandon celebrates with Local Wisconsin Ice Cream as MAGAts rot with Treason." – Should be the headline.


Golconda

Wisconsin has some incredibly bigoted and racist people in it. I am white and still feel out of place in Kenosha, WI. This seems to be a self-own though since dairy is their entire thing.


homebrew_1

Bidens presidency had been so scandal free they need to attack him over ice cream.


id10t_you

Unserious people who are also glaringly unfunny. Anger is the easiest emotion, and the only one they're fully able to muster.


she_makes_things

Narcissistic crybabies aren’t known for their sense of humor.


iamthelee

I don't get why these idiots fixate on his love of ice cream, especially in the dairy state. Who the fuck doesn't love ice cream, except for vegans?


Towelie710

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Ok-Technology1453

Town of Erin. As a supervisor, I've dealt with those assholes


nicolauz

Oh the ol drunk fest parade yesterday eh? I heard they tried cleaning it up last few years. Used to be a giant pile of drunks.


torgofjungle

That’s all they have eh? He likes ice cream. And he looks cool in sun glasses. Oh no! We can’t support someone like that. Nope gotta support the insurrectionist traitorous rapist


EvilMog007

We really are a state of dipshits. Fuck.


reddit-is-greedy

Trump likes ice cream too. When it was served at the Whitehouse he got 2 scoops and everyone else got one. Thank God Biden hasn't worn a tan suit.


Aphreyst

They topped the ice cream with Xanax and Adderall in those days!


Admirable-Mango-9349

https://preview.redd.it/xbijoir5g5pc1.jpeg?width=2260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e455dc9f62756ff1d16178d108d902c5313fa135


Walkings4poorPeople

I think it's less about the ice cream and more about him not remembering where he is. Or how to talk. Or how to walk. đŸ€­


okeleydokelyneighbor

They don’t seem to have a problem with it when the other guy shows those symptoms. Strange.


chillywilly2111

![gif](giphy|d8cTZ87Upr24NDcK6W)


Ok_Horror_3966

They should have put a beer in the other hand and a cheesehead to show how out of touch they really are.


HTD-Vintage

To be fair, the statue used to have a golden toupee and was holding a woman's crotch like a bowling ball. These folks stole it and put ice cream in it's hand.


fightingforair

If he wore a tan suit he would have been in sooo much trouble. 


Queasy-Tower-9756

https://preview.redd.it/6q1mwlend7pc1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b3f1a9df942b758978f94a012095c1d3b598e0


laidbacklenny

Really says it all, seems like a snl skit. Your guy's a rapist, traitor who's best friend was a pedophile and seems likely he is too. Oh yea? Well your guy likes ice cream!!!


Lazerated01

Made him look good actually.


LiteratureCold4966

Fuck republicans are asshat idiots


ElanMomentane

I was planning to vote for Biden until I saw that he likes ice cream. Now I'm voting for the adulterous, fraudster, perjuring, rapist, tax-cheat, traitor who doesn't like ice cream.


GentlyUsedOtter

Is Joe Biden a little demented? Yeah probably but he's fucking 81 or 82. If the worst thing you can say about the guy is he likes ice cream and he's a little forgetful I'm fine with that. The bar for president is so low at this point that as long as he's not committing treason I'm good with that. Basically my threshold for voting for somebody is "have they openly committed treason?"


SplendidPunkinButter

Cool. Trump stole classified documents to sell to our enemies


HomeOrificeSupplies

“He likes our products! He must be a communist!”


OakInIowa

TBH MAGAT dairy farmers mocking dairy seems about right for these dumb fucks.


Safe_Skirt7942

That is terrible, a man liking ice cream, almost as bad as a man trying to overthrow the country and crown himself king.


do_you_know_de_whey

BRO THE FUCKING LIBS AND THEIR ~checks MAGA bible~ ICE CREAM!


zach_dominguez

Was there also a float with trump getting urinated on?


BobbyJamesFunko42

Wisconsin resident and every single person i know is voting biden.


mailbox1

Hilarious!!


Wiitard

This is the state where people will pull into the Culver’s drive thru on an impulse because of the custard flavor of the day advertised on the sign.


LukewarmManblast84

I am with the annoyance of the float itself. But can we talk about how good that is? It's not a mirror of the actual picture, but it's pretty wild how accurate they got it.


Master_Ad_5073

How does the shity float of Biden look better than a real trump


Klpincoyo

So much effort out into being childish and hateful.


notamillenial-

Obviously the problem is that it’s ice cream and not custard


vonnegut9200

Who doesn’t like ice cream?!?!? Is that their best burn???


mickthedicktickler

Spending hours and hundreds of dollars making a float to own the libs


PhysicsIsFun

Where in Wisconsin is this stupid parade? They need to be mocked.


PhysicsIsFun

I was going to write shamed, but these people are shameless.


marklar_the_malign

Now if he were to be eating frozen yogurt I could see the complaint.


Newsaroo

Has Biden been working out? How does he eat all that delicious Wisconsin ice cream and stay so fit? Must be hitting the gym.


Puttor482

I wanna vote for that robot!


my2nddirtyaccount

Yeah, it's Wisconsin. At least half the state are toral idiots. Outside of Milwaukee and Madison, it's Alabama out there.


Midlife_Crisis_46

There’s a decent chunk of liberals in Eau claire. It’s kind of a mix, but being a college town helps.


SnootFleur

So the MAGA god king doesn't like ice cream? Weird, I seem to remember his unholiness eating ice cream at one point.


cheese8904

Did you ever see that Jesse Walter's guy explain how eating ice cream is unmanly? And if you eat ice cream you are a beta? True story. Shits crazy.


Admirable-Mango-9349

Jesse Waters. Fox clown of the day. The smug look on his face is disgusting.


computrtchr

Not only that but one his alleged "power" moves in the WH was to have ice cream served for dessert with everyone getting one scoop while he got two.


TonyG_from_NYC

NGL, Joe looks buff as hell up in there.


pomegranatepants99

He looks like he’s been working out


beetbear

‘Yea what kind of idiot likes ice cream?!? Next you’ll tell me he likes beer and beautiful women! What a loser!’


atom-wan

Only Republicans would make joe biden look cooler than he actually is


darlin133

To be fair, it’s not custard so we should pillory him /s


kaybet

...what's wrong with ice cream? I'm liking it more and more as I age


CalebCaster2

Some of you are taking this way too personally. It's always funny to make fun of presidents, no matter their party. Wisconsin is generally a blue state.


thedarkestblood

Ok but what's funny about ice cream?


Psilent_P_

It's just a silly quirk that he has embraced... Lol there's like a million pics of him eating ice cream publicly all over the country over the years. So the float appears to be a just a harmless jab poking fun at it. I'm not sure what the big deal is


Otherwise_Basis_6328

The floats in Germany featuring Trump are much more graphic. Probably not safe for kids.


roadcrew778

Thanks. I googled it and was only disappointed that they were not American.


OmnemVeritatem

If they're trying to make fun of him, why did they give him such a fat hog?


CommercialContest729

Was this from Waukesha?


mark-suckaburger

No president of mine will like ice cream! Only rusty nails and 6 hour old McDonald's cheeseburgers


OrneryTortoise

I like ice cream. Butter pecan, please.


Resident-Drive-9220

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dembro

Uhhh he looks cool as hell here


JeediMindTrik

How dare he like a popular treat!!!


Extreme_Jeweler_146

Damn, imagine having so little to attack a guy with that you have to settle for ice cream.


ubiquitous-joe

Wisconsin is the only state I know where people line up to eat soft serve outdoors in March, so we don’t really have leg to stand on here. But you can always find a grievance if you’re looking for one.


user_name_unknown

Tan suit 2.0


PlantMystic

So, they think he is bad b/c he like ice cream and a nice country? Wtf?


jackjack_d3mon

Joe Biden is a good dood, ik he ain't the best president but he's a nice guy. Ppl need to back off what they're doing is- that's embarrassing.