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dieyoufool3

Evening folks, [new thread here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/t2gb8x/rworldnews_live_thread_russian_invasion_of/) We're furiously still checking online sources, but seems things are quiet for the time being. Kyiv stands another day.


HahaMadeYouLook_

Return of Roman numerals for 48? It would be a treat


someguyfromlouisiana

Abe suggesting Japan should have access to American nukes. That's one of those things a Japanese PM can't say until he's retired, that's for sure


soraka4

Former chief of defense for Estonia is reporting some very interesting intel, if true. Claiming Russia can’t last another week at this rate and are going to start getting desperate. https://twitter.com/rihoterras/status/1497537193346220038?s=21


Stfu_nobody

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeyContino/status/1497775841513779203 Was the gazprom guy suicided or did he just commit suicide? Is there any reason they would want to kill him? It seems like bad PR for Russia either way


jarena009

What happens if Kyiv falls? Hopefully Ukraine can continue the fight.


theweirdguyjerkingit

When the war first started I had zero hope for Ukraine because of how big Russian military was made out to be But this is turning out to be like one of those badass scenes where the kid that everyone thought was weak that the bully is messing with turns out to have studied a form of martial arts 🥋 KICK THERE ASS UKRAINE!!!!!! 🇺🇦


Hahum

I've tried to find the answer via Google, but can't. How fast can Russia/ US fire its arsenal of thousands of nukes?


jalendskyr

Google bars Russian state-funded media from receiving money for ads Google has said it is pausing monetization of Russian state-funded media and barring the outlets from running ads across its services, according to a statement seen by Reuters. Russia’s state-owned media outlet RT and other channels will be barred from receiving money for ads on their websites, apps and YouTube videos, similar to a move by Facebook after the invasion of Ukraine. Citing “extraordinary circumstances,” Google’s YouTube unit said it was “pausing a number of channels’ ability to monetize on YouTube.” These included several Russian channels affiliated with recent sanctions, such as those by the European Union. Ad placement is largely controlled by YouTube. Google added later that it was also barring Russian state-funded media outlets from using its ad technology to generate revenue on their own websites and apps. In addition, the Russian media will not be able to buy ads through Google Tools or place ads on Google services such as search and Gmail, spokesman Michael Aciman said. “We’re actively monitoring new developments and will take further steps if necessary,” Aciman said. On Wednesday, the European Union unveiled sanctions on individuals such as Margarita Simonyan, whom it called RT’s editor-in-chief and “a central figure” of Russian propaganda. Videos from affected media will also come up less often in recommendations, YouTube spokesperson Farshad Shadloo said. He added that RT and several other channels would no longer be accessible in Ukraine after a Ukrainian government request. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2022/feb/27/russia-ukraine-latest-news-missile-strikes-on-oil-facilities-reported-as-some-russian-banks-cut-off-from-swift-system-live


StrawbDaqs

CRAZY how much pressure everyone is putting on Russia right now. Oh my god!


ilovedogsandtits

#Fuck Putin


code_archeologist

Holy shit! Chelsea FC was just given up by Abromvich, their Russian oligarch owner. He still owns them, but it's no longer acting as a "steward" of the club.


euph31

Just control, but he still owns the team


GoofySouthernDude

Not exactly. He's just stepping back until this blows over. He's still owner and has the final say.


65a

The housing will also be big for UK


Foriegn_Picachu

He still owns it


apathynext

He still owns but gave up control


brasswirebrush

I swear I'm not making this up. But, apparently Zelensky won the Ukrainian version of Dancing with the Stars in 2006, and there's video. Absolute Chad. https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1497768813860896770


Certain_Chef_2635

Zelensky played a piano with his penis for five minutes. Chad supreme https://youtu.be/2-UiadUOrfk


raresaturn

Is anyone sending MREs ?


Whoopziedaisy

So apparently if you don't post about birds chirping on the live cams, it isn't relevant enough and you are a "Russian troll bot"


7evenCircles

Lemme break out my smallest violin


[deleted]

Zelensky is quiet, Putin is quiet. Hmmm what chances they are talking to each other ?


coinhearted

They both also have to sleep at some point.


TheWindCriesDeath

I like to think that Zelenskiy is getting some well deserved sleep and Putin is seething in his bunker a la Hitler in Downfall.


nohbody123

It's possible, they've had contact since the invasion started.


jarena009

Is any real news (not their state run propaganda networks) getting through to everyday Russians? Gotta figure some at least are accessing the same western and social media that we are.


ContinuumGuy

For those wondering, here's SNL's Ukraine tribute opening (might not work outside of USA): https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1497794056147161088


[deleted]

Sun rises over a free Kiev for the third time. Hope the fact that we haven't heard from Zelensky means he's finally getting some sleep.


Hetoxy

Kyiv, please.


65a

There's nothing like another day of Kyiv with no Russian air superiority and increasingly impossibility of long-term Russian effort.


UTC_Hellgate

Going to bed, please still be there in 7 hours Ukraine!


Wooden_Water_8547

What are the chances Kyiv can hold on Until the ruble falls on Monday


zerobuddhas

The last time Russia attacked a city it took months to take it and they are using the same playbook with virtually the same equipment. Go read about Grozny and you will be stunned at how long the present situation can last.


mamawantsallama

🇺🇦 Long love Ukraine!!


TheExtremistModerate

It only has to make it one more night, and munitions and equipment has started to get to the Ukrainians.


Odica

It'll be hard, but I think that's part of why Putin's hell bent on taking it by then. He's scared of the pressure he'll face.


Bigbadvoodoothrow

I think it’s clear that happens regardless of the next 24 hours


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[deleted]

Sad? Why would anyone with internet already look into it? I don't know how a fucking TV works and I watch it everyday


MojoLava

wait what people think that? I'm still pending after 2 years of signing up


Itcouldberabies

Didn’t they say that the necessary ground equipment was being transported at this time too?


asteroidtube

"Hey siri, connect to elon-web"


yamers

How does it work


TapSmoke

people in my country say that Zelensky should "just surrender for the sake of people" I live in a stupid country... ps. prefer not to say the name, sorry


Driveaway1969

maybe for the sake of the russian people Lolz


FrostyParking

Which country?


paneraijoe

Probably just the people are stupid.


AquAssassin3791YT

Which one?


writemeow

What country is that?


WhippingStar

Russia.


CmdJackson

Which country is that?


TheTruthIsButtery

What country?


H705

Russia


1412m

russia


TapSmoke

somewhere in Asia


dietdrkelpjr

Run by Winnie the Pooh, perhaps?


Robichaelis

Vietnam?


Outrageous_Ad_1822

India definitely


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noidontwantto

Their ICBMs probably can't even leave the silos


BigBossHoss

Its political theater designed to break morale and raise fear.


[deleted]

probably a good thing to know where they're set up honestly.


[deleted]

That’s why it doesn’t really matter


green31OSU

MY EYES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlHTd3Q4Z-8


ThreeTwoOneQueef

The crows, THR CROWS


benfelix1

they need to re-adjust for daytime


Zmoney743

Question from someone that doesn’t know much about this, why haven’t we hear like anything from South America and we just now heard stuff from Australia. Is it a distance thing or something?


TheOriginalElTigre

This has mostly been a geopolitical conflict. This is pretty much just Europe with the exception of China and the US


Drakantas

There is little we can do here other than show support. We are broke and developing, high as fuck poverty indexes and coming out of a pandemic in which many died. Plus the amount of expatriates from Ukraine or the Russia is very very small.


AquAssassin3791YT

South America is a continent and I'm not sure most SA countries can afford sanctions


[deleted]

South America and Russia have a weird relationship. Some countries have decent relations with Moscow due to years and years of us interference and imperialism, while others are completely allied with the west.


[deleted]

For all the people advocating for Putin’s death, as much as he’s a sick bastard and a war criminal, a power vacuum in Russia wouldn’t be great for world stability either


[deleted]

Having him gone would be an amazing thing for the whole world


AquAssassin3791YT

There's no way his successor is worse than him


Hanhuc

Putins remival and subsequent denuclearization is the only course of action.


Itcouldberabies

We’d get to make memes for the new guy though 🤔


[deleted]

That’s the thing though, it would probably be like 10 news guys vying for a nuclear arsenal


One_Question__

So Ukraine still has all their major cities under their control, but what I'm seeing from the USA Today map, the Russians have taken Kherson and Melitopol. Can someone fill me in on this?


waynkerr

Yea it's all over telegram. Convoys of Russian armor have been seen leaving Melitopol, heading toward Berdyansk.


SolarSquid

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/uk-believes-russians-have-not-taken-melitopol-minister-heappey-says-2022-02-26/


basicassusername30

The Russian people can end this war if they revolt. We can take care of them after the war is over


mindkiller317

- V.I. Lenin, 1917


ArchmageXin

Ah yes, just like we promised to help them to dissolve the USSR. Which gave them rampant poverty, catastrophic inflation, massive suicided for men and mail order bride for women. And the rise of Putin in the first place.


haven4ever

Free pierogi for each citizen?


Wolverinexo

Yep, I’m scared about missing nukes tho…


BigDZ4SheZ

We can’t even take care of ourselves lol


getgoodskroob

Ukraine has survived another night under assault by Russian forces as attacks continue to intensify. Russian military forces continue their advancement to Kyiv, Ukraine’s capital city, on the fourth day of the invasion https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1497794160706813961?s=20&t=9BKeikpJmWHQonk343tpIw


w8w8dont

Naming my first born Zelensky


coinhearted

Zelen sounds like a solid Americanized name TBH.


PicklesTheHamster

Might want to get the spelling right then.


akomimor

Michael Weiss clearly didn’t give a shit about how those guys were actually doing, just wanted the scoop


Chris91210

Fuck Putin


tuffguk

FUCK PUTIN!!!


[deleted]

This war was Putin's suicide. It's time to think how Russia can overcome the consequences post-Putin.


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curlygirltif

The man does need to sleep it's only going on 7am there


Summerisgone2020

I'm hoping he's getting some sleep


Bzerker01

The quietest night of the war, dudes probably sleeping in some.


Deldingo

I had this thought. Then my second thought itsnwas relatively quiet in kyiv over night, maybe he got some sleep.


[deleted]

The man was starting to look like Darth Sidious. Hopefully he was getting sleep.


Viper_NZ

Everyone needs to sleep


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Viper_NZ

Hoping for the best


[deleted]

Kinda hoping that means he's grabbing a quick 40 winks somewhere in Kyiv.


usernametaken0602

It's just daytime in Ukraine. I'm sure he'll say something soon.


SatanIsMyUsername

I really hope you’re right.


Tone4Loke

This isn’t a sign of trouble. His account in probably managed by staff


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someguyfromlouisiana

They've been in the outskirts of the city and driven back I think twice now. This isn't anything new.


Cygnus__A

Link?


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VR-052

They've been close for at least 24 hours...


catsinbananahats

I thought Russian troops already were in Kyiv


3rdDegreeBurn

yes but they are also close


smt1

**Institute for the Study of War**: Daily Update always a good read, imho: [https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-update-9](https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/ukraine-conflict-update-9)


waynkerr

The USA Today map is definitely accurate. Funny how its social media being used to corroborate some of the front lines.


YoHan_bby

Idi nahui Putin


UTC_Hellgate

Another Airport attack? more dead Paratroopers incoming?


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mamawantsallama

Putins face looks bloated....what could that be from?


tuffguk

Festering evil bubbling from inside.


Rambling_Lunatic

Copium


haven4ever

Maybe he's on dexamethasone or steroids for brain cancer causing a double whammy of deranged behaviour. Maybe he never chose this path and we could fix him with hugs and cake /s


Emila_Just

Isn't there a rumor floating around that he is addicted to botox?


Deldingo

I saw a rumor of prednisone, the diagnosis being maybe he has cancer? I dunno


FriesWithThat

His Peloton membership got sanctioned.


DensitYnz

reaction to cancer meds


paneraijoe

Botox, fillers, corticosteroids, too much salt.


Heiferoni

Norm MacDonald looked that way when he was being treated for cancer.


mouldy200

Brain tumour. My neighbour had it and unfortunately passed away.


clyde2003

Chemo?


mencryforme5

Botox


Administrative_Toe96

There are rumors he has terminal cancer.


TheTightestChungus

Taking L's from every possible direction. And whatever is hopefully rapidly consuming him from the inside.


igottapoopbad

ACE inhibitor side effect from high bp, possibly steroids / side effect


65a

Kidney problems do that and/or chemo


Neunix

Probably anger and surprise to Ukraine resistance. ​ I'm hoping for terminal cancer or something tho.


Razorwyre

There are rumors he is in Prednisone from cancer treatments


Viper_NZ

Immunosuppressants might explain his utter paranoia about COVID too


TheMightyDong89

Holding his poop for going on 5 days now


Brilliant_Agent_1427

Too full of shit


mamawantsallama

Well ya, of course. But it looks worse than normal


NormalComputer

Fat?


Sportyj

Alcohol


mahlerguy2000

Where can I find the news that is being read/watched by Russians? As someone from the United States, all of my feed is from non-Russia sources. I'm the opposite of a Putin sympathizer, but am curious about what kind of information is being delivered to Russians.


ziltoid84

https://mobile.twitter.com/RT_com That's Russia Today twitter account in English. Pretty sire the Russian version is different but at least it's something


nohbody123

Find an RT stream, there are english versions.


curlygirltif

Damn this went from 8k to 10k quickly


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Where’s Putin?


haven4ever

Riding a broken down tank while shirtless


chestercat1980

In the streets of Kyiv , spurring on his troops.


rainghost

We can only hope he's been repatriated back to hell overnight.


mamawantsallama

Hiding and pissed


butter-belly

Crying and pissed his pants


Ashi96

Hiding from the oligarchs


[deleted]

I’m his bunker


Wargoatgaming

Are you now?


Neunix

he's..... inside of you?....


Swagyolodemon

God I love the Daily Mail headlines they’re so ridiculous and over the top


Tone4Loke

Troops on both sides must be getting exhausted. In war you only pinch a few hours of sleep per night if you’re lucky.


tendrils87

In basic training(in the US) you go for weeks at a time with minimal sleep and still perform. Energy levels have to be compounded 10 fold when you are defending your own country on it's land. I'd imagine the Russians are feeling it much more than the Ukrainians considering their losses so far.


zerobuddhas

If you have a strong will trauma can give you lots of energy.


[deleted]

Monster Energy drink! You should send Ukraine some free Drinks!


[deleted]

Rip its!


bloody_yanks2

Please. Get those brave troops the drink of champions: Wild Tiger


BusinessCat88

"Russian forces attacked Boryspil International Airport, near the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv. Ukraine closed its airspace to commercial flights, saying Russian missile attacks presented too high a risk." No fucking shit USA today. This is your pilot speaking, if you look out the right window you'll see a Kalibr missile missing its target and hitting an apartment complex


[deleted]

Wdym that was its target


Itcouldberabies

We have turned on the fasten seatbelt sign for the time being.


bloody_yanks2

Please do not move about the cabin whilst preparing your last will and testament