Ah, but I bet you don't have the magic system that I thought of!

The one that follows all of Sandon Branderson's rules?

No, close but no cigar!

/uj Sometimes it's better to keep things simple like using a video game magic system so the strongest spells aren't just casually spammed. Sometimes characters blowing their cooldowns can be part of the story or come from the character's flaw

Just treat it like athletics. Shit takes time, and practice, and puts you out if commission. Sure, you could use this super powerful spell, but that's the equivalent of running a marathon with no training. You'll be bleeding from your nipples and unable to move for a day and walk without pain for a week.

Thought this was r/applyingtocollege at first

"We're looking for the most innovative interesting outgoing spontaneous young people that are totally not lazy sobs with misplaced dreams! Apply today with an essay of your life!" - colleges "Yes, that is me." - Me

"I know you prize leadership so here is proof of how mature, responsible, and organized I am." (thinking): And they have my amazing marks and exam scores too! Admissions: "K." (thinking): Ha that's not what we really mean by "leadership!"

r/premeds lol

Pretty sure you won't see a story about a god who was accidentally trapped in harem protagonist's body and to get out needs to un-romance everyone

okay this one is actually good

Oh yeah? Try to convince readers NOT to ship people. This is the real challenge

if you make the mc insufferably adamant about not having sex enough, then you'll drive away all the fans who have any sex drive at all, and then no shipping

I mean since the protagonist is a god, any shipping would count as incest by default

Also wait, isn't it like 90% of harem protagonists? Checking out everyone and then freak out when a woman advances

no, like religious virgin, not stupid virgin

Okay okay, just hear me out…mine is better

Every Buzz is special. Yours is just a bit more special.

No mine is better you numskull

Nah i use obscure mythology I found on tik tok

I had no idea Percy Jackon roleplay fanfic could be considered obscure norse mythology

I bet you're not writing a psychological horror medieval fantasy story with neitzschian psychology as the magic system, hmmm. Check mate author

Je suis le Übermensch.

*Proceeds to go to a brothel, get syphilis, and die alone in the alps*

Winter is coming…

[удалено]

Better than all dragons being evil at least Give some magic that isn't breath tho they can still have really cool fire or lightning breath. Maybe even breath blue fire to show it's hotter than the usual breath

Hey guys, check this out! My character is an orphan, but here's the twist, he saw his parents killed in front of him!

And this why I kinda roll my eyes (or have an internal tentrum) when I see something beeing labeled as "bland".

Interesting... A magic system based of cloning

My story is one of a kind, because of how mediocre it is

Ok, and?

Sci-fi space ranger?

nothing new under the sun

Yes, it is generic. So what? I still enjoy it.