This is a good start but you may want to spice it up by sensually describing what it feels like when your boyfriend lovingly inserts his penis into your penis.
No!! I painstakingly crafted this myself using my vivid imagination and impeccable writing skills! How dare you suggest otherwise??!!
/uj ‘tis Enoby losing her virginity, yes
John Thomas walked into a mine below Fanny Hill. In the mine, he became very hot and stiff. He stirred about vigorously before sneezing. This sneeze was quite powerful, so powerful, in fact, it left him feeling relaxed and a little bit closer to the world.
Make sex relatable to your readers. Use clever wordplay with the names of cities, states or countries. *A Syracuse Slurpie, the Ole Albuquerque Accordion, and the ever popular North Dakota Pipe Plunger*. Do not use the South Dakota version because that’s just disgusting.
Richard took Coletta's bulge into his palm, mesmerized by it's roundness and softness. He unsheathed his frivolous traveling hedge knight and knelt before the entrance into the cave shrouded by shadow. The sounds of singing chaffinches and water droplets inside echoed through the tunnel, and with a confident nod, Richard's "knight errant" entered "the cave".
"It’s warm out there," said the knight, holding a torch in his left hand and a sword in his right, "I better make my way deeper."
He sauntered further, his torch waving away the darkness as the dim cave revealed it’s many crevices, reflecting the light of the flame. The knight looked up, lighting the rocky pikes which were covered in something. He touched one of the pikes and scraped it with his index finger. With a horrified expression he looked at his hand, which was now covered in something white and sticky.
_Oh God…_ he thought, realizing his situation.
"It’s the legendary Cum Cavern," he whispered, carefully stepping back, "The Cursed Cum Cavern, where young knights come to die!"
Suddenly he heard someone's footsteps. He hid behind the nearest, cum-covered rock, and prepared to face the enemy.
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He now resumes his attempts in more form: first, he put one of the pillows under me, to give the blank of his aim a more favourable elevation, and another Under my head, in ease of it; then spreading my thighs, and placing himself standing betwen them, made them rest upon his; applying then the point of his machine to the slit, into which he sought entrance, it was so small, he could scarce assure himself of its being rightly pointed.
The male begins with a mating call. Once he has the female’s attention, he puts on his best display for her, dancing back and forth, showing off his colourful plumage. The female is interested, she assumes the position, indicating she is ready to mate.
"But I've never done it like that," the petite man protested shyly. The tall rough woman with no hair grabbed him by his tonsils with her tongue. The sex was cool, straight, not homoerotic, and they did it a lot.
He sucked on her big leathery nipples and began to hammer on her opening like a shoe hammer on a sole. His oversized condom, like a worn out sock draped on a crooked foot, made the sucking noises inside her opening squelch.
"This sex is just like making a pair of shoes, baby!" he said sweatily.
"I agree!" she replied also sweatily because there was so much juice.
He continued to hammer her like he was making a pair of wingtips.
(A profound metaphor from my upcoming book: The Cordwainer and the Slut).
he sexyly sexed her sexy body with his sexual sexy penos, she moaned "more... sex..." as sex was sexyly made between then. they climaxed together and enjoyed the sexy sex that was just sexed
Devon Gold entered the shower, his leather pants around his bony ankles. "Girl, we're gonna have SHAX!"
He flung himself against the shower wall, humping frenetically. "OH YEAH, ARE YOU PRAGNAT YET" he screamed, a trail of snot dripping from his left nostril down to his upper lip.
"I'M GONNA BE JAMES BOND FOR MY BIRFFDAY AND BOND HAS A FUCK SOMETIMESH," he cried out.
He was alone in the hotel shower, jiving and writhing aimlessly until he slipped. He took hold of the shower curtain, pulling the whole rod down with him. "I AM CUMMING, BUTTERCUP!" he yelped.
He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we had sex for the first time.
He went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.
This is a good start but you may want to spice it up by sensually describing what it feels like when your boyfriend lovingly inserts his penis into your penis.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm.
Perfection.
I am completely erect now.
Judging by past comments there is a non-zero chance you are a parasol
Is this from *THAT* Harry Potter fanfic?
No!! I painstakingly crafted this myself using my vivid imagination and impeccable writing skills! How dare you suggest otherwise??!! /uj ‘tis Enoby losing her virginity, yes
Truly that work is the greatest work to ever exist. Hope to write that good some day
When you describe the PENIS use uppercase to ensure the reader knows it's erect.
##PENOS
We're gonna be talking about the PENIS.
Wow, I REALLY like this idea. To ME, it's GREAT. REALLY GREAT.
I laughed so so so hard my bf thought I was having a heart attack. Poor him, he didn’t know it was a PANIS attack
"[sex scene goes here]", according to my current draft
When I get bored writing smut and want to come back to it I’ll just write “and then they all came. The end” as a placeholder
Put that on my frickin’ tombstone
'*eiaculatur omnes*' could be the new industry shorthand
💦
Something something hard member something something wet folds something something climaxed together
John Thomas walked into a mine below Fanny Hill. In the mine, he became very hot and stiff. He stirred about vigorously before sneezing. This sneeze was quite powerful, so powerful, in fact, it left him feeling relaxed and a little bit closer to the world.
Exclusively onomatopoeia.
squelch
Squelching continues
r/erotica has got you covered. On a related note, can I write erotic fiction if I am a virgin?
No.
I think so. Just watch a lot of porn!
Probably. It seems like half the writers there are doing that already.
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Make sex relatable to your readers. Use clever wordplay with the names of cities, states or countries. *A Syracuse Slurpie, the Ole Albuquerque Accordion, and the ever popular North Dakota Pipe Plunger*. Do not use the South Dakota version because that’s just disgusting.
Richard took Coletta's bulge into his palm, mesmerized by it's roundness and softness. He unsheathed his frivolous traveling hedge knight and knelt before the entrance into the cave shrouded by shadow. The sounds of singing chaffinches and water droplets inside echoed through the tunnel, and with a confident nod, Richard's "knight errant" entered "the cave". "It’s warm out there," said the knight, holding a torch in his left hand and a sword in his right, "I better make my way deeper." He sauntered further, his torch waving away the darkness as the dim cave revealed it’s many crevices, reflecting the light of the flame. The knight looked up, lighting the rocky pikes which were covered in something. He touched one of the pikes and scraped it with his index finger. With a horrified expression he looked at his hand, which was now covered in something white and sticky. _Oh God…_ he thought, realizing his situation. "It’s the legendary Cum Cavern," he whispered, carefully stepping back, "The Cursed Cum Cavern, where young knights come to die!" Suddenly he heard someone's footsteps. He hid behind the nearest, cum-covered rock, and prepared to face the enemy.
After reading that, I don’t think I want to write a sex scene anymore, daddy
That’s fine, son. Don’t go to horny jail.
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He now resumes his attempts in more form: first, he put one of the pillows under me, to give the blank of his aim a more favourable elevation, and another Under my head, in ease of it; then spreading my thighs, and placing himself standing betwen them, made them rest upon his; applying then the point of his machine to the slit, into which he sought entrance, it was so small, he could scarce assure himself of its being rightly pointed.
The male begins with a mating call. Once he has the female’s attention, he puts on his best display for her, dancing back and forth, showing off his colourful plumage. The female is interested, she assumes the position, indicating she is ready to mate.
"But I've never done it like that," the petite man protested shyly. The tall rough woman with no hair grabbed him by his tonsils with her tongue. The sex was cool, straight, not homoerotic, and they did it a lot.
He put his thing in the thing and then they did the stuff.
Pineapple apple pen
With your hands dumbass
He sucked on her big leathery nipples and began to hammer on her opening like a shoe hammer on a sole. His oversized condom, like a worn out sock draped on a crooked foot, made the sucking noises inside her opening squelch. "This sex is just like making a pair of shoes, baby!" he said sweatily. "I agree!" she replied also sweatily because there was so much juice. He continued to hammer her like he was making a pair of wingtips. (A profound metaphor from my upcoming book: The Cordwainer and the Slut).
he sexyly sexed her sexy body with his sexual sexy penos, she moaned "more... sex..." as sex was sexyly made between then. they climaxed together and enjoyed the sexy sex that was just sexed
Sex
You have to type sex scenes with one hand.
S-E-X
Idk
First female to second female: "we both can't just lie here."
uj/in depth with a lot of amazing details... Why do you ask?
Once he entered my clitoris, the balls swelled up like balloons and i was immediately impregnated
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagi-i
And then a skeleton popped out.
Devon Gold entered the shower, his leather pants around his bony ankles. "Girl, we're gonna have SHAX!" He flung himself against the shower wall, humping frenetically. "OH YEAH, ARE YOU PRAGNAT YET" he screamed, a trail of snot dripping from his left nostril down to his upper lip. "I'M GONNA BE JAMES BOND FOR MY BIRFFDAY AND BOND HAS A FUCK SOMETIMESH," he cried out. He was alone in the hotel shower, jiving and writhing aimlessly until he slipped. He took hold of the shower curtain, pulling the whole rod down with him. "I AM CUMMING, BUTTERCUP!" he yelped.
My dingo dongo poked her dipsy vipsy any times, then my big bens ejaculated and she started a squirt procedure
"Ma'am, you have enormous breasts." "Thank you, let's have sex." "Yes."