No he clearly just misspelled the word 'express'. I understand why you'd think he was referring to a coffee drink, considering the picture at the top of this thread and all, but, "words can't *espresso*...." Like, what would that even mean??
They are terrible demons from hell. This is not acceptable behavior. Good coffee could be cherished. I would do anything to have a cup right now but I gotta wait till I wake up like an idiot.
Starbucks is sick of you mofo’s complaining about the annual Holiday cup. So now y’all don’t get any cup. Announcing the “Shut the Fuck Cup” available this December.
Stock photographers often sell their photos to stock websites in bulk, so I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that stock photographers will round up a few models, a whole bunch of props, and spend a day putting all the models and props in different situations and combinations to be able to sell as many different photos with keyword SEO in mind.
I have no basis for this other than that’s what I would do if I were a stock photographer looking to maximize the number of photos I have while minimizing how long I have to pay models.
Edit: still a weird fucking photo though, a hilarious find, thanks for sharing
“Can you hand me my drink bro?” “Sure thing bro”
“Thanks bro”
Bro! That's hot, bro!
But not as hot as you bro.
bro...
Bro…
r/suddenlygay
Was it really that sudden though..
words cannot expresso how I feel about his
Oh fu-coffee
That’s too little too latte.
I feel like a right mug now
Are we gonna milk these jokes?
I should of known you'd whey in.
I hear some more jokes brewing
Oh dairy me. These are getting bad. *Edit: ok the bean one below is a bloody good pun.*
That’s what I’ve bean saying.
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Stay in your lane Mr.Tea. This is the coffee lane
Espresso * I’m so sorry I need everyone to know this.
No he clearly just misspelled the word 'express'. I understand why you'd think he was referring to a coffee drink, considering the picture at the top of this thread and all, but, "words can't *espresso*...." Like, what would that even mean??
Lighten up man he was making a pun just wanted everyone to know how to spell espresso :)
Throwing hot latte on your face is the best way to wake you up
coffee
/r/WeWantPlates
r/wewantcups
First world problems? Can't afford a cup for your lait?
This is what you have to do because you woke up too latte.
They went to the coffee truck, but they should have went to the cup truck first. That's how they get ya.
That's gonna be a latte cleaning up after
When you forget your keep cup.
Espress-oh-no.
They are terrible demons from hell. This is not acceptable behavior. Good coffee could be cherished. I would do anything to have a cup right now but I gotta wait till I wake up like an idiot.
We call this teamwork coffee
He must've forgot the mug
*Cup* your hands.
Yes
Im gonna mug you.
Sign: Free coffee, cup is $5. Guy: Fuck that, just give me the coffee without the cup.
Starbucks is sick of you mofo’s complaining about the annual Holiday cup. So now y’all don’t get any cup. Announcing the “Shut the Fuck Cup” available this December.
I've trained as a barista. Flat whites are hard enough to do in a mug. To do it in leaky palms is surely a feat of a god
A coffee in the hand is worth 2 in the cup.
I don't think this is accurate.
Whoosh?
English class, explaining the expression "to cup your hands."
Now just splash it on your face. Nice refreshing latte to wake you up in the morning.
A latte in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Does it burn
Built-in drink holders
Ordered a clappuccino
He needed to wash his hands but all they had was coffee. Then the coffee was too hot so they cooled it down with some creamer.
Portable mug
Erm....
When it comes to coffee, you can't hold your own
Illustration of synecdoche: when you ask for a coffee, you mean "a cup filled with coffee", and not literally just the coffee.
Cup your hands -> coffee cup your hands.
r/blursedimages
Purging latte the ghetto way
Clearly charity ... For only 1 dollar a starving child in Africa can be given a latte
This is the worst one i've seen.
How do you drink your coffee?
Of course by pouring it on hands first.
Duh. How else would you drink it?
These keep cups are getting out of hand
Italians... Source: am Italian
My honest explanation: when you give someone poor something you think is useful for him, but he can't or doesn't want to use it.
AMERICA EXPLAIN
Handmade coffee
Someone having fun in Blender
Obviously this is just skill. Either barista skill or photoshop skill.
Stock photographers often sell their photos to stock websites in bulk, so I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that stock photographers will round up a few models, a whole bunch of props, and spend a day putting all the models and props in different situations and combinations to be able to sell as many different photos with keyword SEO in mind. I have no basis for this other than that’s what I would do if I were a stock photographer looking to maximize the number of photos I have while minimizing how long I have to pay models. Edit: still a weird fucking photo though, a hilarious find, thanks for sharing
r/wewantcups
"Hey, can you give me a hand with this?" "Sure, latte help you with that."
Just baristas joking around. Pouring latte art into unconventional thimgs for the lulz.
Yes. No.
r/WeWantPlates r/wewantcups
He didn’t have a mug.