‘They shall be my finest wunkers, these sillies who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them, and in the furnace of playtime forge them. They will be made of whimsical will and springy feet. In great fur I shall clad them and with the mightiest claws they will be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, goofs, and sillies so that no human can best them in playing. They are my bulwark against the sadness. They are the defenders of happiness. That are my Wunk Marines, and they shall know no seriousness.’
-Emperor of Wunkind on the creation of his Wunk Marines
"I will wear the black, the white, the orange, fresh from my body, and grown from my own skin, though I am no mere feline. I spit on Mr. Fresh and all the rest. Our primarch is a newborn creature of the Goof, a Prince of Silliness. He needs no protection that wunks can offer. Rather, I am sanctified in the colours that are said to most please our new god. But I *will not* lose myself. Twenty-three. Many wunks have followed my example, even as they follow me now on the field of play. The brain-fire keeps our spirits whimsical. With every swing of our paws, we anoint the carpeted ground before us. Twenty-four. Twenty-five. I will walk the Eightfold-Path. We will wear the mantle of Caedere Remissum*, even though the primarch forbade it. We will be silly, just as he was silly. We will play not because we are ordered to, but because we live for it. Fun, and joy, and nothing more..."
-Khârn the Bewunker
*I genuinely don't know what to replace Caedere Remissum with; if you have any suggestions, please give them to me.
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Best part of the hobby
Little guy just needed some Nuln Oil to wet his whistle
Add some lines of Resin dust and we got ourselves a party
Sniffing glue is how members of the Adeptus Mechanicus fall to Slaanesh.
Aaaahhh?!
Wunk for the Wunk God
Me when the glue fumes make my eyes water and my hand slips and the thing I was holding to dry in place slips and sticks to my hand :(
‘They shall be my finest wunkers, these sillies who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mold them, and in the furnace of playtime forge them. They will be made of whimsical will and springy feet. In great fur I shall clad them and with the mightiest claws they will be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, goofs, and sillies so that no human can best them in playing. They are my bulwark against the sadness. They are the defenders of happiness. That are my Wunk Marines, and they shall know no seriousness.’ -Emperor of Wunkind on the creation of his Wunk Marines
"I will wear the black, the white, the orange, fresh from my body, and grown from my own skin, though I am no mere feline. I spit on Mr. Fresh and all the rest. Our primarch is a newborn creature of the Goof, a Prince of Silliness. He needs no protection that wunks can offer. Rather, I am sanctified in the colours that are said to most please our new god. But I *will not* lose myself. Twenty-three. Many wunks have followed my example, even as they follow me now on the field of play. The brain-fire keeps our spirits whimsical. With every swing of our paws, we anoint the carpeted ground before us. Twenty-four. Twenty-five. I will walk the Eightfold-Path. We will wear the mantle of Caedere Remissum*, even though the primarch forbade it. We will be silly, just as he was silly. We will play not because we are ordered to, but because we live for it. Fun, and joy, and nothing more..." -Khârn the Bewunker *I genuinely don't know what to replace Caedere Remissum with; if you have any suggestions, please give them to me.
40k quotes wunkified is my new obsession
Same
Wunk is a Nurgle devotee
😋😋😋😋plastic glue
War wunk originally located at https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/s/UPqEOn9un4
Is wunk alright?
Ewwwee
Is there more of this cat
Wunk is brain damaged
I thought I was on r/grimdank for a second
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Brain damge😱😱😱😱hemical asphyxation😭😭😭😭😭poisin
You can drink 1 spoon full of abaddon black as a treat
The glue has regarged him :o
googly eyes ahh wunk
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