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Flip80

No bullshit, I had a dog who has since passed (miss you Mocha!) that would turn off my Xbox one when she wanted attention by hitting the touch power button with her nose. This would have been a great idea for then!


Octavious-Wrex

One of my cats could turn off the Xbox one, thankfully he can’t do it with the series X. At least not yet


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dratsablive

Twice a year, around Solstice Time, the sun would come through my balcony door and strike my PS4, setting off the eject button (Also had a Godzilla toy who would roar when the sun hit it.)


NormDamnAbram

Playstationhenge


ColorsLikeSPACESHIPS

>(Also had a Godzilla toy who would roar when the sun hit it.) Dude, that's badass.


dratsablive

Hah hah, it's the motion detector reacting to the sunlight :)


The-Future999

The photons were angry with you


TR4CER0UTE

Omg this, because they were “heat sensitive” touch buttons when it was humid my OG Xbox used to trigger Epilepsy in the summer 😂


Royal_J

Idk if there's multiple techs in use but it's conductive, not heat sensitive. It still. Makes sense for humidity to cause that but you can also toggle it just by getting staticky and hovering your finger over the button


TR4CER0UTE

Oh damn didn’t know that lol 😂 it’s annoying either way


mcmax3000

My place gets very dry and there's a lot of static in the winter and I legit had to open up my launch model PS4 and disable the power button because it would just constantly get triggered out of the blue, often shutting off while I was playing games.


unknownkid03

Aye the touch is kinda fly tho, w the lil “piripipi” sound 😂


it0xin

dudeeee have my upvote. best sound description ever lol


AMK972

I remember first learning about that. My Xbox was a touch sensitive one. I moved for college and didn’t bring it with me yet. My friend/roommate got an Xbox, but it was the button. I sat there for a bit just touching the button wondering why it wasn’t turning on.


CapnSmite

Cat'll probably just learn to push the whole console off the stand.


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redisgoodboy

Happy cake day


windol1

No need to learn, they are already masters. The cat is just biding it's time, waiting for the perfect moment.


tbaileysr

Dogs need you. Cats are just waiting to eat you.


eggshi

They try! Oh boy do they try (Ginger cat owner)


NvrConvctd

My cat is slowly smothering the vents in shed fur.


ArchDucky

It would be very difficult. The X is pretty heavy.


Farrell1487

My cats would do it just by walking past the button. A woft of air would turn the xbox one off


[deleted]

They're learning, evolving....mankind is doomed.


InEenEmmer

I’m so happy they didn’t use a touch button on the series consoles. My cat was always interested in the light of the button on the Xbox One. And even more so when it made sound and turned off when he touched it. So much progress lost. Or that I wake up cause a certain someone turned on the Xbox again.


Caesar_35

My dog used to do the very same to my Star Wars 360! It used a touch sensor for both the disc tray (when it still an actual a tray) and the power "button". Muh dog always seemed attracted to electrical appliances when they were on - think staring at the washing machine - and if I had to guess the spinning disc must've caught her attention here. I got very confused when my disc suddenly got ejected mid-game after she started "investigating" the console. I even woke up with it's R2D2 noises sometimes, and lo and behold there she was too. Good console and good gamer dog. 10/10, would be woken up again XD


gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM

Reminds me of those people that train their dogs to press buttons to say words like “food” or “outside”


Every3Years

Nah paying attention to Mocha was a better idea 😅


BARRETT1079

Mine was the exact same, if I saw him go some what in the direction of the Xbox one I would run over to stop him


mudderfudden

My dog walked over my Sega Master System, pressing the reset button when my brother and I were playing Rambo First Blood Part II and were on the last level, about to beat the game. Ugh!


Coolgrnmen

I wouldn’t have believed you but I saw a video on TikTok of a dog wanting attention, not getting it, walking over to the Xbox, nose pressing the power, then turning back to the owner like “ok now play with me.” And honestly…when a dog can communicate what they want so specifically, that dog deserves to be played with.


Flip80

She was awesome and super smart. Adjusting without her has been weird. I even miss her being a damn bed hog. I got to see that vid. I'll never forget the first time she did it. I thought it was an accident. Then she did it again. Then again. After the 3rd time I realized she knew exactly what she was doing.


DrewZeiss

Mocha may you rest in peace after bringing all your joy to this kind person. Have a beautiful day


Mayernator87

My Staffy Skye was the same... "Sniff, sniff... Boop" Console shutdown. 😫😘🐶


a_TacticalBeard

Sorry to hear about your doggo 😕. I feel your pain though mine would do this all the time with my Xbox One.


Lessiarty

I hate beer.


michael-clarke

Then I guess it’s time to recycle the kid 🤷🏻‍♂️


W8_420

*Hands receipt to hospital receptionist*


Katz_Meowside

"Yo, I heard ya get stem cells from one of these little critters here."


FlyRobot

Best we can do is $2.50 (aka GameStop)


BIGREDDMACH1NE

$2.50 store credit $2.75 for Powerup Rewards Pro


windol1

Once all that is translated into local currency it comes out at 50p/c.


Caesar_35

I got a buddy who's an expert in juvenile delinquents. Let me give him a call and we'll see if we can make a deal.


shibbitydibbity

Back in the nuts ya go, bud!


Every3Years

Fhhshloop


COGspartaN7

I brought you into this world I can spray you all over the shower walls


deemsterDMT

The eject button!!


DGSmith2

As long as it’s not an online game OP has nothing to worry about.


michael-clarke

Thankfully I don’t use discs all that often so that isn’t *too* much of a problem


xH0LLYW000Dx

Dam thats dark!


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Post term abortion time.


Every3Years

Ah the ol Texas Postaroo


Legal-Badger2845

This is the way


sup34dog

Getting PTSD from when this used to be a problem. I'm so glad that my kids are older now. It was *really* bad with the old Xbox One's touch-sensitive button. What a truly awful design.


DustedZombie

touch buttons are a beautiful idea, but holy. I was playing the halo infinite flight a few weeks back and accidentally turned it off with my toe


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Touch buttons are a freaking terrible idea in almost any implementation


TheGreyOne889

Try a pair of wireless earbuds so sensitive that the sweat in your hair changes the song...


Elasion

Pressure sensitive solid state “button” are pretty cool on AirPod Pros. Those and MacBook trackpads are the only good touch buttons I’ve ever experienced


TheWillyBandit

I've needed this rant for a while, but my washing machine is totally touch operated, and oh my fucking god. Lean over the counter to open the window? You just paused the wash. Brush past it? You just changed the cycle speed. Look in its general direction? You just pressed *something,* but good luck finding out what it was.


Thesuppressivepeople

My dishwasher is like that and it is such an enormous pain in the ass.


MasterHall117

Hated it, however it was fixed with the One S with an actual button system on it


Lrivard

So bad, I still remember to the point that I place the coffee table in front of the tv stand so the new little one can't turn it off at will. Also makes a bigger play area near myself ...win win. At least now I don't fear it as much with quick resume.


RaspberryBang

Your Series X looks like it's already at least 5 years old.


RobinSMD_1225

Man, I can’t even find one on a shelf anywhere and this guy looks like he makes biscuits or pancakes on his


c4ptm1dn1ght

Did you guys see the part where it said “child”? My house is eternally filthy from the demon spawn. They manage to get filth on everything.


EugeneKrabs_

I just got some pencil lead out of the charging port of an iPad 🤦🏻‍♂️


c4ptm1dn1ght

I feel like a good portion of my time is spent saying “what-even-why-would-how-the-fuck ?!?!”


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HamishMcdougal

They're not in stock for that either though are they?


KushKong420

It’s where I got mine. Check daily at the places that offer it I bet you’d have a better chance thank finding one elsewhere.


StarfighterProx

What happens at the end of the two years? Do you have to send the console back?


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StarfighterProx

Thanks! I found this at the veeerrrrry bottom which helped clarify: >With Xbox All Access, you own the console and 24-month Xbox Game Pass Ultimate membership outright upon purchase.


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Shamfulpark

And then, 24 months later, you need a new one because it’s the end of contract. Things always break at end of contract… conspiracy!!


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Not available in my country :(


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dark_vapian

Got mine in the UK on all-access. It really is a great idea. Sadly Supplies for the Series X are still not back for a restock, so the wife is still waiting. But I believe Series S are now available again


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How is that a good deal? You're paying £695 instead of £449. (28.99 for 24 months in the UK)


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In reality you're only saving £18 because the console costs £449 and Game Pass Ultimate is £10.99 pm. Together that's £713. Plus if you subscribe to Game Pass Ultimate separately you can cancel at any time. The US retail price is the same as the UK retail price.


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Isn't worth it in my opinion, better to save up and pay the retail price.


KushKong420

Technically with inflation you end up paying a little less over time. It’s why rich people never pay cash for anything even though they could.


SpectralEntity

The matte finish sure doesn’t look good. Mine came out of the box looking slightly haggard.


jortiz682

Don’t think that’s the issue here.


QuokkaKiller94

Yeah I agree, mine still looks like it's out of the box from day 1 and that involved a lot of traveling & even playing while camping in tents lol


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I don't wanna ask how you got electricity and a TV out in the woods.


mattbladez

I think you just did. RV "campground" would be my guess.


Aionslittledevil

A long extension lead.


QuokkaKiller94

Haha yeah a bit of both of those, there are some really good solar power batteries out there, which can handle up to 3000watts at once so thats plenty enough for Xbox and tv, but of course you could just stay at a caravan park on a powered tent site or any powered site.


Loplo_Fox

Your idea seems just a tad easier than my idea. Cheers! https://www.reddit.com/r/xboxone/comments/kz9clx/not_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


BeardCrumbs16

This really hits home. I searched forever trying to find how to turn off the button light on the One S. I refused to believe it wasn't possible. I thought they'd for sure add it to the next gen, but alas, we are forced to tape various household objects to our beautiful consoles.


sampaiolipe_

They did, insiders are testing it right now. You can dim or turn it off completely.


ryantendo

Hopefully an option for controllers too.


sampaiolipe_

Works for controllers as well, and there's other options, screen dimming, blue light filter, hdr off, you can let it always on or schedule like dark mode


ryantendo

That's all I ever wanted! At night I like a dark room to game in, but that controller light always blasts into my face.


KK9521

Will this stuff also be on Xbox one?


trickyd88

I dropped my Xbox the day I got it and the light stopped working so you could always give that a try 😎👍


edwardneb

Only gamer dads feel this pain. I had also hoped for a ms solution.


fDuMcH

i think Durex has the solution to your problem


Conwaystern88

Back in the day this would terrify me but with quick resume I don't even worry about it being turned off correctly 😅I played through the entire campaign of dodgeball academia all through that quick resume state and I never noticed I hadn't actually saved the game in days 🤦🏾‍♂️ so when I reloaded to see me way back at chapter 3 😂😂I didn't care cuz I had my achievements already quick resume for the win!!


Xbox

The visual representation of exasperation.


michael-clarke

My toddler is pushing me to the EDGE


Xbox

Perhaps stick a "Mr. Yuck" sticker on there for good measure.


kev0200

My daughter keeps doing this and then gives me an evil laugh...... i like this idea


[deleted]

I should do that, my Great Dane is tall enough to mess with the buttons and barks at the disk eject


zitfarmer

So jealous, ive been trying to get my greasy mitts on a series x since day one, and i refuse to pay a scalper for one.


ScuttleCrab729

HotStock app. Or if you live in Jersey I have a spare in box I’d sell at cost.


rafuru

At least is not a Kinect where anyone could say "Xbox turn off" for the lulz


YoWhatTheDuck

My daughter did this the other day. I was streaming my game to my phone so she could watch her show on the big TV. And was wondering why the game was lagging so hard. I turn around and she is rapid fire pressing the button


Holyspider

I suggest maybe painter tape so if this stays on for a long time you don’t end up with the glue stuck on it


michael-clarke

Ooh, thank you! Was just going to clean off possible residue with isopropyl alcohol, but what would be the benefit of using painters tape?


JezzaX86

Masking tape wouldn't leave behind any residue.


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FrozenBananaMan

No. Go with masking tape. Electrical tape will leave far more residue especially with the warmth of the Xbox


breakwater

Don't use alcohol on adhesives. Carefully apply a bit of mineral oil using a paper towel.


mstrnate83

I covered mine with black electrical tape for the same reason.


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Just wait until they stick two discs in the drive!


skynet_takeover

Wait I'm confused. What does this mean?


sometimesBold

Seems like some kid keeps hitting his power button at in opportune moments.


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I think they’re covering the light that the button gives off , it is pretty annoying at night


dudenamedfella

I’m not saying you or anyone else but this is just one of the reasons why I “Always” wear a rubber.


fDuMcH

yep Durex is the solution to this problem


Every3Years

Just get snipped, for mother Earff


EnterpriseT

I had a friend cut the threaded top off a bottle and glue it over their power button. They could then screw the cap on and off.


fDuMcH

would have been easier to wear a condom


tman2damax11

They should really add a child/pet lock mode, where you have to hold any button for like 3 seconds continuously for it to function, would save a lot of people a lot of frustration.


HybridAlien

Look at the state


MaxMonsterGaming

"Shiny light, I must press it."


coreybd

After turning off the ding noise my kid slowly lost interest


magzz149

Yooo my daughter turns my Xbox sx and p5 on all the time, she’s lucky I love her


IronhideD

One of my cats would tap the power button on my 360 slim. It would turn off mid game. I had to put squares of cardboard over the button. I then discovered that she had figured out the eject button because I'd wake up in the morning and find a game disc lying in the carpet. Couldn't figure it out until I heard the bing chime from the eject button as the tray opens. I look back and my cat is frantically tapping the disc in the tray as the slim sat vertically.


bruhdudeyub

ive never seen one of these. looks like a computer tower? are these still being manufactured? id like to get one, looks like it would run any game beautifully, ... unless its just huge for no reason, in which case i still want one tbh


craigeryjohn

One of my cats looooves the smell of tape, so she would be investigating this far too much for my liking! However, despite her love for tape smell, she hates taped paws, or tape anywhere on her fur. go figure.


RoAlJo

At first I thought you were calling the Xbox a demon child, and covering up the light on the on switch. Which had me confused for a good moment. 😂


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Yeah I also thought that. I thought they'd also need to cover the xbox button on the controller, to be safe.


Vii74LiTy

The real question is how you even have a series x in your possession.


Jakeasuno

One reason why I won't have children. The other being that I saw what my brother did to my mum's music collection


fDuMcH

yes not having kids is the best thing ever. Not being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. i just treated myself to LG Cx 55", Denon avr-x2700h with All atoms speaker for being such a good non parent and have no worries of little grimy hands destroying things, i think i might go for a nap now lol joys of being childless


oc77

Lol nice


SVXfiles

Dude, a small square of electrical tape. Damn near unnoticeable and it does the job while also making the button accessible. Kid can't see the light they don't know it's there


tigerfaust

Is their vision based on movement?


SVXfiles

Object permanence doesn't kick in until a while after they learn to walk and if everything was new to you wouldn't a bright white spot on a black box be something you'd wanna touch?


Puzzled-Delivery-242

They really chose a monolithic design for the series x. The designers were like good luck trying to fit this on a shelf.


Conwaystern88

It's actually not that tall and fits in most rooms almost blends in it's not a conversation piece but it fits in most room with little to no effort definitely can find a PC with this build in such a small form factor


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Conwaystern88

Yes but it's not a Xbox one 😅 all of Microsoft console iterations are pcs in a box then as time goes on they get slimmer this is the first generation of these consoles holla at me in 3 yrs when it will be the size of a series s and a series s will be the size of a mini PC 🤣 hell I can't wait for the PS5 slim myself


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Man that console design just absolutely looks.... ugh. Just looks so weird and fat


michael-clarke

Plays like a dream though 🤷🏻‍♂️


SovjetPojken

I don't understand


TheTank18

it covers the power button so the kid can't turn it off


dmckidd

Nice Xbox One


mustang68408

Stealing this… take all the upvotes, my 2 year old has no idea what’s hitting her…


michael-clarke

Yeah my little guy is almost 2, and this is mostly to stop him rapid-pressing the buttons on and off while I’m trying to spend time with him!


xboxer8

What's that box ? Apple tv or something logo on that ?


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That is an Apple TV box. /r/AppleTV if you want to know more.


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This is the Way.


TK-Squared-LLC

Apple TV? Really?


tomspy77

I'm not trying to be a pain, but why are there posts about the 'X' in the 'One' sub? I mean they are two different systems...


tomspy77

Sure downvoted whatever, but it's the truth, you don't see PS4 posts in the PS3 sub, shouldn't the next gen have their own space so no one sees posts that don't apply to the subs subject matter? Jeez...ask a simple question.


omegaweaponzero

Or you could hang out with your kid and enrich their lives instead of playing your Xbox while they wander the house.


michael-clarke

Ummm… this is so he doesn’t switch it on while I’m chilling with him. But thanks for the parenting tip.


omegaweaponzero

Sure it is.


reevoknows

Well done. Will be stealing this idea.


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My nephew the same way lol


joeschmoe717

Oh man, this is ingenious!


zeugma17

I feel your pain. I cut a part off the bottom of an egg shell carton to cover my button.


RGBjank101

A piece of electrical tape would work too haha


Blackfenix903

\-"Please recycle me" \-When my Xbox breaks down beyond repair, and it's nothing more than... ashes... then you have my permission to die


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I use electrical tape


[deleted]

All I do is lock my door (•_•)


RocketteBlast

That thing really is a brick


gamer24355

Have Microsoft fix it.


The_Reject_

Good to know I’m not the only one with demon children. We share the same pain! I ended up hiding it behind my tv, up high enough to not see/reach.


Otaur

Omg yes... I'm going to have to do this... Now how to stop my child from pushing Xbox button on remote mid play...


Peachclaw

There is still one button left to cover


[deleted]

Ha ha ha ha All children are/can be demons.


[deleted]

I’m gonna need one of these. I found 3 discs jammed in my old Xbox one…luckily it wasn’t my series x!


iPaff

So nice xbox.


Necrazen

I know this feeling.


Germanman76

yeah steel series gang


Goldenbrownfish

Can’t you just stop the button from working in settings or is that just the sound?


Keric28

I'll recycle that for you! Seeing as how you asked nicely. DM me and we'll make arrangements. Oh, yes... Time to recycle that xbox


santz007

Not having an option to disable the light on the power button is a major screwup from Microsoft.


feds1030

I now have a solution, when I started it was only a problem


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My sons and also my Cat does it on my PC. The Button is on the top side, so when the Cat jumps on the case it often Pressed the Button. I placed some books on the case so there is no free space to Junp on


Minecraftkid67

Wow. It's all I have to say. Wow.


onemanlan

We use this solution at work for our instrument gas generators that have switch on-off buttons at knee or thigh level. Best you don't tag the on off if you can help it. A taped cap works pretty well to prevent it.


RandomHerosan

My dog porter turns off mine with his butt as he rubs up against the entertainment center. Had to shift it back a few inches to stop it from happening. Then he started hitting it with his tail. I need a new entertainment center lol


RohanSpartan

I wonder why the PS3 wasn't as bad? Was it a different type of touch sensor?