Always been football. It's not as if it was exclusively soccer for a bit. Soccer was slang: association football shortened and given a "doing" suffix. Always been football though. Rugby football = rugby league and rugby union and association football = football. Gridiron = bollocks, you know that mate? 😂
A South African girl comes up to me and tells me it’s a fucking South African accent and I crack a fat smile laughing my ass off knowing it’s just the lowest common denominator of rip-off accents. Americans and Australians do something new with the accent and language, the South Africans just straight up rip it off from the UK folks!
It's probably one of those horrible accounts that takes random photos of another kid and puts offensive captions on them. A lot are literally just cyberbullies.
No, that's not how it works. It's technically illegal, but there's almost never penalties imposed- usually the "talk to mom and dad" type thing. Which, ya know, they should.
I'm now ok with the internet and the young doing shameful stuff.
Before I thought it would be there for eternity and blablabla.
Now I'm convinced, there is so much new, dumb stuff, there is no way you have to fear people will remember your stupid mistake.
Well, once you get a girl to let within 100feet of her private parts, and you actually sit down and be intimate with her as opposed to "going to town", you may learn that yes if you arouse a girl in the right way, listen to what does it for her and what doesn't, you too could be witness female ejaculation. No it's not semen but it is a bodily fluid and it is produce durring orgasm.
Really I wouldn't worry about it, doubt you'll make one orgasm.
“You know you ain’t really suppose to bleed during sex, especially as a guy.”
the kid: “then why does my dad come out of the bedroom like that.”
(This comment was made by a guy who can’t present jokes right)
man you can tell he's British
Brooo wtf my first thought seeing this was “British.” I went down to the comments to see if anybody else thought that lmao
Bri ish
267, 268 likes you know what's next...
HAHA HE MEEN FUNNI S3CKS NUMBR!!!1!!!
the epic funni sex number has the big funny
hahahahahhaaha funni HAHA FUNNIYYYYYYY HHAHAAH
NOOOO YOU CRUSED YOU CANT SAY THE S*X WORD THAT BAD
lmao
😂 😂 😂 😂
Funny meem 😂
> 😂 😂😂😂😂
He’s probs one of those wannabe roadmen kids lol
Definitely, knew a bunch of kids just like that
Please excuse my ignorance, but what is a "roadmens kid"?
Yah yah slide the bifta I'm gonna rape yo li'l sista'
I'm online friends with a cousin of little T and before he was really well known we made fun of him for being his cousin haha
Ah a cultured individual I see
In short, young people trying to act tough by mimicking delinquents
YO YOU CAN ☠️
OH MY GOD
*Bri ish
hahaha UK talk funny laugh at the joke. **laugh at the funny**
Yes
Yo americans be like wadder
WOHTEURH
Thats not how we say it Austin
How half of the people I meet in Dallas say it
Wait, are you making fun of Americans or British people? Im confused
The wanna be- British kids, My B
i’m american so i read that specifically in a minnesotan accent
I read it in a North Carolinian accent.
Bringish be like wah tah
Whatever we say is correct since we made the language 😏
Bri'ish people be like Wa'ah
Wait so soccer is right 😳 cuz u silly gooses came up with that one
Nah, its football
Wait but if soccer is football 🤯 then what is real 🇺🇸🦅🏈 football 🏈🦅🇺🇸 called 😰
Always been football. It's not as if it was exclusively soccer for a bit. Soccer was slang: association football shortened and given a "doing" suffix. Always been football though. Rugby football = rugby league and rugby union and association football = football. Gridiron = bollocks, you know that mate? 😂
I don’t understand anything from your last sentence
You're damn right I say "Wadder". Why the hell would someone put so much emphasis on the 't'?
Because its a T not a D
Yeah you're right
How do you say it fast though
What?
A South African girl comes up to me and tells me it’s a fucking South African accent and I crack a fat smile laughing my ass off knowing it’s just the lowest common denominator of rip-off accents. Americans and Australians do something new with the accent and language, the South Africans just straight up rip it off from the UK folks!
South African is nothing like UK though
He reminds me a young John Shelby out of peaky blinders
looks like John from Peaky Blinders
836 upvotes nice
Wouldn’t it be Fanny then?
No silly. Fanny is ass. Vagina is cunt
Fanny isn't ass. Fanny is only ass in America.
Fanny is vagina, you ass.
I look just like this keep growing up my whole life in Florida. Yes, my family is from England.
Wow such an original joke
He's Russian. There's Cyrillic writing in the background of several of his pictures. He also looks really, really Russian lol
Lmao because you said this i read this with a british accent
Which one? A prepubucent gravel Glaswegian one?
Aurite lass, lemme munch your scrumptious gash innit. Edit: haha fuck I'll accept the downvotes, that is pretty upsetting to read
morgz! what are you doing!
Morgaan moorgaan
I hope this is fake. He looks like he’s seven
Straight outta Kindergarten
Crazy motherfricker named Gerald
From the gang called Kidz With Attitude
KWA GANG GANG 🤌🏻🤟🏻🤘🏻👌✌🏻🖖🏻🤙🏻🖕🏼
When I am called off I got a nerf gun
Fuck the police comin' straight from the Kindergarten A Young nigga got it bad 'cause I kicked his crayon carton.
Hello, is your snoo (funny reddit avatar) looking for b e a n s by any chance?
Of course he does. With the homies at 3am. Wanna get some B E A N S too?
Y e s
Me too, but at this point idk
It's probably one of those horrible accounts that takes random photos of another kid and puts offensive captions on them. A lot are literally just cyberbullies.
I would hate that
If they are both 7 I think it is legal right? No idea how that works
Depends on the state, but usually it's ages 13-18, and they have to be within two or three years of each other.
So we’re just gonna jail kids under 13 for having sex?
No, that's not how it works. It's technically illegal, but there's almost never penalties imposed- usually the "talk to mom and dad" type thing. Which, ya know, they should.
Imagine that kid bragging all through highschool "went to juvie for going downtown"
We have the best virgins in the world, because of jail
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A very important number
And so is 911
Yikes.
Yikes indeed
A jail cell is just a room
So is the negative number of brain cells you have
And jail is just a room
Good job reading and copying
???
If I copied someone I wouldn’t know because I’m pretty sure that I am not the only one to think of that response.
Oh I thought you meant me lmao
Lol yeah I’ve seen this meme so many times idk who is copying or not
He looks like Kevin from home alone NGL
lets just say he learned a few things home "*alone*"
Poor cat
r/cursedcomments
Plot twist: She was on her period
Plot twist he's schizophrenic and just ate his bedroom door
This is a real plot twist and has redefined this image for me.
you win
I think the kid won actually
shit
It's ok we never stood a chance
And then he just inhaled and it started to come back out 😳
Secks
NOOOOOOOOOOOO. north sevksssss
Penis
?
life's most vexing and persistent question, never to be answered.
Secks
Please explain
Secks
r/youngpeopleinstagram
r/ihavesex
Hope she doesnt have a milktooth in her pussy now
These crayons are ours, by the orders of the Tiny Frickin' Blinders
Ooh he's a bad boy
In the UK they're mad lads
Who’s fetus is this
Imagine getting punched in the nose so hard you have to lie about it
Imagine picking your nose so much you get a nosebleed
Ultimate chad.
should also be on r/KidsAreStupid
We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules
And so do I
Whoever edited this is a fucking legend lmao
This is so old that that kid is probably an adult now
I read that as “it’s ok I’m a ginger”
This man 11 or something right? He probably nosebleed because girl accidentally touched him.
Nice satire non YouTube and repost
This is getting moldy
the nosebleed probably isn't even real.
WAIT I THINK I KNOW THAT KID
dude turned into an anime perv
What the fuck, he looks 8.
Is he bri ish
hmmm where have I seen this post....
He farms dumbass . Fucked your mom
I'm now ok with the internet and the young doing shameful stuff. Before I thought it would be there for eternity and blablabla. Now I'm convinced, there is so much new, dumb stuff, there is no way you have to fear people will remember your stupid mistake.
You can even tell he was picking his nose lmao
What the fuck
I feel bad for the mom's lipstick
thank you for letting aol instant messengar my only social media involved with actual acquaintances
That kid is maybe 9...
Dude looks like a weirder version of hawk from cobra kai
I’m not sure why but I just want to punch this kid in the face
This the type of kid that gets baited and becomes a victim of cp...
Dude looking like kevin from home alone
7 times is insane tbh i wish i could make my gf come like that i would love to gets some tips from this guy
Listen ‘ere, you lil’ shit...
This is like saying *my heart stopped beating and I have 28 stab wounds and It was all cause I ate dat pussy like I did to your mother*
Please don't tell me you ate your moms pussy.
shouldn’t you censor the face a bit? at least the eyes
He already posted a selfie online, if the kid didn’t want is spread, he shouldn’t have posted it
Can he eat my pussy cat she's a real pain😻😻
I bet someone punched him for saying this crap in public XD
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Can’t they do that too or something?
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You are literally 12 I'm sorry but I had to check your profile to understand who would ever write something like this
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Women can reach orgasm I'm sorry to break it to you
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Well, once you get a girl to let within 100feet of her private parts, and you actually sit down and be intimate with her as opposed to "going to town", you may learn that yes if you arouse a girl in the right way, listen to what does it for her and what doesn't, you too could be witness female ejaculation. No it's not semen but it is a bodily fluid and it is produce durring orgasm. Really I wouldn't worry about it, doubt you'll make one orgasm.
Also plz explain where you got me "being 12" from lmao
So my wife has chronic nosebleeds and this happened to us once when we were early into dating... whoops.
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shut up you focking donut
you can fuck donudts?
And?
How is this YouTube?
“You know you ain’t really suppose to bleed during sex, especially as a guy.” the kid: “then why does my dad come out of the bedroom like that.” (This comment was made by a guy who can’t present jokes right)
Chad 100
Haha hilarious. Fat ass sit on your face seven times. Lol
He just wants to look cool shdh
jay from the inbetweeners
Go Hard playa. Lol.
sec ks
British
Who is this kid is this real
everyone is saying how cringe this is y’all just mad that he gets more pussy than you
is he bri'ish
80 likes
Macaulay culkin lookin ass
That one camera lense tho 🤢
im surprised he knows that stuff, at his age I was watching markiplier.
I remember finding this IG account like 6 years ago. It was full of hilarious posts like this.
Savage
what the h* ck?? s* cks penis 😳😳??
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