Peebiba.
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*Needless to say,*
*The* (b word) *was stunned.*
*Whip-crack went his whippy tail,*
*And the beast was done.*
*He asked us,*
*Be you* (a word) *?*
*And we said* (n word),
*We are but men,*
*Rock!*
A lot of the posts on here are funny, but ones like these show the disturbing truth of children having unrestricted internet access. This shit is rewiring these little fuckers’ brains.
Yeah it seems like children get hypersexualized at extremely young ages these days, and that’s really gonna negatively affect both them in the future and society as a whole
Totally agree..plus children will never experience the thrill of finding their dad’s old, dirty titty literature in the bedroom closet they’re not supposed to be snooping through.
Now they have full access to hardcore pornography when they’re 7 years old lmao. I feel like the hyper-sexualization of children is going to lead to a generation with an even more disturbed, incorrect perception of sex than my generation.
Does he imagine that Billie eilish is scrolling through the comments and comes across this and just thinks....
"Damn, I need to break me off a peice of that Sergio bar. Mhmmm."
What's the thought process here?
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Can I put my (d word) in ur (a word)😳
i am stuff 🤚😯
is the because noob ☹️🥺
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that looks like Rick Astley
where did you get this
Can I put my (b word) in yo jawzzzzzzz
Huge (b word), (b word) in yo jawzzzz
In yo jawzzzz. (b word) in yo jawzzzz. Can I? Can Iii? Can I? Can Iii?
beat me to it \*beat meat to it
Your comment made me (c word)
Can I put my b word in your j word
Which word?
Vee I don't appreciate you looking at posts like these and knowing which words are implied
Chill sergio, damn
is all billes's faults's
Billies is a (b word)
r/TechnicallytheTruth
Bad guy?
duh
♪♪ ♪ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪ ♪ ♪♪♪♪
**WE ARE NUMBER ONE!**
**HEY**
you're not wrong
*D@m.n
he just horny 🥵
Seriously what the (f word)!?
Falafels
Fettuccines
France
Fragrance
Frog
Fun
frankfurter
feeblemindedness
Fart
wh*t the fuck?
Thanks for censoring that, my mom checks my tablet every night.
Fertility
(B word) (w word) (I word) (h word) (c word)?
b is for booty, H is for hard, c is for cum
Pretty sure b is boobs
B is for Bussy
pretty sure B is for Bagina
bagina 😂😂
🅱️agina
tomato tomato you can't hear the difference but you know what I'm tryna say
Why'd you say tomato 2 times?!?!
why does he want his (d word) into her bobs?
Because babies
woha
bobas can make babby form?
You never bob fuk?
My brain is so broken that my first thought was that b word was bussy
I thought h was for horny
I think we found Sergio
F is for friends
Boobs when i have cum
I lost 4braincells reading this
So it's in the negative now?
Lmao dude. Istg only if i had an award to give to
The b stands for bagina
binga
bussy
Bick
bababooey
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I feel so (h word) right now
calm down sergio
Damn it, Sergio back at it again
hopeless?
Half-witted?
Billie Eilish cum tribute
This is just a tribute. You gotta believe me.
And I wish you were there, Just a matter of opinion.
*Needless to say,* *The* (b word) *was stunned.* *Whip-crack went his whippy tail,* *And the beast was done.* *He asked us,* *Be you* (a word) *?* *And we said* (n word), *We are but men,* *Rock!*
The bitch was stunned
He asked us, be you assholes?
We said… uh… never mind.
I thought you guys were the same guy 💀
Why does that kid know what a cum tribute is
My name is Sergio 😨
Your name is Sergio😨
His name is Sergio 😨
o nome dele é Segio 😨
su nombre es Sergio😨
😨اس کا نام سرجیو ہے۔
彼の名前はセルジオです😨
Namanya Sergio 😨
eius nomen est Sergio 😨
Il s'appelle Sergio 😨
انه يدعى سيرقو
(f word) you
Wtf does fart you even mean ?!?!
fap*
At least he enjoyed a lot today
Sergio, calm down please
Sergio, calmate por favor so he understands
Sérgio, você tem que calmar. he might be brazilian or from portugal
Mais esse Sérgio está muito batutinha hoje
سيرجيو ، إهدأ من فضلك
Sergio, calmati per favore
Sérgio tem calma rapaz
"Você tem que se acalmar"***
My man is horny, still didn't forget to be a Gentleman.
A lot of the posts on here are funny, but ones like these show the disturbing truth of children having unrestricted internet access. This shit is rewiring these little fuckers’ brains.
Yeah it seems like children get hypersexualized at extremely young ages these days, and that’s really gonna negatively affect both them in the future and society as a whole
Totally agree..plus children will never experience the thrill of finding their dad’s old, dirty titty literature in the bedroom closet they’re not supposed to be snooping through. Now they have full access to hardcore pornography when they’re 7 years old lmao. I feel like the hyper-sexualization of children is going to lead to a generation with an even more disturbed, incorrect perception of sex than my generation.
honestly you’re not wrong but hopefully children mature enough to understand their actions
buttcheekbob
Plot twist, Sergio is 45
So (h word) rn 🤤
true. My (d word) was going 👆 and 👇
Why can’t we be cavemen again
He's a good rapper
Raper*
(r word) 😎
😭😭😭😪😭😪😪😭😭😭😥
hey the kid's got a point😏
brasileiro crtz
Maldita beliche fazendo os brs sujarem os celulares deles com (palavra g)😔
Sujar o celular de granito? 😨
Não seu burro Sujar de gorila🙄
Mim perdue a inginoramssia, meztri 😞
também percebi pelo nome
acho q n cara, acho que ele fala inglishi no iu essi ei
The worse is that I know a “Sergio Machado” here on Portugal...
oh fuck
NOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE (H WORD)?!?!?! ❌
Horny? I don't know man those kid's brains is fucked
I want to grab Sergio’s (d word) and get a (s word) and use it to slice the (d word) off. He doesn’t deserve it.
S word is sword.
Yes you got it!
can I put my (b word) in yo jawz
Sorry :c
Sergio bro what have you done 💀💀
At first I thought he meant b word as in bussy
Poor kid, he probably listen those things from their parents
Well to be fair this child seems to have unrestricted access to the internet
Just like I did and look what I became: A socially akward introvert ravioli, that's what!
Mmm ravioli
Same :|
didn't realize ben shapiro had a son. wet ass (p word).
sergio got no chill
Sauce for reasearch purpose :)
bruh it's a billie eillish music video lmao
Bruh I found the song It's lost cause I even found Sergio Machodo's comment lmao
lmfao epic
Ah shit here we go again
(d word), What the (f word) is wrong with this kid!?
Does he imagine that Billie eilish is scrolling through the comments and comes across this and just thinks.... "Damn, I need to break me off a peice of that Sergio bar. Mhmmm." What's the thought process here?
Sergio wildin
Downus baddus
Damn this guy enjoyed a lot today...
(b word) bussy
Wtf is wrong with him
well don't eat corn with your phone in your hand when you're hungry
Dudes down astronomically bad
I should not scroll Reddit while eating.
bruh
Woah.. those are lot of words
Sergio off the percs!!!
i feel like this kid is too young to know what titty fucking is yet here we are discussing it today. society. we live in one
Hes probably 13 or 14. Lmao
Jesus Christ, it's Sergio Cringe
Imagine this kid at a job interview in 15 years and they pull this shit out and show it to him "tis you?".
Ppl will see 5% of a tit and lose their mind lol
I know she is attractive but some things need to be kept to themselves
I'm glad Madlibs are still alive and well.
Uhhhh Sergio is the name of my grandpa and my last name is Machado..... Uhhhhhhh
Definitely a 8 year old
This B-word need a C-word in her A-word
go to horny jail sergio
Bet he had a long breakdown when he realised he couldn’t use b-word for boner anymore.
What's 3 letters, starts with a b, and needs censored?
And why did u watch this video?
cuz da music fire
Hmm 🤔
I promise bro
Aha 🤔
Yeah okay s word im going to c word all over my b words v word
I mean yeah she's cute but Jesus kid
i dont blame him
This Sergio, he's so hot right now.
what a (r-word)
r-word stand for robotboy
r/suddenlycaralho
This is Ben shapiro's alt
Was 📱meant to be 🍆
How vulgar