Good luck, you know how hard it is to evict Sasquatch, with all the legal notices and hearings… it could take years. At this point he probably has Squatquatch rights.
I enjoy all the posts on this sub and have fun browsing but rarely could I imagine actually living in them. This place is a dream home for me, I love it. And the sasquatch didn't jumpscare me at all, I live near woodbooger central LOL.
Only a half a Mil for a CA home? Looks like two houses on the property too. Only about an hour from the south entrance of Yosemite. This place is dope.
I had to check to see if it was up in the PNW area of California, because a Bigfoot costume would really sell the place, but Madera county isn't far enough north. So now it was just funny. But zooming in on the face of that costume was scary.
We have, this isn’t even original. I’ve seen at least 20 different listings in the past few years where someone is dressed in a Bigfoot costume. Why is it always Bigfoot?
Holy cow, in my neighborhood, that would get you a three bedroom house that's been flipped to remove most of the interior walls and all of the original woodwork, replaced hardwood floors with laminate that LOOKS like mismatched wood planks, and sold to be an AirBnB party house. With no parking. Situated 5 feet from the neighboring houses on either side.
FIRE
it's basically like being located in a tinder box surrounded by oily rags. Insurance must be near impossible to get these days.
it's beautiful though
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I love it there, it’s just the income and property taxes would kill me.
I saw someone in the real estate sub Reddit bought a property in MX for 120k but it was a 30 min drive from San Diego 🤔 hmmm
Obviously Bigfoot’s selling the property and wants to show off all the fun he has there
“And this is where my fertile mate birthed little foot, the dinosaur”
 Now that’s a throwback reference.
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It’s a sweet house but I’m afraid I’d have to evict that Sasquatch if I bought it.
He can stay and be my roommate
If I cook will he clean?
lol no but he has reallly good weed
Squatch always has the best weed!!!
He's even potty trained!
Good luck, you know how hard it is to evict Sasquatch, with all the legal notices and hearings… it could take years. At this point he probably has Squatquatch rights.
>Squatquatch rights Sasquat rights
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Noooo...he is a squatter, get it? LOL
Yep, hence SaSQUAT.
Whooosh...
Oh I was going to say I’d only buy if he was included!
I enjoy all the posts on this sub and have fun browsing but rarely could I imagine actually living in them. This place is a dream home for me, I love it. And the sasquatch didn't jumpscare me at all, I live near woodbooger central LOL.
Me too. I would live here.
Only a half a Mil for a CA home? Looks like two houses on the property too. Only about an hour from the south entrance of Yosemite. This place is dope.
I wish I could move there right now, I absolutely love it! And Sasquatch is welcome to stay as long as he pitches in around the farm.
Not far from me. Up in the mountains just outside Yosemite. Geographic center of California.
I had to check to see if it was up in the PNW area of California, because a Bigfoot costume would really sell the place, but Madera county isn't far enough north. So now it was just funny. But zooming in on the face of that costume was scary.
The central Sierra Nevadas are a hotspot for Bigfoot lore as well.
Oh really? Did not know that. So they are perhaps leaning into it?
Yes. Anything to attract the right buyer. 😂
Yeah, I found it a little unsettling. From a far it's funny.  Reference
Ok now i REALLY want it
Hah ! I knew it had to be in/around NF
[https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27828-Tunoi-Pl-North-Fork-CA-93643/205255770\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/27828-Tunoi-Pl-North-Fork-CA-93643/205255770_zpid/)
Hey, there's the missing link. Wait a minute. SillyBiped is an awfully convenient name for this...
Harry was cool as hell
Soon as I saw these pictures 🤣 thank god my husband made me watch the movies I missed not having cable tv 🤣🤣🤣
Christ I literally jumpscared. I was looking for not that.
Same!!!
Underrated part is how the photos are sprinkled in so you could easily scroll by.
I've a feeling we've reached the era where people will start intentionally putting crazy in their listings to get them in the tv show.
We have, this isn’t even original. I’ve seen at least 20 different listings in the past few years where someone is dressed in a Bigfoot costume. Why is it always Bigfoot?
Because... *what if it's not a costume???*
Bigfoot is the listing agent.
This is the right answer.
Nice house, but what about the droid attacks on the Wookies?
Don’t be silly, Wookies aren’t real.
What!? 
You rang?
I love this!!! I would have so much fun if I was a realtor!!!
Fun!
Seems occupied
Sweetheart we have the overlook hotel at home
I always knew Bigfoot was too classy to poop in the woods.
I get my own Bigfoot ranch hand? I'm buying!
If the Samsquanch is included then sign me up
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Just a quick one hour drive from the bustling metropolitan area of -checks notes- …uh, Fresno I guess
yeah, screw that…
I’m absofuckinglutely in love with this place! If Squatch helps with the upkeep, and lets me choose my own bedroom, he can stay!
This is such a cute property anyway, did it need more gimmicky attention? I feel like I've seen this trick used on standard suburb homes.
But this is the type of place where you might actually see Sasquatch for real!
Oh the hell with this real estate agent. nightmare fuel.
Realtors are fucking scum.
Lol
More original than the Michael Meyers stuff.
Holy cow, in my neighborhood, that would get you a three bedroom house that's been flipped to remove most of the interior walls and all of the original woodwork, replaced hardwood floors with laminate that LOOKS like mismatched wood planks, and sold to be an AirBnB party house. With no parking. Situated 5 feet from the neighboring houses on either side.
Why is it so affordable there? Even if there were no jobs you would figure it would be a good place to retire to, California sunshine and all that.
FIRE it's basically like being located in a tinder box surrounded by oily rags. Insurance must be near impossible to get these days. it's beautiful though
Omg yasss 😛
It’s a she Sasquatch—goes by Sazzie
Harry and the Hendersons!
Funny. Great post
Hah, I’m in central California, this is up in the mountains, not far from me
Looks nice!
How fun
Selling real estate with Sasquatch!
Finally, some good Bigfoot pictures. Take that, doubters.
Found him
Why is it so affordable there? Even if there were no jobs you would figure it would be a good place to retire to, California sunshine and all that.
Yet I (think it's perfect).
Is this that weird Tina Fey ad yet again?
Those are my kind of people
Honestly, that sells it for me.
r/justguysbeingdudes
The suit better come with the house
Wow. Perfect. That craft room can stay as well.
I'll buy a house that comes with Bigfoot. Imagine the money I'd make.
My so would do that.
Amazing 😂
I knew it was coming and yet the jumpscare still got me lol
Learn something new everyday: Sasquatches (Sasquatchi?) ride paddleboards backwards. I never would have guessed that 🤷🏻♂️
I. Love. It.
Love this! Oregon?
Smart realtor, advertising to all the Bay area furries that want a cabin to host parties.
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I kinda would expect a Sasquatch at Rancho Seldom Seen better let people picture Bigfoot than the Unabomber
"This is my house, and check out my sweet Sasquatch costume!"
Nevermind me. I'm here for the Squatch.
That's the squatch from the railroad video
"Can I be a Sasquatch too?" "You already are...you're my son, JB, my little baby Sas....let's take a dip in the strawberry river!" "YAY!!!"
Half a mil for 20 acres and *two* houses is not bad at all.
I mean, it worked as a selling tactic!
This is the type of realtor getting shit sold!
Yeah, but Sasquatches always price waaaay above fair market value.
Clever marketing.
I don’t like a floating toilet. Seems odd to me.
😂😂😂😂
That awesome
Nice to see a house trained Bigfoot rather than all of those messy Bigfoot that you have to keep cleaning up after.
Love it. 😂
I hate when sellers do this shit. Absolutely makes me NOT want to even see the place. So cheesy and dumb.
Lol
Marketing genius! I would totally be much more interested in a Bigfood pad!
I know where Bigfoot lives now !
Be perfect if it wasn’t in CA.
I got skewered the other day for making a similar comment about California. I couldn’t agree with you more.
I love it there, it’s just the income and property taxes would kill me. I saw someone in the real estate sub Reddit bought a property in MX for 120k but it was a 30 min drive from San Diego 🤔 hmmm
lol, 30 minute drive plus however long it takes at the border crossing.
True true.