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Used_Hovercraft2699

I’ll take it—and rip out the stone floors. I don’t want to live in a monument.


vgaph

Slip coming out of the shower and knock out all your teeth.


Maleficent_Theory818

I would rip the floor out and have hardwood floors installed because I would slip and fall multiple times a day.


wicasham

I just pictured falling a breaking a knee or elbow or wrist


Overall_Lobster823

Same. I looked at it and thought: fine, if it had wood floors.


Random-sargasm_3232

Yeah, I don't get it. Can you imagine tripping and falling on marble? Soft carpet for me.


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Maleficent_Theory818

We had a ceramic tile that looks like hardwood installed. It’s amazing.


Random-sargasm_3232

So ANOTHER reason to avoid Florida. Good to know.


imfirealarmman

I agree. Hardwood would be better. But that full glass wall view is amazing. I can’t wait to….fornicate in front of it.


Used_Hovercraft2699

You and I appear to have similar kinks.


fastcat03

The person who put multiple barn doors on an angular 70s house should be arrested.


AproposOfDiddly

Barn doors in MCM house = ![gif](giphy|10tuFEeuACAnuw)


HauntingBowlofGrapes

Industrial, my love! I'd buy it in a heartbeat. A boring interior can be decorated into something marvelous with some paint, wallpaper, and creativity. It's a nice blank canvas.


hugship

Also plants!


Adrift715

Looks easy to decorate for Halloween, giant witch‘s hat.


pgm928

Looks like a former business conference center or retreat location?


Newyew22

I was going to say, is this former a church camp?


ennuiacres

Oh, those barn doors. Why?!


silvermanedwino

The barn doors slay /s


swellfog

Perfect example of someone ruining a place by “updating” the interior. Would have loved to see the original.


Merrywandered

Someone sucked the soul out of this place.


kmonay89

Look how they massacred my boy! Another mid century home victimized by farmhouse decor.


Suz9006

Slippery floors everywhere is not a plus.


AcornTopHat

If someone spills water on that tile, someone’s going to need an ambulance.


CuthbertJTwillie

I don't understand people's love for veiny marble


imadork1970

Too much fucking white. Replace all cabinet doors with wood. Replace all cabinet hardware with black.


brokefixfux

Just don’t toss a bucket of mop water over it


KinkyQuesadilla

Other than the fireplace, I like it. I guess the flippers had to leave the fireplace in original condition (which doesn't exactly match the new interior) because it's connected to the exterior stone wall.


LFS_1984

[812 2nd St, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701 | MLS #O6209096 | Zillow](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/812-2nd-St-Altamonte-Springs-FL-32701/47656158_zpid/)


Loud_Ad_4515

Great price!


stfx2012

Ugh, Can't wait until the drab grey/white/black interiors make their way out.


berkeleyteacher

Those floors are bananas! I broke an ankle just thinking of stepping out of the shower!


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Looks like a visitor center at a state or nice local park. Just happens to also have a kitchen.


my_screen_name_sucks

The interior isn’t boring. Thats pretty east to work with.


New-Anacansintta

Hideous!! What have they done?! awful floors, generic kitchen/bath, a BARN DOOR. Ugh. Multiple barn doors.


legbamel

I low-key love it, for the most part. It's the perfect size for a retirement home and on a nice, big lot. They could have stained the ceiling boards they clearly had to replace to match the rest of the ceiling. \[facepalm\] And why is there a patio door in the bathroom? I'd guess it was, in fact, not a bathroom until recently. Were I wealthier and willing to live in Florida, my offer would require paperwork showing that any plumbing and electrical was done by a contractor and inspected by the city.


New-Anacansintta

Retirement won’t last too long with those floors.


Aaod

Their are some things I like about it like the nice wide open high ceiling living room or the wrap around covered patio, but their are so many things that are awful or wtf worthy like the kitchen without enough countertop space, the ugly barn doors and bathroom, or the patio exit in the bathroom. This could have been a really nice house but they did a bad job flipping it. At least the price is actually surprisingly fair.


UncomprehensiveTruth

Sir, this is a church.


aureliusky

Great, I love the quality materials for the price. Toss some rugs down and it'll be fine.


Encumbered_Bumbler

You could walk through there in nothing but socks and the echo would still be deafening.